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Happy new year! Hope ur 2026 is amazing!

" ... 𝘉𝘳𝘦𝘦𝘥. " — NSFW account, also made @femininegato.bsky.social. — MDNI. 💭 — Liking and reposting this pinned to give it an even amount is very much appreciated. #lewdrp #nsfwrp #sexrp Limits/kinks below. — T — A — R — O —

(@tarotcardsoflust.bsky.social) (made it that only ppl who follow me can like and repost the pinned so it can have the same amount of both reposts and likes)

topiz (new muse? Taro is a baddie in my book. might not be taboo focused but you guys can interact with it even if your account has it, just prob wont roleplay shxta/lxli stuff)

100/10 ass. Mainly because he’s not against having Kris manhandle it. Because he’s a good kitty.

" Start... diggin' in my butt...? The fuck does THAT mean?! "

" This is what I do to get outta trouble most of the time. "

"Oh but I bet you'll agree to this."

" ... I did not agree to this shit. "

topiz (and then he'll SWEAR he's not gay LMFAOOOO)

" Mods... crush their dick, thank you. "

CATS/KITN01.GIF

" I'm tryin' to work but I keep getting a fucking boner every god damn time Kerfur gets stuck in the walls. 💢 "

" If only I could have someone with a fat, nice ass to sit on my face... "

junipurr's chrismas adventure @acstlu.bsky.social

“💢!” *Smack!* *MWAH SLURREP!*

" Mmh... man, I could go for some spaghetti and meat BALLS right now. "

[ Looking back at you, raising an eyebrow. ] " If you're a girl, and you worshipped my phat ass, that doesn't make me gay, right...? " " Well, hehe... I won't stop ya, my new loyal servant, nyahahahah! "

" AWWWHN.. Mmf! GAHH-!! " [ He moans like a little sissy, falling over, his massive ass covered in red marks. ] " You... fuckin'... wannabe tough... twink... " [ Atomic is probably projecting what he is to Kris now, he is both dizzy and dazed. ]

" UFF--!! GOD, STAWWPP! " [ That sounded even more gay than before, he tries to hide a forming blush. ] " Don't you fucking get it?! I'm not a goddamn sissy, I'm not gay and I DON'T HIT LIKE A GIRL! "

<— Had his sissy ass grabbed thrice today. Still doesn't assume he's gay.

" H-HEY! I WAS JOKING, MAN! " [ He swiftly slaps your hand away, feels like the strength of a sissy, though. ] " It's- Are you fuckin' INSANE?! It's not even that BIG. Do I gotta repeat it to get it through your thick head?! "

" IT'S NOT EVEN ON PURPOSE. And it doesn't jiggle 13% of the time, fuckin' perv! " " And if you wanted to grab it so bad, be my fuckin' guest, but I WILL beat YOUR ass for it. 💢 "

" What the FUCK did you just say to me, brat?! "

" NO!! I'M LITERALLY THE PEAK OF THE MALE GENDER-- DO YOU THINK I TAKE DICK UP MY ASS OR LET SOME RANDOM TOUCH MY ASS?! " " And besides, it's not even THAT big, why would you even want to grab it? "

" I'M NOT LETTING ANYONE GRAB MY ASS! 💢 STOP ASKIN'! "

topiz (the only reason I roleplay atomic is because I wanna fuck the hell outta him. like come here fatty and lemme do this to you)

「 Open Starter 」 [ He's teasing (reader) again, spreading his massive asscheeks and making them wobble... ] " I betcha want a bite of ALLLL this, right? Too bad, you're gonna be a virgin forever, and you will never touch me. Laaameee. "

「 open starter 」 " My dick isn't even that small. Sure, I said that four times already today, but... come on, does THIS look small?! Be blunt with me! "

" Look at me. Look at me and say I'm a gay sub. YOU CAN'T. BECAUSE IT'S NOT TRUE! "

@xinalamby.bsky.social " Hey, did you know that, in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Mimikyu is the most compatible Pokémon for mammals? Not only does- "

" ... That is one hung Pokémon. "

A mimikyu that travels between dimensions. Wrath is around 6 feet tall, hung as horse or more with balls always swollen. She’s usually found at Pokémon daycares or wondering the streets at night.

" The Vaporeon sex copypasta is old as fuck. We all know Scolipede is the more breedable one. And I will let you fuck me heavy if you disagree. "

topiz (btw if you like ageplay or smth I won't really ask for you to go away because of it.)

" 𝘐𝘯𝘶, 𝘒𝘦𝘳𝘧𝘶𝘳 𝘪𝘴𝘯'𝘵 𝘢 𝘴𝘦𝘹 𝘵𝘰𝘺. 𝘏𝘦'𝘴 𝘢𝘯 𝘢𝘥𝘷𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘥 𝘱𝘪𝘦𝘤𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘮𝘢𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘳𝘺, 𝘰𝘬𝘢𝘺? " — — 🐾 — — Info + Limits below.

— 𝙊𝙄!! 𝙎𝙃𝙄𝙏 𝙁𝙊𝙍 𝘽𝙍𝘼𝙄𝙉𝙎! Stop fucking my Kerfur!