Kiki Pendavis! From the House of PENDAVIS! 💙

Belly boob 🙃

Just had my 6 month hair transplant check-up! I’ve been on Finasteride for 3 months, Minoxidil for 2 months, and have just started taking biotin capsules. Still 6 months to go for the main results, and another 6 months after that for the final outcome.

My beloved @strictmachine86.bsky.social is en route to Düsseldorf for a ‘work thing,’ which we all know is just code for disappearing into the existential void of an airport wine bar, those fluorescent purgatories where red wine is poured before midday and everyone pretends it’s normal 😁

The first two episodes of Plur1bus are bold, weird, and wildly unpredictable, the kind of TV that makes you sit up straight and forget to blink. Wherever this story’s going, Seehorn’s behind the wheel, driving us there slow and merciless, because clearly, we love emotional devastation 😎

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The only way I will be saved is through divine intervention 💙

Just over one hour to go. Alan’s got this! 💪

The moment I saw this, my brain screamed, “Taylor Swift, obviously".

Lovely, sunlit Sunday. Somehow managed an early(ish) start after last night’s wine and girl, feeling only slightly delicate. Grateful for honey coffee, fresh air, a lazy walk, a frappuccino treat, a bit of wandering, and now a big dinner with all the cheese.

| CHOICE TRACKS 2025 | Favourites of the year. Handpicked. Updated through November and December. Listen and maybe discover your next obsession. ❤️

A good rummage 😛

Kick back 👾

Spent the whole day mooching around Bristol, hopping between gigs, pubs, and museums, with plenty of wandering in between. 10/10 city stroll, would mooch again 😁

I gave Taylor Swift another listen, mostly out of sheer fascination with the global worship. It’s all very pleasant, kinda like background music for folding laundry, isnt it? Honestly, of all the music I’ve heard lately, I’d say it’s absolutely the most recent.

Need a bottom 😛

Not gonna lie, I’m loving the way my salt-and-pepper hair is coming in. I’m actually using a caffeine + biotin infused hair clay now, and I’m finally able to style it a little bit 💇‍♂️

Love our BOO Halloween spread 👻

Sunday cock

2017 was GAY.

Saw Basement Jax live for the 1st time on Sunday night ❤️

Saw Youth Lagoon for the 2nd time on Tuesday night ❤️

Saw Sharon Van Etten live for only the 2nd time last night ❤️

If you're seeing this, drop an old pic of yourself that you still love

This photo of my great-aunt Sparkle deserves to get 100 likes. Share if you agree. My aunt was cruelly diagnosed with Monstro Elisasue Syndrome on New Year’s Eve 2024, and she has since deteriorated rapidly.

Spent the bank holiday weekend making memories… none of which I remember. Good thing the photos do! 😁

Broadcasting premium man-pit content on TEAMS for my loyal subscribers (co-workers). Ms Productivity? She’s dead by lunch on Friday. I should be outside, beefy and mysterious, like a goth cow grazing and headbanging to Bela Lugosi’s Dead. Soooooooooon ☀️🦇

Lazy Sunday morning (exactly what I needed), then out soaking up the sunshine for a while ☀️

If you're not leaving the cinema like this after seeing Weapons, then why bother even seeing it 😁

Filthy mirror on the wall, who’s the gayest gravitational anomaly in this meat dimension?

Bedroom 🪴

MaxXXXXXXXXXXXXxine! 😍

Catching the light just right in bed, shimmering with a glow, I like to call ‘humid seduction’, aka my armpits. Try not to fall in love.

Just saw Together. Bloody brilliant. Society vibes all over, pure body horror madness. Didn’t know the leads were a real couple, which makes the gross chemistry even funnier. Grotesque, weirdly hilarious. Thank you, Scream Unseen 😆

“Woke” has gone from meaning “socially aware” to “stuff I don’t like but can’t explain why.” It’s the all-purpose whine for people who think empathy is a threat and change is a conspiracy.

I requested a lineup of a very miserable Björk, Kurt Cobain, Gene Wilder, Post Malone, and Little Richard, all standing in the rain, waiting for a bus driven by Courtney Love. It absolutely delivered 😁 Also… why does Courtney Love look like Vore from the 2018 Swedish film Border?"

I published two stories today. It was a great honor to work with Afeef Nessouli on the one documenting the genocide and famine in Gaza. Afeef spent 9-weeks there, and we tracked how the U.S. dismantling USAID & UNRWA has made getting food deadly for kids, men, women, queer & trans Palestinians

Didn’t expect 28 Years Later to be this good; it’s easily my favourite in the series. Garland’s sharp script and Boyle’s raw iPhone-style filming give it a fresh, real feel. Cleaner than the original (I mean, technology has improved), but it felt just as gritty to me.

It's a full-on Blu-ray-and-coffee day with @strictmachine86.bsky.social. Aside from The Bird with the Crystal Plumage, these classics are all first-time watches. It's time to finally see what the film snobs have been raving about, and maybe earn a few extra cinephile points 😁

This is Christine and the Queens’ most captivating release since Chris (2018). Catching Feelings, technically a Cerrone song, radiates Michael Jackson energy, blending disco, and synthpop in a way that’s both nostalgic and fresh. More of this, please! The whole collaborative EP is solid 🙂

Last week: Stevie Wonder + Bristol Pride 😁

Bubble Butt Bathtubs 🛁 🫧

Beer! 🍻 😃 The lead singer from Grandmas house is on the table next to us. I'm sick of seeing her! (Seen her perform live so many times now) 😂 *joking - FAB band* 💚

It’s hotter than a jalapeño’s flaming arsehole.

Cheers to Bob Vylan for being among the morally conscious musicians out there speaking up for a free Palestine. The United States and United Kingdom are united only through bloody hands complicit in war crimes. Stop the genocide. Cheers to @middleeasteye-rss.bsky.social for this video.

As we reach the halfway point of 2025, it's the perfect moment to reflect on the cinematic highlights of the year so far. Here are my choice films that have stood out, whether for their storytelling, performances, direction, or emotional impact.