My brain is full of barking dogs, my guts are full of barking dogs, my heart is full of barking dogs, my soul is full of barking dogs

anyone wanna feel what it's like to be god for a bit?

My brain is full of barking dogs, my guts are full of barking dogs, my heart is full of barking dogs, my soul is full of barking dogs

WHOOOOAAAAA MAMA HEY WHAT THE WHAT THE HEEEEEEEY MAMA WHOOOOOAAAA WHOAAA WHAT THE WHAT WHAT THE HUH HEY WOOOOOOOOOOO MAMA

i wanna psychologically torment someone any muns down for me to do that to their character(s)?

//i think i'll add to this that any bullshittery that has a positive effect will always be reverted even if you want it to stay. this probably won't come up too much though lol

we (me and my mun) have fun with this account

oh, sorry. i'll do worse, then.

is this better, Asriel? *the dog speaks now in Dess's voice*

I wouldn't know, I'm just a dog who can't talk

Do you want me to stop?

you confused a dog talking in your own voice for your therapist?

what's therapy?

*speaking to you in your own voice* how's your day been, bud?

anyone know anything?

Long live the king!

holy shit look it's the annoying dog

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//i just had the funniest idea of what I could convert this account to but idk if there's enough art of it to make it look halfway decent on this site

//y'know, i'm not really feeling the vessel anymore. will probably convert this to smth else soon (maybe dess or carol? idk-)

//be warned, there may be consequences :3

//be warned, there may be consequences :3

I don't wanna kill you, man.

//⚠️cw: Fucked Up Shit, body horror⚠️ *The vessel is covered in a maroon, caked-on, not-quite-dry liquid. They have a knife. The sunlight reflects perfectly off of it, directly into your eyes. They are smiling =). They appear to have begun to grow an eye, but the grey skin beneath is still visible. +

// :)

//⚠️cw: Fucked Up Shit, body horror⚠️ *The vessel is covered in a maroon, caked-on, not-quite-dry liquid. They have a knife. The sunlight reflects perfectly off of it, directly into your eyes. They are smiling =). They appear to have begun to grow an eye, but the grey skin beneath is still visible. +

*The vessel is nowhere to be found*

*The vessel is nowhere to be found*

*The vessel finally stops whispering to themself. They look up at Dess with a mix of hope, fear, and confusion on their face* M-Make this world pay. *Aside from the slight stutter at the beginning of the sentence, no emotion or character can be discerned from their monotone voice*

Would I count in yuri day? Am I close enough to a girl to be included?

*the vessel is curled up on the floor, black liquid seeping out of where their eyes would be and flowing down their face like tears. they are repeatedly whispering something under their breath, but you can't quite make out what that something is*

*the vessel tenses slightly at Dess' touch, but doesn't otherwise react in any visible way. Now that she's closer, she can hear what they keep whispering to themself.* who am I? who am I? who am I? who am I? who am I? who am I? who am I? who am I? who am I? who am I? who am I? who am I? who am I?

*the vessel is curled up on the floor, black liquid seeping out of where their eyes would be and flowing down their face like tears. they are repeatedly whispering something under their breath, but you can't quite make out what that something is*

Why do I recognize it the red thing

//having two different ways of formatting text vs narration across accounts is fucking me up //why did i do this to myself

//come on, is NOBODY gonna comment on the vessel listening to ANOTHER HIM- /hj

//i'm already having fun w/ this account because gimmick really is just "local creature makes everyone they interact slightly unnerved" and i love it lmao //it'll change eventually, of course, but I'm already having fun with this beginning bit

Ah. Very well, then. What is this place, Hometown, like? *the vessel regards Kris with an expression about 10° left of suspicion*

* [[Queers on my timeline.]] * NATURE IS [[Health Restored]]!!!

This is cold, I think! It feels... familiar?

Then it is nice to meet you, Kris. Do you have any clues as to what *I* might be?

*The vessel has found their way into the Librarby computer lab, wherein they found some headphones. They are now listening to an mp3 of ANOTHER HIM that they found online upon searching for it and downloading it to the computer.*

*The vessel has found their way into the Librarby computer lab, wherein they found some headphones. They are now listening to an mp3 of ANOTHER HIM that they found online upon searching for it and downloading it to the computer.*

That is fair enough. Are you a human? I was told there was one around here, and that humans are supposed to look somewhat like me, which you do.

Is there any more left in that sentence? *the vessel stares (as much as it *can* stare) at Kris expectantly*

*The vessel has walked into the main part of Hometown and it is now wandering around, aimlessly*

//i will resurrect vesseltwt with this account singlehandedly if i must //if none of y'all get this joke i'm gonna feel fucking ancient

*somewhere in Hometown, a grey-skinned figure lays under a tree. it looks exhausted, like it has done an incredible amount of physical work just to be at the top of this hill*

*seems like they haven't noticed Chara's comment. they continue sitting under the tree, looking around in wonder as if this is their first time seeing Hometown, or anything like it*