I decided not to give out any consolation prizes disguised as Mother’s Day gifts this year. Have the day you deserve 🫶🏾

Wondering where I all went wrong then remembering that I really use to be at school in $200 sneakers and no pencil

Do people who are not of the global majority use the word “situated”?

I dropped a little weight now my buns ain’t yunning 🥲

I’m kinda starting to hate Dollar Tree

I saw a bunny outside and got happy then I immediately got annoyed by the irony of it being the first day of spring. I might be ruined.

My son is crying in his sleep and I’m ready to jump in his dream SWINGING

On the deck looking at the stars. I almost forgot how good life is.

Life is definitely not like a box of chocolates. I’m pissed.

Life is good. Please don’t ever forget it.

My biggest flex: I’m always first ten in the pick up line

Binge watching crime docs & I think I’m about to stop lighting up the room every time I walk in

Imagine hating me as Charmeleon and you look up & I’m Charizard

We just lost Carl and he sending 🍆 videos. Read the room baby!

The way my 🍑 has grown since abstaining needs its own episode of unsolved mysteries

Holla at ya boy boy, thought yo cousin wasn’t?

Yall ever went thru something so wild that the only solution was to watch Scarface?

Maybe I’m just a lover but something feels romantic about my birthday coming in with a thunderstorm

Arby’s potato cakes are back and I’ve never been so happy about a menu item in my life

Starting the week off with champagne 🥳🍾♓️

Trying to talk myself out of making a coney at 4am

Who else can feel it about to happen? 😬

Packing for vacation this morning. Nothing booked yet just getting into the energy

I’m in the taco spot in a full face shield next to a guy that looks like he invented electricity. Life is so unserious

It’s Pisces season, welcome to my fairytale!

I always wanna hear this

Ion even know why im watching this new OJ documentary

Remember when people use to be “too blessed to be stressed”

Sweetie pie but my inner critic is Monique in Precious

If we can’t have black history month then black history year it is

The one thing I like telling people about me is absolutely nothing

I’m happy for ASAP Rocky like that’s MY baby daddy

No one in a better position than me has ever spoken ill of me 🙃

This is how we do it 93 until….

Thank God I ain’t too cool for the safe belt

Everyday I understand more and more why people put up the middle finger in pictures

Bad bitches need love too

Happy Valentine’s Day to the lovers, the heartbreakers, and the skweethearts 💘

I got 4 I can keep

If you’re chewing loud next to me just put your spoon down and square up

Grand National Risings, Spartans!! Happy Woke Wednesday 👁️

It needs to hurry up and warm up so I can sit in the trees

Envy is the root of all evil

I’ve been forgetting my badge at work way more than lately. I joked with the security guard like maybe I’m just a temporary employee. Two days later, a promotion at another site came in. Nothing but God

It’s really up with anyone at anytime & I love me for that for me

Where is Hell Rell?

In the family of Ohio cities, Cincinnati is that one cousin & I love that for us

I forgot some Nazi’s tried to march in Cincinnati and this group of Black residents ran them off and then found their vehicles and fucked them up. I love it

NY Undercover before work