maybe next christmas, I'll get a bb gun and I can sit here on the couch and shoot the pigeons that insist on shitting and fucking on the balcony

So.. Turkey a la King tomorrow night, and then Boscaiola for a month?

Lunch was had.

Anyway, merry Christmas from me and @waz.bsky.social 💖💖🥂🎄

My bread is not going to work as intended… Am going to try and bake it as rolls and hope for the best… another them in garlic butter surely they’ll be fine

Merry Christmas you pack of shunts

Oh… baby… where the hell is my husband… He went fun running and now we’re waiting for him to get home to do presents

Carols by candlelight, or domain light or riverside... Watched Melbourne last night, have seen bits of Sydney's this morning and now the brisbane one is on TV.. You can track the decline in quality

am already on my second coffee...

y'all just got Whamageheddoned... fucking rude of the carols programmers this close to the finish line #CarolsByCandlelight

So this whole build up is just David singing along with a TV? #CarolsByCandlelight

I get there was an Auslan in the bottom screen but for a performance that so beautifully included sign language in the choreography, you’d think the camera work would stay still to capture it. #CarolsByCandlelight

4 singers and not a single operational forehead muscle between them #CarolsByCandlelight

Channel 9 lead stories on the news tonight: 1. The airport is busy cause people travel for Xmas and go home 2. Cooked bones, processed meats and chocolate are bad for the dogs

now to figure out what's for dinner. Need to find a chinese place... we haven't tried any since moving here... long as MIL gets pork in plum

all my prep is done. potatoes boiled in a tray and covered. Turkey cooked, basted and resting, bread made and rising. I haven't made the ham and cheese croissants for breakfast but apparently the in-laws dont want them. Ham and mustard on toast is their tradition for breakfast. that's all they want

Ok. Phase 1. Have made the mango blackberry salsa (way too much…who wants some?) and two different butters. One for garlicked bread and the other with orange peel, garlic, cranberries and sage, for the roast turkey.

Ok.. am about to dash into Coles, but that's all I need to do outside today. Then home to prep and cook things for tomorrow

what's poisonous to pigeons? want these cunts off the balcony.

work today and then I have 6 days off...

It’s not the Christmas season till we get to Whitney’s piano playing in The Preacher’s Wife

ok. Wine ordered for Xmas day. 6 bottles. should be enough right? *yes that's just for me

Quick dash to Woolies and I have been whamagheddoned 😭😭

Anyone need any glory holes done?

Husband is building a table and I am installing towel racks. So butch.

Would def try a mango Wensleydale

Plumber update: lead plumber man is super hot. Amazing arms and perfect skin. Little apprentice plumber is also kinda cute with a perfect 🍑but he dumb as shit. Good thing you’re pretty dude

We are up waiting on a plumber. Will be there between 7-730 he said…

This company just emailed this notice tonight. Delivery date is last week. Outstanding.

Water drama continues. Idiot from downstairs just called and said the water is leaking. Has called her own plumber and he wants to look in our apartment. So I organise to leave work and get home. 10mins later she says the plumber has left.

So 2 hours after they’ve left, the water is leaking again in downstairs apartment.

am so glad I took a half day off work and used up my banked leave..

plumber that was meant to be here 90 mins ago is still an hour away...

Cookies are finished. Letting the icing dry so I can bag them up for ppl

Ok. Let one tradition commence 🥰🥰

I was trying to go red and green for Christmas.. but I fear I have just made Wicked cookies

Omg I want.

Husband just jammed his phone in the electric footrest on the couch. I don’t know how.

One of the dancers on tonight’s show had obviously forgotten to bring along his black socks. Every costume- black pants, black shoes, white socks poking out every time he kicks. It’s annoying me.

it's my rostered day off and my shopping trip was a bust... No haircut, no bathroom smelly thing, no new pot plants to replace the dying ones, no special christmas edition chocolates at coles... came home and had lunch

McDonald’s nuggets: get one tub of bbq and one tub of the spicy buffalo. Mix them together now. Thank me later.

Damnit.. I thought we had frozen nuggets in the fridge but no luck… I mean we literally live one block from a McDonald’s… so…

new sofa-bed is here and assembled and in the spare room. I guess the in-laws have a place to sleep now when they come to visit for christmas..

Ugh…. SIX is returning again???? It’s becoming the new Chicago… Jesus Christ Australian producers… bring. 👏🏼Something. 👏🏼New. 👏🏼Over. Here. 👏🏼

Not this bitch telling us that WE’RE the basic ones and she drinking a $5 bottle of wine. Moscato at that… 🤮🤮🤮

am going to try something a little different for dinner tonight... it;s a stir fry.. .but Im gonna use some israeli cous cous.. maybe some quinoa too.. or should I just do noodles..

Christmas last year. I was in charge of dessert. Despite the huge lunch, I think everyone came back for seconds of this. Mango cheesecake with whipped cream, berries and kiwi fruit and meringue pieces echoing a pavlova. #SundayPixMemorableFood

the KFC stranger things upside down burger is quite good. Just be prepared to get messy. Certainly much better than their Bahn Mi monstrosity

Also why did I come and wait by the car and leave the air con shopping centre….