yeah we named the town chudia immediately after chud was born, and chud almost had as many assasination attempts as the us president that shit was crazy

thinking about how i went to a beach on vacation and there was a group of kids building a dam to protect their sand-town, and i just sat down and made a shitty snowman out of sand and named him chud. and then an hour later the chuddian people were celebrating because their tyrant mayor had drowned

why havent we genetically engineered pet spiders. i want a puppy-sized spider with fluffy body and tiny ass pug legs running around my house that'd be cute as fuck

✨s w a r m o f h a r m l e s s b e e s✨

what if we lived in a world where everything was normal but if you stuck out your hand dramatically and said something it'd appear in your hand? nothing else changes, it's just everyone can summon shit now

beep beep

i love him. hes so silly. hes like,,, a chud but in an endearing way

good morning >_<

[i love how this guy's just an out-of touch white guy who happens to also be a god. i get to make really stupid jokes with this account and i love it]

"okay so turns out it IS actually a really important event and now i kind of feel like an asshole-"

guys palm knee is in trubble someone get her out of the hand water please

"who are all these people and why do they all want to bother me in the MIDDLE OF MY SHIFT?!!"

who wants to talk to an office manager with a clock for a face and godlike powers that he never uses because he's too busy being a bitch

t h e f t

beep beep good morning >_<

@furry-hater.bsky.social alternatively, this

🥺

go, my children be free

erm

beep beep good morning i made a third rp account because i can

deadass might make another rp account because i really wanna make an oc one

i just realized arnold and raymond have an almost identical dynamic to alastor and vox and i don't know how to feel about that

redid the phillus logo :3 posting it here bc mom doesn't really approve of my DIY stuff and i don't wanna forget what the brand labelling looks like

happy pride month!!!!!!!

just found out me is reciproromantic, do with this information what you will

:3

this. this right here. please and thank you

nyehehehe im fast now

yall will never guess the design of this oc(thread) #oc Name: A. Wilkins Age: ?? (old as fuck) Proffesion: formerly a famous singer, but he retired sometime in his sixties due to self-esteem issues character: -a smoker, but he's aware of how unhealthy it is and regularly advises others against it.

not me accidentally revealing the centerpiece of my layout in the background of a picture 👀

when you make your villain oc so chuddy that you physically cannot put him on a layout and have to rebuild him 😔

i just realized raymond looks nothing like his basis and i kind of need to rebuild him because he's a chud (he does not fit with the lego scale. he literally topples over on points because of his fatass cylinders.)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbe2... AND ANOTHER???

THERES ANOTHER www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQoA...

when youre doing homework and your dad puts on a morgan freeman documentary in another room and you can hear that epic narrator voice while you grind (he's talking about dinosaurs or something idk)

get fucking nightmare purple guy out of here bro

i was born in the middle of pride month so im like,,, double gay

i was born in the middle of pride month so im like,,, double gay

"youre addicted to your phone" no, im addicted to my friends, they live in there. im a friendaholic

www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTM5... nyehehheee

hey, you hungry home invader! stop raidin' our refrigerator!

it's the slenderman??? and he's cooking hot dogs on the stove????

what is wrong with me

i was so excited to just play with my legos and shit today dude, now im just in mental fucking anguish