god i love pegging! 😎 #cribbage #thegamecribbage #imreferringtotheboardgamecribbage

gave me a free spot at the nba the way i dribble in my sleep

“time for this Flood to get a Watch” - the funniest weatherman ever

6 is a sleeper odd number

people with fevers are actually mentally farming #bitcoin

sleeping with a VPN on, having Chinese dreams tonight 🔥

if you or a loved one has recently dropped that thun thun thun you may be entitled to financial compensation

Jedi should try using the consent instead

cops should have a mandatory nap time and if they skip it they get charged with resisting a rest

she brunsed on my wick till I stew #brunswickstew

wish i could measure the decibels on the fart i just made

taken outback and burned at the stakehouse

had a dream where I was bowling with Obama where he scored a perfect 300 and yelled “call that a drone strike!” every time

need some holy throat game, some halleluvula

I just wanna be titular man…

mmmmmmm the hand the feeds me 🤤