He’s paying for it with no tax money so he can claim ownership and not leave. You’re gonna have to bulldoze him out of the bunker.. js

I haven’t been around d much lately …

“Military parade” what a convenient excuse to move troops into DC. Surely this isn’t worrisome at all 🙄

FDJT

Has anyone checked the description of the four horses of the apocalypse to see is one is described as wearing eyeliner? What about if one of the horses was electric horse power?

How long until Dump takes credit for the Pope since he was born in the USA? In the words of Chandler Bing “Could they BE any more different”

An oldie but goodie for the dismal day youtu.be/U9t-slLl30E

Almost no one in Michigan wants Trump visiting Michigan. Detroit is a very blue area. Go waste your airplane money golfing somewhere else. Your first 100 days are a disaster and nothing to celebrate.

“Less than 4 out of ten student loans are in repayment”. Yeah. Because you don’t repay until after you’re done with school. How many of those are active students. Just another way for them to skew data..

“Terrible things are happening outside. Poor helpless people are being dragged out of their homes. Families are torn apart. Men, women, and children are separated. Children come home from school to find that their parents have disappeared.” Diary of Anne Frank January 13, 1943

Before the election, I warned that there is no safe haven under authoritarianism. If they can ship Kilmar Abrego Garcia to a foreign prison—accused of no crime, with no trial—they can do it to anyone. Americans of conscience must stand against this now.

Let’s be clear. When the President defies the Supreme Court, it is the role of Congress to remove him from office. Full stop.

Sometimes I have main character energy, sometimes I have Olive Garden breadstick energy, today is glass tepid water with a discolored lemon seed floating in it energy. #carryon #ffstacos

ICE is back with a brand new detention Someone grabs ahold of you tightly Deportations happing nightly Will it ever stop, yo, I don’t know Trump and musk must go -alt vanilla ice, maybe

Pretty sure Trump had a college kid take his health assessment for him. Ya know, like he did his SATs. #trumpisfat #trumpisbroke #trumpisbadatgolf #trumpisbelowaverageintelligence #trumpcantreadgood #trumpsmells #trumpisanincel #trumpcanthandlethetruth #heorderedthecoderedbutitwasmtdew

At this rate they’ll be lucky if they can even rent the libs..

It’s beginning to look a lot like “fuck this” A Christmas in April song #impeachandremove #is4amtooearlyfortacos

If you can’t say anything nice, just say IMPEACH AND REMOVE!! #impeachandremove

I did not have SCOTUS doing deport legal resident dictator shit on my “2025 WTF bingo card”. In retrospect, not surprising. Are we great now? How do we get out of this nightmare hellscape? #wwbd #worsttimeline #fdjt

With the red places having big protests, can they do a recall vote on their Rs who are backing the violation of the constitution? Is that a thing?

Can we just 25th his ass already? I know there is no “line” where the sycophants will stand up to him, they would have already, on day one when he tried to violate the constitution re: birthright citizenship, but ffs do we really have to wait for midterms? I worry he’s not going to allow them anyway

I can see why they’re looking for waist..

Were we supposed to be paid? Lolol buncha dumpties can’t face reality. On a side note, I got my first troll. Yay me!

Couldn’t stay long but we went! #resist #handsoff #youknowwrhadtacos #westandwithukraine #nokings #welovecanada #rideorDEI

Ready?!?!

About right.

Tell me again why we’re letting a 78 year old, legit smelly, odorous, frail, loser old man who bankrupted a CASINO bankrupt the country? Congress? Any answers?

Someone thought King Julien was real. Embarrassing. Lol

“How to become a third world economy in 40 easy tariffs” must be the current book Trump (derogatory) is reading. Just kidding we know he can’t read.

Allegedly it is Wednesday. Feels more like Monday^3. #tacowednesday #tacomonday3 #allimsayinissendrelieftacos #lostit #letitsnow #iykyk

They caught me texting on signal -it wasn’t me I was talking about Yemen -it wasn’t me Unsecured war data -it wasn’t me He left before it was over (Pete doing shaggy karaoke probably) #petehegseth #DEI #DUI

Has anyone checked to see if Elon is an early terminator? Like a T0.1939 maybe? #callarnold #stupideffingtimeline

It was a baking day after work. 4 doz rainbow cupcakes (I’m not a pro they are janky) and 29 “leftover frosting cookies” because what else are you gonna do with leftover homemade frosting. #dannyglover #imtoooldforthisshit #myneck #myback #hashtagchaos

Welcome the the “face eating” portion of FAFO #FAFO #trump #elon #ihatethistimeline #evilbif #magats

Earworm of the day: it’s a brand new day, and the sun is high -Dr horrible #drhorrible #brandnewday #sweetfingerdance #exhausting

Internally laughing as a MAGAT complains to me that he’s worried he won’t be able to use the ACA next fall because it may not exist. #leopards #faces #shouldhavevotedfortacos #theytastebetter

Since we are entering our thunderdome era, which one is master and which one is blaster? #trump #musk #madmax #ihatethistimeline

I have returned from the abyss. Due to the uptick in screaming, the abyss has installed extra answering machines. You may now resume screaming into the abyss but do not expect a scream back for 7-10 business days due to high call volumes. #worsttimeline #IMPEACHANDREMOVE

I would make a terrible millennial. This last week I made 2 loaves of cherry wheat beer bread, two dozen cupcakes with homemade frosting, “leftover frosting cookies” with peanut butter m&m and tonight was corned beef with all the sides - and I took zero pictures of any of it. 🤣🤣🤣

So happy for the time change. Instead of waking up at 4am it will now be a more acceptable hour. *wakes up at 3am (formerly known as 2am)

Happy International Incels Who Call Themselves Alphas Complaining That There's No International Men's Day Even Though International Men's Day is November 19th But They Don't Know That Because All They Actually Want Is For There To Be No International Women's Day Day.

The more I listen to Trump (derogatory) talk about Greenland and “strategic national security”, the more I think he wants to use it for staging to attack EU while allied with Russia.. #traitor #war

IMPEACH AND REMOVE

She’s speaking facts 💯

How am I supposed to plan for the future? WTAF?!?! #fuckthistimeline #iwantoffthisplanet

TONIGHT: One Big, Beautiful Speech of Lies. Don’t forget to grab your Bingo cards ⬇️