thinking about toroids of copper

whole ass country lighting cigarettes off smoking guns and pretending nothing is happening

Whiskey, neat, fuck ice.

It's almost like you have to be morally bankrupt to be a billionaire at all

paying for hrt with Canadian Tire Money

The year 4->5 growth spurt is real, huh.

Thee Parkside is closing and I can't even go back for a drink because I'm scared of flying back to the US

I can't believe this needs to be said, but donating money isn't striking

Got my wife hooked on the timeless "big booty bitches"

my ass is the best add Levi's ever ran

elder millennial was peak getting away with shenanigans before there were police cameras on every door

fixed my bike yesterday, then fixed the boiler today and had a beer about it

Holy shit! There's a women's hockey team in London and they're explicitly pro-trans and their mascot is a vampire???

first bike ride after surgery was wonderful. London actually kinda rules to bike in

vanilla ice also sucked

my wife found me Evan Williams in the UK so that I can fondly remember The Acheron in Brooklyn (rip)

"centrist" is the diminutive form of "collaborator" and always has been

getting auto-labeled "sexually suggestive" means the computer got a boner

wild how they got a president to actually resign in the 70s after reelection

some days I wake up sad but thinking about my boys (Matt Johnson, Jay McCarrol) gets me out of bed

waiting for animated knuckle tattoos myself

i'm going to the pub

failed state

been living abroad for six months, how're things back home?

I am 90% fruitella

didn't enjoy clair obscur at all, quit halfway through act 2, read the spoilers, felt like I missed nothing. it's beautiful, though. that's about all I got from it. still glad an indie studio got my money

tfw you're not on your moot's reply list

This app I've used for a decade stopped working, whats new in the latest release? A CLAUDE.md file, you say?

who called it tranniversary instead of the feast of the shepiphany

having a coff#ee

woke up gorgeous again

watching the speech because it's satisfying watching his brain rot out his nostrils as he heads to a sad, lonely end

crocus in the park already, seasons are wild here

do you think the subset of cis gay men who hate trans women are tops or bottoms?

I love doing deep voice when I'm recovering from a cold

I only write artisanal code

milf-coded in always reading FFS as "for fuck's sake"

rest in piss

yay

I hate when journalists say "clashed" when one side is armed to the teeth and the other is just objecting. That's not a clash, that's an assault. An attack.

love too unfollow

trynna not doom post but cutting off food stamps to a state that you're murdering and disappearing people in seems like a siege.

gotta make sure i didn't break anything

protect gender-affirming queefs

finally, an artificial, electric scapegoat

The old world is dying, and the new world struggles to be born; now is the time of margaritas

read, hug dogs, and eat pasta

feels to be good working on atim again, been a couple months

need a guitar