How y'all spending your Thursday morning? I'm setting up a fake crime scene lol 💀🕵️

What do you call a Canadian subterranean mammal that's staring at you? A Gawker-Mole-eh 🥑🇨🇦

⭐️Kraken vs Shark The success of the "Super Mechalodon" franchise inspired a visionary filmmaker to create the first movie in which the robot shark confronts the enigmatic Krakenlord, a looming threat to the peaceful city of Neo Reef. Can Mechalodon emerge victorious?🦑🆚🦈 #Sharktober2023 #Art

sea pups

Giant cloud birb in the sky earlier on my way home from work #Cloudwatching ☁️🐦

This is the first thing I saw in my head when I saw this in my YouTube feed 🐇🕵️

Came across the game on a list-tical, and then saw it was based on a graphic novel set. Felt wrong not to get it as well lol 🫖🐉

Full super moon tonight! Awoooooooo!

If we're now just naming TV shows after random body bits, I really hope someone makes one called Weenus (or wenis/weenis if you prefer) which is the flap of loose skin on your elbows because why not 💪📺

Looking up the specs for a boardgame called The Wolves, guess I'm still too young to play it though 👴🐺

[Scottish Accent]: Don't speak deary, I know just what you're thinking

Shame the latest batch is a bit soggy :/

Sooooo....I may have just....sorta....made an After Dark account 😳😳😳😳

What a pointless article title 🤪📄

I’m so tired of trying to be everything to everyone 😔 It brings me no joy and drains me when I’ve precious little energy left and no time for me. So I made a change and chose myself for once. If it’s selfish to want to prioritise myself then so be it, but I deserve to be happy too and so do you ❤️

Nothing like a good cuppa tea. Especially when you’re on meds and can’t drink 😂

Fear me, for I am Fat Pawn 😫♟️

My first day back of my final year of my degree. Both excited to get back and start learning once again, and nervous of placements. Oh the duality haha. Going to be a long 12 months ^~^

It's all good the cool donk is here now!

@scruffthedonk.bsky.social YAY!!!! DONKSTER'S HERE! 💙

I had a 'felt cute, my delete later' moment 🫣😈

It's finally happened, it's actually happened. I can now say that the police have nothing to go on 😂😂😂😂

What playwrite would you want around when you get arrested by the cops? Lin-Manuel Miranda Rights 👮🎶

Today is most definitely a chill and accept you’re gonna do nothing kinda day. Even my Runes agree xD Pulled ISA this morning and knew the day was fucked 😅

Was browsing board/card games to bring to meets and I found this. I can't even 😵🃏

That moment you spray too much deodorant and ent up with cocaine underarms 💪🧂

I'm finally on the thing!