My friend keeps accusing me of being autistic (which is like, whatever) But like, girl leave me alone. Can’t a bitch hyper fixate in peace 😂

New Robin is good….but there should be more songs 30 mins isn’t enough 😭😂

I want pink diamonds in my belly chain and my nipple rings! I’m grabbin grain sittin sideways on this candy paint 👀🎉🎉

I can’t believe I, a seasoned Canadian, was fooled by false spring 🙄🙄😂

I’m like, really hungry..but I can’t stop listening to Little Mix ….😂😂

I saw a TikTok saying Have You Ever by Brandy was crazy for her age?? Actually I think that’s a completely normal response to being in love at 19??? Have YOU ever? If you don’t get it, I don’t think you ever have 😂

I spent the whole day cleaning my apartment in an outrageous (not my typical schedule) way cause I was waiting for my new vacuum and do you think that bitch had arrived yet?????? Maybe I’ll order pizza 🤔😒

Haha

I had an “altercation” with Kiefer Sutherland at a local bar where I live 🤷🏼‍♂️😂

Is it crazy to think Cardi’s verse was a bit better on Motorsport lol

When we bang by….pop pills now we Shanghai 😵‍💫….like she was just so good 😂

I still sometimes vibe to wamables even tho Nicki is a terrible asshole 😢

Listening to Carly Rae Jepsen

New vapes 👀

I don’t wanna finish cleaning 🧼

Is Bebe Rexha gonna drop that new song or is this gonna be one of those unholy situations 👀😂

Tyra doc was craaaaazy btw lol made not a single one of them look good!

She’s so evil but she’s cunt

Oop I lied…ordered a pizza and am seated for the ANTM doc

Anyways goodbye for now, I’ll be back tomorrow to give my half assed opinions on movies I watch 😂

SHAWTY SNAP

Enough of all that…feed cleanse 😂

ME? I’m a Texas Hold ‘Em lover…there’s not way I’ll be convinced a woman from Texas doesn’t know about country music 😝😂

Bluesky should have NEVER let me share Apple Music links 😏

A personal fave 🥰

Mhm I’m sure I’m sure

This is actually a banger tho

I mean coooooooome oooonnnnnn 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄😂

My sister made this (fuck ass) country playlist and I just gotta say…I really really hate that Morgan Wallen is technically a very good singer 😒🙄😂

Slim with the tilted brim on 20 inch rims 👀👀😝

Apparently I only come over here on Fridays when I’ve been day drinking to skeet nonsense and song lyrics 😂

I hate when my vape get clogged and it feels like I’m trying to suck a golf ball through a straw 🙄😂

Got some of my hairs cut

My all is like one of the most beautiful songs ever written…the yearning….the longing….I guess there’s a reason they called him Jeter the eater 😂😂

Living in an apartment is a fucking nightmare! Not because of my neighbours or anything but because one time someone in the building had bed bugs so I bought a mattress protector cause I can’t afford a new mattress the fuck😂 but now when I wash it I have to put it back on 🙄😂

I’m a brat when I’m bumpin that

The concept of Reba is kind of hilarious…I get the blended family stuff and the challenges and blah blah…but it sort of comes as “sometimes your husband cheats on you and you have to become friends with his mistress 😁” 😂😂

This is suppose to be the *not* horny account…why is there dicks all up and down my feed 😂

IM RIDIN IM MY WHIP, RACIN TO HER PLACE

Forgot about my progress pic plan cause I was too busy being a hoe 😂 scale says I lost 5lbs but I look the same 😂

Pimpin got harder cause hoes got smarter is a CRAZY lyric 😂😂 Dolla dolla bill y’all 💸💸

!!!

Work it out should have been the single and made the album

THIS BITCH GOT ME

This was always the better diss track 😂

Share a preacher, priest, or nun

Bush?!? On main?!? 😏

No I don’t have time to “hop on a quick call”…I’m trying to take pictures of my ass 🍑😂