Zoe
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Thread of soups I make. Starting strong with this one
3 months ago
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My hall pass is Cody Maverick
4 months ago
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acapella foley artist
7 months ago
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For Sale: worm shoes, never worm
7 months ago
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job searching is just scrolling through "work with AI" "work with AI" "Raytheon" "work with AI"
8 months ago
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Getting forcefemmed at the orthodontist
8 months ago
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Cosplaying House (taking Vicodin for my stolen wisdom teeth)
9 months ago
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I ❤️ My Treacherous Eunuch Advisor
9 months ago
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Adult onset shaken baby syndrome
9 months ago
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If someone exploded him with a bomb he'd be Benson Boome
9 months ago
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Very modestly priced voodoo dolls in Northampton NY
9 months ago
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At the function applying for jobs
9 months ago
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Hour 1 with the ancient lesbian nuns and my dad goes "so did you love Conclave?"
10 months ago
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One day you're asexual the next ur listening to ur boygirlfriend whistle the x files theme song distantly from the kitchen as they fill up ur water glass for you at 1am
11 months ago
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I think Tampax should release Left and Right tampons like how Twix does (for ur left and right pussie). Just a thought
11 months ago
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Robin from Batman 1966 is def trans. Which direction no one knows
12 months ago
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Can't believe Robin from Batman has to tuck every day
12 months ago
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Give Aunt Harriet A Gun
#batman1966
12 months ago
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she on my til I modgepodge
about 1 year ago
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she odge on my podge til i mmmm
about 1 year ago
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she odge on my podge til I mmmm
about 1 year ago
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she m on my dgepodge til I o
about 1 year ago
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she m on my o til I dgepodge
about 1 year ago
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she mod on my odd til I podge
about 1 year ago
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she mmmmm on my odge til I podge
about 1 year ago
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