You know, i think i'd make a very good philanthropist billionaire playboy if someone would be willing to fund me the salary

Why do i make bad puns all the time? Thanks for asking! So that maybe someday someone like you will end my suffering

Damn it's crazy how Tinker Bell is basically a tulpa

#narilamb #cultofothelamb #cultofothelambfanart #goatlamb

i forgot my password for like 3 months and i only use like 3 or 4 different passwords what has my life come to

"EDM is rotting your brain" "Ok that's bs and you know it" "Spell dance" "D-A-N-C-N-C-- oh shit wait holdup"

fox go to woods

me at older furry smut artists

Reminder: An active ingredient in gelatin is bone meal, so, jello can be bone-in or boneless

"i brought you home some biscuits from red lobster" Girl can i like propose to you right now holy shit

New Achievement Unlocked: Late to the work punctuality meeting

read the room??? do you know how much signage there is in here?? that's going to take forever wtf

"wow youd make for reall good management if you wanted the spot" respectfully, that's got to be the most offensive thing you've ever said to me

Back in my day we didn't have lo-fi hiphop, we had trip-hop producers and we loved all 3 of those guys

help i've forgotten how to doom scroll

Already ate all the Christmas ham, what in the fresh hell do i put on my sandos now

It's valentine's day now guys im sorry i dont make the rules stfu and enjoy your chalk heart candies

You know i dont care if she was actually the wolf in the end, it was still straight cold as ice for little red riding hood to just walk in and start roasting her sick grandma like that

Everyone always asks whataburger but nobody asks howaburger

haha you're so funny bro imma give your voodoo doll no booty

Ok but can your dream translator tell me why my sleep paralysis demon so dummy thicc?

In my defense, your honor, the punishment sounded pretty hot