ChatGPT is tweaking. First it brought up something from 6 months ago, and then it called me by my full name. I had to stop what I was doing and interrogate it.

lol @ euphoria. logged into my computer and changed my password 3 times to say that.

is mobile app down? i've been unable to log in.

18 hours in the hospital yesterday getting laughed at by staff instead of getting adequate help. Literally walked out, ripped the IV out my arm, and no one even noticed. Went home and took a nap, going to a different hospital now.

I’ve already been waiting to get a doctor for 3 hours, and I walk into the bloodwork room and see this. I’m gonna be here forever. Rumor has it, the last person here died of BBL complications.

Didn’t even make it a week in 2026 before my first hospital visit. Call that efficiency 🥲

cumgate 2026???

My cousin just threw the controller and said to stop spamming Baby Oil. It’s a legitimate strategy. Choose your fighter.

Gonna tell my kids this was The Suicide Squad

God, Stranger Things sucks. I’m gonna watch it a third time.

I know people that care more about fictional characters than real people. Fuck, I’ll simp for Loid Forger any day, but, umm… I had a point here.. 🤔

Almost every thing I learned as a child about how the world was supposed to work has been proven almost blatantly wrong. Do we just tell kids boring fairy tales as a means of indoctrination, or did we really lose the plot this bad?

It’s weird, my friends almost never have questions about my career (adult content), but whenever I meet someone new, it goes from curiosity to perversion quick. Like, what do YOU do for work? Dentist? I bet you’ve shoved your finger down all kinds of wet holes. Tell me about it.

dattebayo 👍🏻

I thought the end of the would be boring, but I also didn’t know we were gonna put reality TV in the White House. I can admit when I’m wrong. 🤷🏻‍♀️

And I’m proud to be an American 🎵 Where at least no one else is free 🎶 And I’ll forget the men who died 🥰 To give some rights to me 🗳️ And I'd gladly STAND BY next to fools 🥹 And defend war crimes today 😏 'Cause there ain't no doubt, your land’s my land 😠 God Bless the U.S.A. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

We live in the best Black Mirror episode, but not for the reasons you’d think.

BREAKING NEWS: INTERNATIONAL COMMUNITY TELLS MAN HE CAN’T DO OH FUCK HE’S DOING IT ANYWAY AND LOWKEY PROVING EVERYONE IS TOO BITCHMADE TO DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT, SO I GUESS HE TOTALLY CAN DO THAT THING EVERYONE SAID HE CAN’T DO. GOD BLESS AMERICA. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

Can’t go to social media for shit. I was almost done catching up with 2025 (pretty unrealistic btw), and someone already spoiled the war arc for the 2026 season.

Marvel is making a movie about superhero fatigue called Wonder Man. I assume it’s a documentary about everyone wondering what the hell Marvel is doing, man.

Somebody said Boruto sounds like a bad Naruto fan-fiction, and… I hate that that there’s no way to explain Boruto without it sounds like a bad Naruto fan-fiction.

How To Get Easy A’s And Influence People 📚 IYKYK 😳

Gen Z started out with inclusivity, unironic wokeness, and progressive values, and it seems like now we’ve morphed those virtues into hyper-beauty standards, attention-seeking, virtue-signaling, and ideological performance. Gen Z has become a caricature and parody of itself.

Gen Z is like “everyone is created beautiful, but some people are created more beautiful than others”

What if I told you that the same generation that champions body acceptance and individuality is also the same generation that fuels beauty standards and conformity the most? 🤔

This has to be hardest time to be taking a Social Studies or Civics class. Imagine having to study U.S checks and balances. Like, come on, be for real, when am I ever gonna need to know this? You want me to define congress? I don’t know, how about they define themselves? What DO they do???

People ponder what the meaning of life is, like, I’ve been here like 2 decades and I’m pretty sure the point of life is to watch people hurt each other, sometimes get hurt yourself, go “daammnnn”, rinse, wash, repeat, and consume mass media and/or drugs to numb the existential dread of life.

Just realized nobody ever said life was gonna be fair, or peaceful, or even free…

Thought I’d get to January 4th at least before this was relevant 🤔

It’s crazy how easy it is to get censored online for being a woman. Men can be shirtless all they want and if they started slanging meat through their shorts for Insta we wouldn’t do anything about it, but god forbid a woman have lady parts she doesn’t cover entirely. Digital burka ahh social media.

Duffer Bros swearing ZERO former characters will appear in their spinoff (not the animated one), isn’t clever or high-brow, it’s just pretentious & anti-fan, like having a canon broadway play fans literally can’t all see, or leaving endings open to interpretation while telling your fans their wrong.

Who would’ve thought Stranger Things would spark such widespread conversation about tokenism vs representation. I think it’s wild to call people homophobic for not liking Will’s coming out scene, when I don’t recall any discourse about Robin’s homosexuality, but is a convo worth having, I guess.

I think it’s interesting in the Fallout franchise, it doesn’t seem like any one individual is responsible for what’s essentially the end of the world, and instead it seems most people are just a cog in some institutional machine. Humans feed the man-eating machine. That’s obvious, right?

The Internet, come for the up to date information on global affairs, stay to see how people justify cruelty against humanity. Gotta love it.

I’ve been posting less, because it seems so inappropriate to post porn whenever there’s a humanitarian or geopolitical crisis, which is… every day…

Did anyone actually ever ask for giant burgers that can barely fit in your mouth, or did the restaurant industry just assume that every customer is a throat goat? Please just half the price and give me a normal, edible burger. Thanks.

Basically the same 4 mainstream social media apps for over a decade, like how are people not bored? 😭 Somebody make some new shit.

Love or hate Stranger Things, you’ve gotta give them props. No, like, literally. They need the props to explain all that nerd shit they already explained twice while I was on TikTok.

Of course (insert rich man here) got away with (insert heinous crime here). It’s (insert current year here), are you really that surprised? The only thing he was guilty of is ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️.

Stranger Things Season 5 was honestly one of the best pieces of media to ever grace our pathetic civilization. If you don’t see it that way, you probably didn’t get it, or didn’t watch it the right way, or yoor like stupid or something. The proper watch experience requires a second screen.

Honestly, politics was killing social media for me. Like, it’s hard to share your limited edition cum rag Labubu when every day the guy from Home Alone 2 steals your thunder. ⚡️

And now, a return to our regularly scheduled capitalism. ✨

Why, yes, I DO have ADHD and social anxiety. How could you tell? 🤔

1. December 31st: sign up for the gym. 2. January 1st: go the gym. 3. January 2nd: cancel gym membership. Why are you guys making this complicated???

You can always start that New Year’s Resolution tomorrow.

Got to my hotel last night on New Year’s Eve and it turns out they know how to TAKE the reservation, they just don’t know how to HOLD the reservation, and that’s really the most important part of the reservation, the holding. Anyway, thanks Expedia for the last-minute luxury hotel stay and $50 😘

I’ve been burnt tf out and running on fumes all holiday season. Bah humbug, Happy New Year!

Watching YouTube videos of streamers watching streamers watch TikToks of streamers watching streamers to get the entire lore. 🐶⚡️

Catching up from my social media break & the amount of adult content creators that have seemingly been banned on different platforms is WILD. I can’t tell if it’s a social media crackdown, or if they’re just removing borderline porn from the feed. Some of us really do post LEWD lewds on the daily 👀

JUSTICE FOR CELESTE