When I compliment someone like saying "Hey you're <adjective>" and the replay "Nyoo I'm not <adjective> :3", my favorite thing to hit them with is "Oh right, I guess you aren't.". Because god is the "I'm not" "you are" back and forth is dreadful

Why do all my favorite artists end up being creepy at best or bordering illegal at worst? 😭 I wanna befriend ONE artist i like without discovering concerning stuff

Looking at traffic on Christmas morning at 8:30 is funny. What do you mean the entire country has green traffic?

If I'm speaking my truth, my Minecraft phase is more like 3 or 4 weeks

Omg yay! Everyone go congratulate my successful and smart and handsome boyfriend for graduating or I will bonk you all crazy style.

Hey chat I didn’t mention this earlier but I’m graduating today lowk

Its almost MFF, I can't wait to see what drama arises and makes me glad I wasn't there. Furries trashing the con/hotels? Problematic furries who should have been banned? Maybe sexual deviance in public!

Once more, people whose entire online presence is being sexy and hot when people only interact with them about being sexy and hot:

Sharks, my product is a useless knick-knack you'll find at the checkout of craft stores or 5 Below Wow, I will fund your product in exchange for 99% ownership and 200% of your profits and a your firstborn OMG OMG OMG Yes this is happening! My product is becoming reality!!

Barq pls let me sort group members by proximity so I can find people with the same hobbies near me without having to check every profile 🙏

I want to talk to someone about the present I got my man for Christmas but smh hes the only person I talk to so I cant

Fat man + his bodybuilder bf, iconic duo

I need friends to talk about size with but who also isn't a brainless gooner

When a furry doesn't seem interested in the conversation anymore so I bust out ol' reliable

How it feels finding yourself in a macro micro piece

JUST IN: big beefy sexy man who came to fame by flexing and flirting with gay furries, deletes bluesky for being a "[liberal] echochamber for likewise thinkers"

One of the funniest online phenomena is when people build their entire account and online presence around how sexy and hot they are, then get mad when people only ever want to talk to them about how sexy and hot they are

Life is the ultimate gooner game

Omg you guys, domino's pizza got rid of the only thing on their menu that tasted remotely good. This is so sad. On the bright side I will never need to use their app again

Furrys be like, "oh you turned 18 a few months ago? You should naïvely move in with me so I can exploit you for sex"

I recently began having a say in who we hire where I work and damn. Seeing some of these people really make me feel better about my resume. Not even in terms of my experience and skills, just damn. At least I don't have a 4 page resume, which is 3 pages work experience and a half page of references

The micro mindset is paying $150 for a commission of your friend featuring yourself as a tiny colored speck somewhere on their body

Bitches be like "hear me outs on him" and its just a picture of Henry Cavill

"Omg wow cute cool pair of shoes wow I want to buy them, wow I'm gonna do that" *biggest size is 4 sizes too small*

omg you guys finally, warframe is adding a tutorial for modding, it only took then 13 years!

"Hah, yeah all this is gonna last me a month!" I say, slapping the 15 Costco size cookie packs, knowing full well I'll be back next week because I ran out 3 days after buying them

When you just trying to have some relaxing relic grinding in Warframe then the LR5 no life min-maxxer on Titania with thermal sunder joins

After a month at the new place I gain a new appreciation for not having my previous room mates. I mean, its been great, nobody drank my nice juice and replaced it with cheap garbage, nobody has shit in the tub, not as cluttered. Really just the 2nd thing though is nice.

"Omg I love my cat so much theyre so important to me and I love them." *neglects 80% of the time* (I guess any pet could be slotted in but fuck this type loser)

When someone recommends a show or movie that's "so great" but it's just another one with the 5 actors who do every role in everything having underwhelming fake deep plot with a sex scene in every episode.

I need more macro friends smh. Whats the point of normal friends?? What do you mean you cant crush my house? Booorrriinnnggggg. Get bigger dweeb

When I want to be small and cute but then I remember I outweigh average weight by 150lbs and average height barely reaches my chin at best.

Sometimes I forget im a man's wild until someone mentions it to me teehee

I think its a tragedy that tall people are born wanting to be micros and short people are born wanting to be macros

okay AC I'm here! where is everyone?

When the new macro Furry artist you find is a pedo for like the 4th time

The best part about going to AC is seeing all the drama and nonsense every con has and then remembering you didn't go and got to stay home away from it all.

You know what? *untangles your proteins*

The cathartic experience of "archive chat" on telegram of my enemies.

Sometimes I wonder what is actually going on in the world. Without the extreme biases of every news outlet, social media site or "heard from a friend" news source.

This one person I know has a tragic fursuit. The stitching looks like a child, excessive unsurged fabric edges, no liner, fabric markings seemingly done in permanent ink, the tongue is even already falling off like a year in And the paws.. oof. It looks like theres 20 toes and not in a good way. rip

Lol, my room mates put their cats new litter box in the dumbest place imaginable, the highest foot traffic part of the house facing towards the foot traffic. Thank God I'm moving out next week

I wish I was super generically attractive so I could ignore and give really boring conversations to desperate horny weirdos until they profess love to me

Man, sometimes I think I really need to work on not looking down on others so much.. Then I remember I'm 6'5 so not much I can do to to stop that. (Im 6'5 btw) (Im 6'5 btw)

I never thought I'd miss Google assistant but goddamn the new AI trash they forced on me in this update can barely send a text with voice. The one thing I ever used assistant for.

I have a desire to join Furry discord servers to socialize but also have a desire to not put myself through that.

I never realized advertisements actually ever convinced someone to buy something until I lived with neurotypicals

Im not sure I'll ever get post con depression, it was such a relief to finally leave the only con I went to lmao Then again, golly I sure am introverted.

I've only been at it a week but improvement is coming along slowly. Maybe in a year or two I'll be able to do the hands and faces. #furryart #muscleart #newartist

Art is HARD bro But at least my first piece that had actual fur and a shoddy drawn head came out well enough! Featuring my MAN @dry.gay