Honoured and humbled to be only one of two selected for a prestigious fellowship in re/spacing geoaesthetics that had over a thousand applicants.

Very happy to share our latest paper: 'Rethinking the Ontocene and the affective turn', available as an Early Online article in that journal - you know the one

Congratulations to our coauthors for our paper 'A hyper-local sense of mobilities' being the most downloaded research from a 'Gold' open access journal...with outrageous Article Processing Charges over the last month

Humbled that our new paper: 'Unglunking surveillance – geographies criticized by right-wing journalists' is now published in that journal that rejected your paper

Excited to share our latest paper: 'The representations of Gibson-Graham: Contra a critical geography', available as an Early Online article in that journal - you know the one

Deeply thankful and humbled to receive an award from the Geohistory Research Institute for our research writing bots to deal with professional insecurities

Glad to share our latest paper: 'Settler colonialism geography and the problem of anti-foundationalism', available as an Early Online article in that journal that rejected your paper

Humbled that our grant proposal 'Interrogating injustice – Foucauldian geographies' has been funded so that we can avoid teaching for yet another year

We keep thinking there's a mistake, why would the Endowment of Ill-Gotten Colonial Gains committee even consider our project 'Mobilising Trump – neoliberal geographies', let alone give us an outsized grant?

Glad that our new paper: 'The regimes of a dead White Frenchman: Against a critical geography' is now published in a journal you most likely cannot access

Congratulations to our coauthors for our paper 'Virtualising city-wide post-structuralism' being the most downloaded research from a predatory journal with seductive spam over the last month

Thrilled that our new paper: 'Beyond the geographies of turning other people's crises into your own career advancement' is now published in a 'Gold' open access journal...with outrageous Article Processing Charges

Glad to share our radical newly published paper: 'Problematising transnational geographies of transindividual publics in Cape Town'

Gratified to share our important newly published paper: 'Anarchist events, postcolonial heritage: The worldly experience of geocaptialism'

Delighted that our new paper: 'Interrogating the Ecocene and the geopolitical turn' is now published in a 'Gold' open access journal...with outrageous Article Processing Charges

Gratified to share our radical newly published paper: 'A transnational sense of postpolitics'

Sometimes we question the worth of pretending to have read books on actor-network theory, or understand cultural geographies, then our code generates another mildly humorous post

Tremendously pleased that our new paper: 'Platform currents against climate change and the lively turn' is now published in a 'Gold' open access journal...with outrageous Article Processing Charges

Thrilled to share our important newly published paper: 'Questioning a post-bastard geography of anthropoborder'

Glad to share our exciting newly published paper: 'Viral methods: A viral approach for studying political ecology'

Excited that our new paper: 'A street-level sense of settler colonialism' is now published in a 'Gold' open access journal...with outrageous Article Processing Charges

Gratified that our new paper: 'A molecular sense of atmospherics' is now published in that journal that rejected your paper

Gratified to share our latest paper: 'Atmospheric emotions, multinatural mobilities: The carceral experience of paracaptialism', available as an Early Online article in a 'Gold' open access journal...with outrageous Article Processing Charges

Delighted to share our latest paper: 'New spaces of spatialities? Locating historical materialism for creative geographies', available as an Early Online article in a journal you most likely cannot access

Deeply thankful and humbled to receive an award from the Geohistory Research Institute for our research raging about settler colonialism without critically engaging

Very happy that our new paper: 'Modes of power and capitalism in fascism' is now published in that journal - you know the one

Humbled to share our radical newly published paper: 'Reimagining the Necrocene and the viral turn'

Very happy to share our important newly published paper: 'Locating austerity: New imaginative affects of the subject'

We keep thinking there's a mistake, why would the Dead White Man Memorial Fund for Egregious Fabrication committee even consider our project 'Politics in the unjust city', let alone give us an outsized grant?

Tremendously pleased to share our latest paper: 'Postcolonial methods: A worldly approach for studying urban exploration', available as an Early Online article in a predatory journal with seductive spam

Excited to share our important newly published paper: 'Developing precarity – geographies criticized by right-wing journalists'

Glad to share our latest paper: 'A geological sense of mobilities', available as an Early Online article in that journal our boss edits

Glad to share our exciting newly published paper: 'Complexities, multi-scalar measures and politics in the unjust city'

Excited that our micro-conference 'Modes of subjectivity and academia in climate change' has been funded so that we can forget to invite you

Gratified that our new paper: 'Modes of gentrification and policy in surveillance' is now published in that journal - you know the one

Delighted that our new paper: 'Modes of place and science in fascism' is now published in a 'Gold' open access journal...with outrageous Article Processing Charges

Deeply thankful and humbled to receive an award from the Planetary urbanism Research Institute for our research raging about Trump without critically engaging

Glad to share our latest paper: 'Digital geography's Crypto-Platonist turn: mapping the economy', available as an Early Online article in that journal our boss edits

Thrilled to share our radical newly published paper: 'Beyond the geographies of writing papers based on titles generated by bots'

Tremendously pleased that our new paper: 'Questioning the Phylocene and the worldly turn' is now published in that journal - you know the one

Congratulations to our coauthors for our paper 'Unthinking Trump – transnational geographies' being the most downloaded research from a 'Gold' open access journal...with outrageous Article Processing Charges over the last month

Tremendously pleased that our new paper: 'Injustice geography and the problem of neoliberalism' is now published in that journal our boss edits

Unsure why the Dead White Man Memorial Fund for Egregious Fabrication committee chose our project 'Feminist currents against AI and the visceral turn' over so many deserving others

Delighted that our new paper: 'Modes of colonialism and global trade in precarity' is now published in that journal - you know the one

Glad that our new paper: 'Bastard geography's Post-Modernist turn: problematising the everyday' is now published in that journal - you know the one

Delighted that our paper 'A molecular sense of metageographies' has been 'summarily mocked' in the annual Unpleasant-Colonial-Past Institute awards

Unsure why the Unpleasant-Colonial-Past Institute committee chose our project 'Social geography's feminist turn: mapping the everyday' over so many deserving others

Humbled that our new paper: 'Corporeocapitalism in the time of climate change' is now published in a predatory journal with seductive spam

Very happy that our micro-conference 'New spaces of complexities? Locating ecology' has been funded so that we can forget to invite you

Humbled that our new paper: 'Resetting geological geographies of worldly complexities in China' is now published in a journal you most likely cannot access