“Show me what comic you loved when you were 13, and that’s all I need to know about you.” -Brad Meltzer 🤔

Ask Mommy anything! 💜 1st time Q: When was last time you masturbated... have you done it in your car or outside In the world A: Tuesday night. And my boyfriend played with me a bit in the car today 💦💦 tellonym.me/gothmommy/an...

I have $450 in Torrid Cash that I'm not going to use. If anyone wants some, hmu 🖤

Mommy is going to make you practice self care if she has to drag you kicking and screaming 🖤💋

Happy Sinday loves. Since my boyfriend apparently have me a huge confidence boost yesterday, I'm sharing these completely unfiltered selfies i took after our date. 🖤💋

It's funny how whenever the topic of safewords comes up in a post of mine everyone rushes to tell me what their safeword is. It's completely irrelevant to the conversation, unless I'm your dominant. I don't get it.

The wife and I have been watching thru the first season of Saturday Night Live, and it makes me really sad that we lost John Belushi so young. Why couldn't it have been Chevy Chase instead? He's pretty worthless.

Me examining a new follower 🎨 by @glittersensual.bsky.social

Ask Mommy anything! 🖤 Q: Do you find it hard to show feelings and why A: A bit. My ex used to make me feel bad whenever i expressed emotions so i was kinda trained not to. I'm still working on unlearning that behavior. tellonym.me/gothmommy/an...

This could be fun...

Mine too, random sign. Mine too. 🖤

Seriously. If you love someone, tell them. Don't wait for some arbitrary milestone. Life's too short.

No idea why The Misfit's Die Die My Darling on repeat is the soundtrack to me getting ready for this date but whatever. So damn excited.

She's not wrong... At least i know he feels the same way. 🖤

Ask Mommy anything! 🖤 Q: How would u reacted if someone wanted to please you instead of u pleasuring others A: It's not that i don't enjoy it. I just get more pleasure out of pleasing others. tellonym.me/gothmommy/an...

I work from home full time. Mark me the fuck up, darling.

I hate that, especially later in life, any potential partner has to pay the price for the sins of others. Fear of being treated the way someone in the past did shouldn't get in the way of a new connection, but it does.

🎶 24 little hours... 🎶 Fuck.

Disclaimer: if you followed me expecting anything other than horny shitposting, pictures of my boobs in various outfits, and me absolutely worshipping my goddess of a wife, you're going to be sorely disappointed.

Ask Mommy anything! 💜 Q: whats ur way of showing affection A: Physical touch usually. But i try to speak to others in their own love language. tellonym.me/gothmommy/an...

Only gets more true over time...

I know... you don't have to rub it in. 😿

Really missing the eyebrow piercing right now. It closed up on me when I took it out for surgery a few years ago. Think I want to get it redone. Thoughts?

Me with the boy I'm going to meet on Saturday...

💦SHOWER YCH💦 - multislot - any species (humans too) - bodytype similar to shown (nothing hyper tho) - T0S in my bio - DM me to claim 💖

Just got a meeting reminder and my immediate reaction is "holy shit, it's Thursday already?". My stomach is in knots. 🥴

AM a kitten, not LIKE one tho 😸

Ask Mommy anything! 💜 Q: How can you talk about issues with your bf? A: I mean, I've never actually dated a guy, but I assume they work like other people. Just talk to them. If they suck at communication, maybe find a better one? tellonym.me/gothmommy/an...

Being an empath really sucks sometimes. One of my partners is dealing with a possible stalker situation and on top of feeling helpless to do anything I'm also internalizing all of her fear and emotions and I can't stop crying and shaking. If only i could use that to actually help.

I really do wish Vessel would stop making me 💦💦💦 Or why "Provider" does this to me so much? Like, way to soak my panties while glorifying traditional gender roles. I disgust myself sometimes.

💗VALENTINES DAY YCH💗 - slots limited - any species (humans too) - body type similar to shown - small changes ok, nothing hyper tho - T0S in my profile - DM me to claim ✨

I've moved around a lot and at least traveled thru at least most of the states. Need to fill in the PNW and the northeast.