How come whenever anyone wants to send me "information relating to my personal data" it's never GOOD news?

I love it when people want me to boycott a place I never go. Say less.

Not Adrien Brody's speech rivaling The Brutalist's runtime. #oscars

I never thought I'd say this, but bring back Chris Martin. #inmemoriam #oscars

I want to write jokes for firefighters! #oscars

Did Doja Cat agree to go before Raye as a bit? #oscars

This woman is In the Shadow of the Co-Producer. #oscars

I love it when they use beautiful people to sell stuff. They really cooked with that one.

If I was writing the end of the Superbowl, Taylor Swift would leave Kelce for Jalen Hurts in the 4th Qtr.

Will Smith really said I can't go to the Academy Awards?? Pftt, I'll go to the other award then. #grammys

All I'm asking is for every musician to release a dance album.

Chappell chewing gum during her speech. GUM GANG RISE UP!! #grammys

Taylor Swift should have JUMPED. FOR. JOY. #grammys