help this christmas tree ornament is allegedly a football helmet but it sure looks like a chastity cage

pits are pussy

my wife has such deeply erotic armpits, i cant help but want to worship and fuck her pits 🥵

planning a somno scene when you are the worlds lightest sleeper involves a lot of drugs

getting really into letting my wife massage my feet. i am a foot fetish ally to her and her alone and i think she is so fucking sexy with a true heart for service

me explaining US government to a fetishist: so, the vice president is kind of like being in a cuck chair,

i feel like posting good hentai so here’s an all time favorite about an evil spider lesbian nhentai.net/g/49710/

he’s such an asshole. playing hitler and writing her as a trans woman when his own sister came out a couple of years ago is cruel.

found a really great take down review of my dumb ass step brothers musical

i’m too lazy to use this but i feel like i’m cooking here

Melvika Halloween 🦇🐺 part 2. 🔗 👇🏽 #melmedarda #sevika #arcane ..Mel withdrew her fingers just long enough to bring them to her lips, licking Sevika's arousal clean with a wicked smile. "Sweet," she said, voice laced with hunger. "But I want the source."..

my work signal chats are stressing me out lol, wish there wasn’t like 5 ppl in each and therefore it would be very obvious if i left

i made an order from sliquid recently (best lube imho) and they included a bunch of free samples, including a green apple flavored lube ☠️ brat pussy 💚

work shopping a gift of the magi type joke about a dyke with a boot fetish and a dyke with a foot fetish

monogamous for foot stuff

i like cunt busting because it eroticizes normal every day life experiences such as “emptied my period cup too soon after chopping thai chili’s”

lrt is so funny timing wise bc i have a bunch of dowels open in my browser from folsom bc i got the idea to make my own ishidaki hahaha

DOLLS HATE THIS 1 SIMPLE TRICK

my new knife from chaotic kink showed up 😈

yuritober day 24 but it’s late because i went and saw chainsawman

ishidaki punishment #東方Project

i wonder if a trip to a 🍄 church could unfuck my depression brain

wow just found out my org created a $40k SNAP fund for families with children living in SRO’s that went into effect a couple of days ago, hell yeah

i am feeling so overwhelemed by everything and everyone and would like to hibernate for several months. even the thought of doing fun things with friends makes me want to burst into tears from stress. make it stop 😭

this exchange between my mom and brother about a weird hole dad made in the wall took me out

fuck it. dad tools.

my mom is sending my brother and i photos of weird shit my dad did to the house and one was so bizarre that i just responded to it with cow tools, lol. happy cow tools day 😅

ow my cramps

my dad keeps giving my email and phone number to scammers and i get dozens of calls and emails every day; i really don’t want to deal with the hassle of changing all that shit but ugh

idiot who can’t listen to Queen without getting horny made the classic blunder: listening to queen at work

owwwww cramps 😫

SA, look away if you need to going to start explaining my medical trauma as “i experienced the OBGYN scene in Teeth when i was 7” 🤠

insane week; we have a ray of hope for my mom (!!!) but wow i am fizzling out

had to talk my mom down from crying because she’s so terrified that she’ll go to jail. I won’t let that happen but jesus christ. can everyone leave my mom the fuck alone!

having one of those days 🤪

man i should stop posting but my mom is officially being investigated by a social worker, who has indicated it will be handed off to law enforcement, for allegedly abusing her abuser. i hate everything.

lactation tonite queen? lactation tonite? 👀

im sure ive posted it before

my kingdom for more erotic fat art that doesn’t involve food or feederism

@kallidorarho.bsky.social Thank you for writing a novel so mind-breakingly hot that it turned my wife into this pathetic thing. Add another broken hound to the list. @elektra.dog ❤️

asking everyone at no kings if they are flagging what i think they’re flagging and walking away dejected each time

hey. check this out.

wow i am really horny which sucks bc 1) im stuck in the office 2) i know im gonna get immediately sucked into pokemon the second i get home

caught up in a daydream on the bus abt how much i love making out 😵‍💫

explained DARVO to my mom and she immediately recognized it as what my dad is doing to her; i knew that would be the case which is why i did it, but it’s still just so fucking hard to hear your mom come to terms with being abused.

i really dont want a higher level position at work, but many people at my work really want me to take it. maybe i should so i can have more money to help my mom idk. i dont want to work more than 40 hours a week :( in non profits, a salaried position pretty much guarantees long hours.

i feel completely overwhelmed by what certainly feels like a complete inability to help anyone

i need to win the lottery i need to get my mom out of there how do i get my mom a house in san francisco away from it all when i cant even afford a 2BR 😭

i think what startles me if for about 2 decades now, his episodes have always followed the same patterns; they happen around the same times of year, and his episodes always included the same fixations (christianity, wellness, numerology, and computers). Over the past 2 years his current episode has