Full thrusters #pokemon #artsky

Woke up handsome again. Plus my gf is hot. I stay winning.

It’s been a while my 5 followers. But I’ve walked along the sand dunes of the Sahara desert for 40 days and 40 nights. With nothing but a pack of newports and 5th of henny I really do this shit.

I’m smoking that shit that makes your toes curl, that zaza got me speaking esperanto

Balled so hard they thought I was a nutsack

I’m moving different. I’m a dog biting the fart bubbles in the bath. I’m smoking that symbiote, smoking on that whoopi goldberg south Egyptian furburger deluxe mega million scratcher skunk bubble kush. I nutted so hard I got a 108 fever.

They said I wouldn’t shit on him, I spread my cheeks and hit him with an absolute screamer 🥶💪

Bro they gotta bring BF6 back. That mf was hitting.

BF6 promising tbh

Just been radicalized by nutter butter ads.

I feel like a little kid having this guide drive me around

Bro I just want to get on my PC to play WoW.

I missed my first day of shark week. But anyway, here’s my shark of the week. Thresher Shark, I’m surprised it doesn’t trip more often with such a big tail tbh.

Shout out to my girl @qxngtao.bsky.social for getting me a monster for my hell yeah dinner.

Boy dinner (96G of protein)

POV me waiting to say “nothing on my end” during a work meeting.

Oblivion is calling me like the green goblin mask while I work

If you’re thinking about being a vampire in oblivion, don’t. You will be killed by me, the order of the virtuous blood is always watching.

took an edible and played oblivion all night now i’m back to the horrors

i just want to go home and play oblivion

if i had an innie for work i would shit myself in the elevator everyday as a prank