glennot73
@gt73.bsky.social
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lvl 52 🇦🇺 chaotic good.
@knewagirlnic.bsky.social
has my heart and soul
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Knew Nic
7 days ago
Tonight’s the night 😍
add a skeleton here at some point
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Mikæla
7 days ago
Charlie Brown, do you like movies about gladiators?
add a skeleton here at some point
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DaddyJew
13 days ago
[my gf on her death bed] idk, what do you want to eat?
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BooBooKitty
10 days ago
For more quality content, you'll have to follow other people.
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Dumb Beezie
9 days ago
Stop paying attention to Marjorie Trailer Green. Stop it right now.
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Knew Nic
9 days ago
Seductively takes a double dose of cranberry pills
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Long_Painter
9 days ago
Any fans of ultramarine blue out there? Gulf Storm. 6”x6” oil painting
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Lock Wilford
9 days ago
We clearly took a wrong turn at Albuquerque
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John Lyon
9 days ago
"Lunchables" is a good name because it doesn't make any grandiose claims: "This is able to be eaten as lunch."
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Idle
23 days ago
Snug as a bug or possibly on drugs, it’s hard to say.
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sweetie π
almost 2 years ago
*dabs gravy on my wrists* let the seducing commence
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash!
about 1 year ago
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✧𝔪𝔢𝔯𝔯𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧
10 days ago
i don’t think i can wait until raccoons are actually domesticated. i’m just gonna go ahead and let them in my house
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DaddyJew
12 days ago
oh, you’re flat earther? well explain fat bottomed girls
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Kellalena
12 days ago
You can tell how a woman feels about you by the way she twirls her hair and keys your car.
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Danny
14 days ago
That Zoom call was cancelled. You can put that hoodie back on.
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DaddyJew
12 days ago
if by people skills you mean avoiding them then yes, i have people skills
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Struggalelf
3 months ago
*repeatedly yells "representative" into the abyss
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BooBooKitty
12 days ago
Reverse Cowgirl so I can make us sandwiches
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Frovo
13 days ago
ME: i just saw a girl sitting on a tuffet eating curds WIFE: no way ME: no just curds
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Jason, ex Inferis
12 days ago
Anytime I see a lost kitten, I hold it up in the air and yell, “WHOSE PUSSY IS THIS?!”
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mean things I say to myself
13 days ago
Ah, another beautiful start to a day of insecurity, struggle and existential dread
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honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids
12 days ago
i loved the ninja life but they don't let you have pets
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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺
12 days ago
How does one “make love” when it constantly exists?
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Forrest Plump
12 days ago
Before I got married, I never realized you could sneeze like an asshole
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Cosmically Funny
13 days ago
Her: You better not be pissing on the toilet seat! Me: *pissing in the sink* Don't worry, I'm not.
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜
about 1 year ago
I never finish anything. I have a black belt in partial arts.
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Kathryn The Yule 'Shroom 🍄🎄
12 days ago
I wanna lick this man like a yogurt lid.
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Knew Nic
12 days ago
Sunset cruise to see the St. Kilda Penguins. There are about 1600 fairy penguins that travel back to this sea wall nightly to bed down for the night.
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DaddyJew
13 days ago
Interviewer: why should we hire you? Me: so I can pay my rent
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DaddyJew
13 days ago
*calls mom* put the word out, im back on my bullshit
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John Lyon
6 months ago
Why did the email making fun of the office weirdo go to everyone but me?
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trickykat
13 days ago
viewing your mom's onlyfans channel so we will have something to chat about at our first dinner with her
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Breakfast 🍩☕️🍑
15 days ago
Saying stupid shit on the internet hasn't fixed me yet, but mama didn't raise no quitter.
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S🌟tella
13 days ago
Welcome to your 50s. SNACKS!!! That’s it. That’s the thought.
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Knew Nic
13 days ago
You lift weights over your shoulders I lift my ankles over his shoulders We are not the same
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Theciscokidder
13 days ago
*finds a dead body* Me: IS IT CAKE?
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Knew Nic
13 days ago
You can jingle my bells, but not until the Thanksgiving dishes are done
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Tarja Porkka-Kontturi
19 days ago
she’s a 10 but Excel thinks she’s October
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Isidor
14 days ago
Do you live in a house or apartment? Yes…
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prince egregious, heir apparent
15 days ago
Please admire my 88 year old grandfather’s grocery list
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Knew Nic
15 days ago
Trappist nanny is this anything
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Ande B
12 months ago
Sugar infused with dried flowers. Amazing in tea or sprinkled on a pound cake, cupcakes, truffles. And it’s so purty! That’s how we say pretty in the south!
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Ande B
12 months ago
Today’s goal, jar 150 for client gifts. Bourbon candied bacon chutney.
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bacon popsicle 👩🍼
about 1 year ago
“Uneasy lies the head that wears a crown” ~ something I learned the hard way that one time I didn’t take my Burger King crown off at nap time.
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sure, the sex IS great the end.
15 days ago
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Knew Nic
15 days ago
It’s almost like you all don’t even care that I’m having the best sex of my life. Harumph
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Knew Nic
15 days ago
I cook, he cleans I cum, he cleans Zero notes
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Orcspiration
15 days ago
DRINK WATER FROM THE SKULLS OF YOUR ENEMIES! IF YOU HAVE CRUSHED THEIR SKULLS, USE A GLASS.
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Knew Nic
15 days ago
The water flow in this Airbnb shower is best described as pressure washer. It may well be inspiring some pretty filthy sex.
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