dont know a single motherfucker who likes orange juice except me

I wanna share some art I did a while ago that I'm still really happy with. I feel like I captured the eye catch style quite well!

art museums should make it really hard to steal from. maybe they should even be allowed to KILL you. but when u succeed, they should let u keep it. u cant go to jail, they add u to a hall of fame, ur a celebrity, everyone loves u, free tickets for life

nobody knows where bread comes from

(first time astroturfing) damnnnn who else think chester the otter is sooo hot👀

had a dream i kept workshopping a tweet like "fun fact: reese invented reeses pieces so she could finally eat without a spoon" and getting frustrated that it wasnt funny

MADE MORE PUMPKINS BECAUSE IT WAS SO FUN YESTERDAY These ones featuring @tiberiusthyben.bsky.social, @ripleytheoriole.bsky.social, @punkbnuuy.bsky.social, and @fratboychester.bsky.social :3!

(first time astroturfing) damnnnn who else think chester the otter is sooo hot👀

every so often im reminded how hot the lactaid cow is i mean dammmmnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

its actually embarassing that anyone tries to make music when weezer already exists

in the mario galaxy movie they should have a scene where mario needs to pee but hes really annoyed because he has to take his overalls off to pee and hes like "ahhh i hate-a overalls almost as much as i hate mushrooms"

you should be allowed to say things you dont mean for attention. its not lying. its just words

why are pizzas only 2 dimensional shapes... circle..square...triangle. whats going on..

me when TACO BELL LOL!

i always HATED "bed time" now im finding out people ACTUALLY go to "sleep" and experience "dreams"?? thats not just a thing in tv and movies???? whole time i just thought it was just socially acceptable to lie motionless for hours and i didnt wanna be the weird one and say its sooooooo boringggg😭

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so how does pokemon za run on the switch 1

fuck it, i DO like when trailers spoil the whole movie. saves me $18.48 and 2 hours of my life (turns out i just hate movies)

you just made these two guys up LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

i always thought chocolate milk came out of brown chickens😭

every day, every waking moment you spend NOT working towards your dreams, is totally fine actually

Most people know that corn flakes were originally invented to stop people from masturbating. What they don't know is that, with the upcoming launch of Chester-O's, John Kellogg's vision of a perfect, beautiful world will finally come (pardon my language) to fruition.

drew like a dark, fucked up version of chester the otter haha. just a glimpse into my dark reality. a full stare into my twisted perspective would make most simply go insane

theyre calling it "the worst take ever"

streamer HATES video games #clips #chestervr

the concept of rent is insane, that even if you pay on time, they dont even call you a "good little tenant" and tickle your tummy a little goo chee goo chee gooo heehhahheuheuhhe

i had a dream i was trying to eat the top off a donut that fell on the ground and everyone was laughing at me cuz there was frosting all over my face

PICKLED CUCUMBERS ARE MADE OUT OF CUCUMBERES?????

your fate is sealed #chestervr #clips

surely i will never have to do anything like this ever again #chestervr #clips

it is the year 2027, the only legal avenue for seeing and sharing porn is through geocaching

recipe called for a roaring boil so i stabbed my floor

surely i will never have to do anything like this ever again #chestervr #clips

Pushing the VFur! starter pack once again! More folks are getting added to it as the team expands, so be sure to give them a look and some love! <: Congrats to all of our new teammates 💖🐇 Keep an eye out for new faces! go.bsky.app/FFH8XZ1

your fate is sealed #chestervr #clips

do u hear something #chestervr #clips

this "living on your own cooking for yourself" shit is easy

get gayer. now.

i had a dream i tweeted "scooby doo absolute mogs the dog from the jetsons" and then locked myself out of my apartment with no pants on

punk chestee #art #chestervr

bookmarks on bluesky? gooning is SOO back babyyyyyyy

SILKSONGS A GIRL??????????????

i cannot wait for the among us tv show

alright alright ill bite......whats silksong XD

the concept of rent is insane, that even if you pay on time, they dont even call you a "good little tenant" and tickle your tummy a little goo chee goo chee gooo heehhahheuheuhhe

CHARITY STREAM TOMORROW, STARTING 11 AM MDT AT www.twitch.tv/mousedoodler :3. Featuring! @fratboychester.bsky.social @punkbnuuy.bsky.social @ripleytheoriole.bsky.social @jesterenrel.bsky.social @quacking.online @hyenasnacks.bsky.social @tiberiusthyben.bsky.social @commonvermin.bsky.social

what does this mean

the first people to make a knock knock joke probably wasnt funny. everyone was probably confused. never give up

when burning candles, make sure to melt all the way to the rim on its first burn. the candle wax "remembers" what you did. it knows what you did. it remembers what you did. i know what you did. i remember what y

feel old yet? #chestervr #art