Alec has another great dishwater video out, and included is a shout out to the wonders of worktop dishwashers - here's mine that's been a delight for the last 7 years. Plumbed in and very efficient. Perched on top is my other fave: my microwave with no spinning plate. Flat plate glass bottom. S tier

got the order papers: woke 2 is underway

what's the craic lads, entire kitchen sink/washing machine/dishwasher drainage system has decided to kill itself today, all sorted now but what a fucking pain in the neck. thank god for carpet extractors, they really come in clutch sucking up standing water everywhere

american evangelicals: store your money off-shore to honour god in the rapture. my paypal is a uk account. dm for details, have a safe flight

i did take a lot of paracetamol because of an injury just before i got my ham radio licence at 14 years old, in fairness.

I'm back on Twitch! LIVE NOW to catch up and enjoy a review of the World Tram Driver Championships! Jump in now: twitch.tv/EllenFromNowOn

Look at how full this milk I got is

occasionally i reactivate my facebook account to sell a bunch of shit on marketplace and i accidentally destroyed this guy's week after selling a computer 😔

If you meet someone on a side street in the city at night to sell them some traffic lights that LOOK to most people like they're stolen but were legitimately acquired, does it add or subtract from the dodgy look to be unloading them from a white van? For context the white van is shaped like a snail.

do you want a traffic light for your home? i have one for sale.

Got a big box of A3 poster tubes I don't need and are taking up too much spare - free to anyone in/around Belfast who wants them.

why did my printer ink come in packaging covered in an AI narwhal (?) and labelled DOUBLE D

Fella my age just got punched in the nose by three men before having his e-scooter and phone stolen outside Tesco Castlereagh in Belfast about 10 foot in front of me. He's being checked out for concussion rn but what a bunch of fucking scumbags.

This guy is now spending like half the day most days at my place. He's an utter sweetheart. Family who owns him knows me and their young kids always knock on my window first if they can't find him. He's beyond affectionate 🧡

After 7 weeks of the no ADHD meds (thanks, Belfast Health and Social Care Trust for changing your shared care policy!), I finally have them back. Looking forward to being able to actually think and maybe catch up on all the stuff I'm horribly behind on. Brain soup for 2 months 😭

S-Cargo!!! 🐌 Here is my snail van from this weekend!

Car backfired when I was walking home from Tesco yesterday while carrying a bunch of stuff and I pulled a muscle in my neck. God the pain is not fun. Hopped up on ibuprofen and got the microwave bean bag on rotation. L after L after L lmao

checking out that wplace site and there's a fucking runescape hardcore ironman living in the house i grew up in

I've mostly recovered from the worst flu in years and am live now getting stuck into Project Fursuit for Tax Purposes - let's sculpt a guy! twitch.tv/EllenFromNowOn

rock on, my guy

i need to make a fursuit for tax purposes, and i'm streaming the whole thing. join us now for day 1! twitch.tv/EllenFromNowOn

So I need to make a fursuit for professional reasons, it begins tomorrow. See you there? vm.tiktok.com/ZNdHnrkdx/

interesting

I've mentioned this before on my streams and elsewhere online, but earlier this year Bilbo went missing. He's always been an outdoor boy, and he's broken my windows several times to make sure he can, but he hasn't been seen hanging out with his local cat friends for months. now.

for those bummed about the age verification law, may i recommend old school runescape

What do we think the chance of repairing this free bin TV is? At first glance, looks like a panel tab failure so maybe 25%? We shall see

no streams for a while lads, been absolutely fucked over by ADHD healthcare services and can't get meds for a while. need to put what brainpower I have into contracts I have due. hopefully resolved soon

what could this be for

why does this website want to see my driving licence before i can read my DMs? i haven't been IDed buying wine for like 5 years

SWEARING ALLOWED IN RUNESCAPE!!!

Printing jigs for a freelance hardware project I'm doing right now and woke up to the smell of molten nylon (never ideal, meaning the 3D printer killed power to my filters/extractor) and what the fuck happened here? Just decided to go on holiday and migrate north for the summer?

Cleaning my bathroom and am reminded of this horror story at a friend's house. They'd got a bidet on my excellent recommendation, but when I went to visit for the first time since (years ago), it was... distinctly Contaminated. Please do not touch the bidet to the bum. It works wirelessly. Please.

the deeper i get into my thirties the more resolute i get that I want to live life like those goths dancing under the bridge. do you know what i mean?

the deeper i get into my thirties the more resolute i get that I want to live life like those goths dancing under the bridge. do you know what i mean?

long story but furries in the north of ireland: where would be best to buy foam for a fursuit head? it's for work 😎

Got all psyched up to go to the recycling centre on the bicycle (a favourite solo activity of mine since childhood) and guess what fuck forgot it's a holiday weekend until I got there 😔

there is a plugin for old school runescape that will tell you how many spaces to put before your W if someone types "a q" in the chat message above so you can make a penis. some say it dilutes the sport, that real talent requires intuition and determination

old school runescape star mining spots are always an endless well of intellectualism

Lads this has gone too far now, just had to dispatch a cleg (clegg? a horsefly) that just landed on my leg (legg?) in the bathroom. I live right in the city. END THE HEATWAVE NOW

@ellenfromnowon.co.uk came across a wild Canadian snail this morning.

Roughly one hour until my annual Belfast bonfire IRL stream on Twitch! Join us for some of the biggest/dodgiest pyres in Europe as I get sunburn at night and melt another phone case! (I'm avoiding the one with asbestos though) See you in an hour twitch.tv/EllenFromNowOn

This is fucking disgusting. The sheer hatred on display here is next level. Northern Ireland cradles so much bigotry sometimes.

annual traditional bonfire night livestream by bicycle tomorrow starting at 9pm. be there or be sectarian. twitch.tv/ellenfromnowon

IT'S FLYING ANT DAY 🎉🎉🎉

heard "you've a face that'd turn milk" today while passing a fighting couple. gonna keep that one for future use

Time for you all to be passenger princess. We're trucking across Europe again tonight, delivering prized foods across the continent. Jump in now! twitch.tv/EllenFromNowOn

Request for a neighbour: anyone speak fluent Czech/Slovak in Belfast and want to help out a nice guy having a hard time with getting stuff sorted out with local authorities?

I keep seeing people selling "walkie talkies" on tiktok shop and I think they should probably be telling customers that they're almost all illegal to use without a licence vm.tiktok.com/ZNdfRP8h2/

Covering your own town in actual shit because you don't want LGBT people to have the same marching rights that everyone else in NI has really sums up the far right quite rightly

Live now for a catch-up on Twitch and enjoying some fancy/terrible houses later! Jump in now: twitch.tv/EllenFromNowOn