So I’m an absolute menace on Facebook Marketplace and at thrift stores. I love recycling and repurposing. Today, I reached the pinnacle of my thrifting journey when I found a Louis Vuitton dress and jacket at the thrift store for $60 🏆

This being said, I love providing accessible and budget-friendly parlour availability too and fully intend to continue Wednesday incalls at @cconfidential.bsky.social 4-10pm weekly. I want to ensure that everyone who wants to see me, can - while offering more availability and discretion 😌✨🤍

Those who REALLY know me know that the way to my heart is… gossip 😌✨

Here’s my remaining shifts for April and planned shifts in May🍂 𝔸𝕡𝕣𝕚𝕝 Wed 29th 4-10pm 𝕄𝕒𝕪 Wed 6th 4-10pm Wed 13th 4-10pm Wed 20th 4-10pm ☎️ 03 9417 6004 to book at @cconfidential.bsky.social You may notice I’ve reduced my shifts - to see me privately go to @livloathsome.bsky.social ☺️🌻✨

It’s 1973 and I just walked into the disco 🪩🕺

You’ll find me at @cconfidential.bsky.social this evening from 4-10pm, don’t forget to secure your preferred time by calling 📞(03) 9417 6004 as I don’t always have walk-in availability 🤍☺️

If the world has felt a little heavy for you too lately, I share with you one of my favourite quotes from one of my favourite characters. This is my light in dark places 🕯️

Fresh groom for the Burberry bear 🐻 (Yes I need to clean my balcony door 😅)

In honour of Pamela being in Aus, I busted out my hot rollers to serve just a teaspoon of the queen’s vibe ✨🥰

Uni deadline met 🤓 brain powering down 🤖 ……activate bimbo mode! 💫✨💅🏻🤠 Just in time for my shift tomorrow

Really wanting to yeehaw 🤠 but held captive meeting uni deadlines 🙄 You’ll find me at @cconfidential.bsky.social this Wednesday 4-10pm for some much needed fun against the critical analysis 🧐

A big thank you to everyone who came to see me last night at @cconfidential.bsky.social 🥰 The vibes were immaculate ✨

Not sure what to do with yourself after the long weekend? I might have some ideas 💡 Find me at @cconfidential.bsky.social tomorrow (Wednesday) 4-10pm - ☎️ 03 9417 6004 to book! Then find me privately in Abbotsford 2-7pm this Friday for incalls (go to @livloathsome.bsky.social for more info)

Wishing you many erections on this resurrection 🙏🏻🙌🏻🍆

How to see me privately ☺️🤍

Good morning, Melbourne 🌞🌼

I’m off to Brisbane today! You’ll find me at @livloathsome.bsky.social for any interstate shenanigans and I’ll be available again in Melbourne on 8th of April.

I pride myself in working with some of the most gorgeous women in both Melbourne & interstate. I get asked - “does it get competitive?” The more gorgeous, intelligent & accomplished the women standing next to me are - the prouder I am! It’s those who feel inadequate that feel intimidated 🤍😅

Outside it might be raining, but inside we’re entertaining 🤸‍♀️💥😘 If you feel like battling the rain tonight I’ll be at @cconfidential.bsky.social from 4-10pm - prebookings advised as my shift is somewhat booked already. Ph. 03 9417 6004 to book!

Being 80% legs is all fun and games until you have to fit on one of these things

How I’m trying to be

Need to add “laying floorboards” to my list of services. I love learning a new skill. An inherently Gemini trait, I think 🤔. And you know I’m a stickler for PPE in all my endeavours 😘.

Mid April doubles available with me and this angel. 🪽🤍

Received these adorable chocolates today 🚂

The update absolutely not a soul asked for - Gimli can now walk 3km! 💪

I’m lucky enough to have known some of my regulars for 10 years. My friendships and connections with my clients have been some of my significant relationships in my life. Whether it’s been 10 years or 10 days, I appreciate your vulnerability, friendship and patronage when you come to see me. ✨🤍🤍

Making an appointment at MSHC for your quarterly check be like: #iykyk

🐬🐬🐬Just shaved every inch of my body and I have finished my metamorphosis into a baby dolphin for my 12-8pm shift this Sunday at @cconfidential.bsky.social ✨✨✨

Things are heating up today 🔥 I’ll be keeping things sizzling tomorrow at @cconfidential.bsky.social 4-10pm 03 9417 6004 to secure your preferred time!

As Uni is kicking off for the year, and I have a thesis to write; I’m going to be focusing on private work as I won’t have time for long parlour shifts (I may still do the occasional shift 😉). Go to @livloathsome.bsky.social which is my secret private identity🕵🏼‍♀️😂 and stay tuned for more info🌸✨

Here’s when I’ll be at @cconfidential.bsky.social in March! Wed 4th 4-10pm Sat 7th 12-8pm Wed 11th 4-10pm Sun 15th 12-8pm Wed 18th 4-10pm Sat 21st 12-8pm Wed 25th 4-10pm As always, don’t forget to pre-book to secure your preferred day/time ☺️ ☎️ (03) 9417 6004 Can’t wait to see you! ✨Gia💘🌸

If you know me, you’ll know how thrilled I am to be back on the reformer 🥰🫶🏻

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Yearning is sooo back

Happy Valentines Day 🌹☺️

Surgery went well, I’ve already been told off by the nurses for moving too much 😅😂 I suspect this will happen again. Now to recover and read all the fabulous book recommendations you’ve all given me 🥰

And that’s a wrap! Time for my 3-4 week hiatus. Thanks to all those who came and saw me and wished me well for my procedure. If you’re looking for someone to see while I’m away, I highly recommend: @scarlett-lerosa.bsky.social & @delilahraine.bsky.social 🤍🌸 Missing you all already xo

Got pedicures today with @scarlett-lerosa.bsky.social 🦶 What colour should I get next?!

What a fabulous summer so far 🌞 I’ve loved meeting new faces & catching up with familiar ones. Unfortunately the time has come to address my endometriosis. This means I’ll be available until surgery on 29/01 with 4 weeks recovery ❤️‍🩹 I’ll be away Feb & back at Collingwood Confidential in March ☺️🤍

“Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about” Ok. Well I’m fighting undead JarJar Binks in a dungeon and everyone knows about it. #D&DSundays

Gimli is stoked because he’s finally allowed to go to the dog park after his final vaccination! 💉🐻🐩

Looking like a side piece while all my friends are married-with-babies-age 💅🏻

Big naturals are great but they’re the least exciting thing about an hour with me 😈🌸

My focuses for 2026: Tennis 🎾 Pilates 🧘🏼‍♀️ D&D ⚔️ Uni 👩🏼‍🎓 Things I’m leaving behind: Self doubt Imposter syndrome Non-reciprocal friendships Inauthenticity 🤍☺️🌸

May your 2026 be imperfectly perfect 🫶🏻

What are you all doing to celebrate the new year? I’m locking my friends in a dungeon and making them fight various monsters 🧟‍♀️ 👻 💀

Lips 👄 t*ts 🍉 🍉 legs 🦵🦵

Love these boots for shoots but you’ll never catch me in-person in anything but a kitten heel. Who remembers circa 2022 when I broke my ankle wearing 8”pleasers? 😅

No ass to speak of, but my face card never declines 💅🏻 💳