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I don't understand why people think it's so weird that the Pope and Trump are feuding. I'm not a Christian, but if there was someone, I would expect God's mortal representative to have a problem with, it would be the anti-christ.

Yeah, anyone who remembers how Mexico was going to pay for the Border Wall, probably shouldn't be surprised about who's picking up the tab for the Ballroom.

Dear Office365, You're not the one who get's to decided if unsoliced mail is "clean". That's my call. I don't give a shit if you don't think thwe spammer is a *criminal*, just fucking block them from sending me mail. Like Gmail does.

Ands also, while I trhink it's refreshing, I have never heard of a cishet male pineing for a ballroom the way Trump does.

The times we live in: A litteral king explaining to a republic (if you can keepo it), why monarchies are bad, and republics are good.

Absolutely 💯 “We CaN dIsAgrEe AnD sTiLl Be FrIeNdS” Yeah about college basketball and what to dip fries in, not basic human rights.

Also I'm going to go out on a limb here and suggest it's not great that Richard Dawkins appearently failed a turing test.

Yeah, 86 isn't "mobster" speak for kill someone. It's slang for getting rid of something on the menu. Also I tihnk that 187 47 has more of a righ to it.

So I guess that now that the king of the UK has lectured the US Congress and president about the importance of taxation without representation, we've come full circle.

Also I know we're all worried about the time trasveller allegedly predicting the WHCD shooting. Predicting a shooting in the US is about as hard as predicting rain in Scotland. I give you: music.youtube.com/watch?v=z4nO...

Also if you really want to prove you're not a pedofile, release the full, unredacted Epstein files. Q.E.D.

"Inflation". ekstrabladet.dk/penge/83-mia...

Som en superskurk simpelthen, og i den rækkefølge? Selv Dr. Horrible ville være skuffet. ekstrabladet.dk/krimi/tiltal...

Dear Steam, What? Kingdom Come: Deliverance must be a different game then I thought.

It's weird how people who are fans of Ayn Rand, think the main problem with what Stalin did to the kulaks, was *who* he did it to, not that he did it at all.

I meazn Elon Musk can throw all the money in the world after Cursor, but once your IDE starts calling itself Mecha Hitler, and producing CSAM rather than code, people are going to stop using it. Just like with the previous Mecha Hitler CSAM generator.

Jeg kan næsten ikke være mindre overrasket. Det virker næsten mærkeligt at Epstein hængte sig selv, for hvad havde han egentlig at frygte? ekstrabladet.dk/nyheder/fler...

Kære EB, Hvordan fuck rammer det mig? ekstrabladet.dk/penge/rammer...

Nej, hvor mystisk. Det virker næsten som om at en vare koster det som folk er villige til at betale... ekstrabladet.dk/penge/kaffeb...

Also, as a board game enthusiast, can I just say that I hate the phrase "Playing 3D chess, while everyone else is playing checkers"? First of all, 3D chess is just chess. Secondly, if you're playing chess while everyone else is playing checkers, you will have no legal moves.

I know we're all worried about Hegseth and Patel possibly being high functioniung alcoholics. But counterpoint: Trump is stone cold sober.

Det er da ikke en absurd dom? Det er jo sådan loven er. Vi må håbe at fartsynderen har en god ansvarsforsikring. ekstrabladet.dk/krimi/tesla-...

It's kind of disturbing to hear a convicted felon and someone found liable for sexual assault and fraud describe himself as a "nice guy".

Also, WTF? I agree with Palantir?

It's so nice of internet scammers to give people security advice. I have one more. Do not send $800 USD in bitcoin to a random bitcoin wallet regardless of how probable his story is.

Without stating your age, post your favorite film released the year you turned 18

Jeg vil gerne endnu engang slå på tromme for at politikere bør være aflønnet efter FOA's overenskomst. ekstrabladet.dk/nyheder/poli...

Dear Trump, That whole 2Pac and Biggie thing is supposed to be cautionary, not inspirational. Please don't kill *another* pope.

Hrm, gad vide om der sket noget særligt for sådan cirka 15 år siden, som burde give anledning til bekymring. Nej, det er nok ikke noget at være bekymret for, en negativ udlånsrente er da meget normalt. ekstrabladet.dk/penge/vild-s...

Dear Christians, Trump's AI slop image of him Cosplaying as Jesus. That's where you draw the line? Not at the pussy grabbing, not at cheating on your wife with a porn star, not at the grifts, not at tanking the US economy, not at alienating allies, or masked secret police. I mean WWJD indeed...

This will never not be funny to me.

Ret skal være ret. I dag fejlede BilkaToGo med et brag. Men kundeservice fungerede og alt var godt. Det er godt nok en helt anden oplevelse end nemlig, og jeg har ikke lagt over en halv million hos dem endnu.

»Debatten om formueskat strandede ved fortællingen om den unge drømmer, mens den reelle koncentration af rigdom fredes. Vi bør have et mere realistisk billede af den gennemsnitlige iværksætter,« skriver ph.d.-stipendiat Nicolai C. Jepsen.

Okay. Jeg tænker vi nu med en vis rimelighed kan være enige om at Friedman Doktrinen har sejret over interessentmodellen, right? ekstrabladet.dk/underholdnin...

Det er super godt at vi ikke lever i en verden hvor vi har nogle eksterne trusler, når dårligt vedligeholdt infrastruktur på en enkelt banegård, kan lamme halvdelen af landets tog strækninger, uden at man i øvrigt kan sige noget om hvor lang tid det tager at fikse. ekstrabladet.dk/nyheder/traf...

Jeg havde alligevel aldrig troet at jeg ville leve længe nok til at blive enig med Hans Engell. ekstrabladet.dk/nyheder/poli...

History remembers Rorke's Drift, Thermopylae, and Jaffa. Trump (and his wars) will not be remembered as John Chard, King Leonidas, or Richard the Lionheart. He will be remembered as Xerxes I, Cetshwayo, or Saladin, throwing waves of "disposable" soldiers at a problem he can't solve himself.

"Politiet er til stede ved skolerne for at skabe tryghed, og skoledagen på skolerne fortsætter som normalt." Hvem i alverden er det som føler sig tryg når Gestapo møder talstærkt frem? ekstrabladet.dk/krimi/politi...

Suk... ekstrabladet.dk/krimi/kvinde...

The woman being murdered in the video Trump posted was an immigrant. Her name was Nilufar Yasmin. She was from Bangladesh. Trump is weaponizing her death against communities like hers. Outstanding reporting from @pabloreports.bsky.social for Migrant Insider. migrantinsider.com/p/her-name-w...

Er der nogen som kan forklare mig hvordan det her er en straf? ekstrabladet.dk/nyheder/krig...

Thankfully, it's just another TACO Tuesday!

I love how the guy whose been "crying uncle" since the second day of his ill advised definitely-not-a-war on Iran, is the one demanding Iran surrender.

I love how the current POTUS, who literally just "truthed out" Allahu Akbar (albeit in English, was the one worried that Obama was the secret muslim. I guess an overt muslim is better?

I wish people would have the same scepticism that they have on April 1st, every single day the read something completely fucking preposterous.

Et af de store problemer i Danmark er at man betragtes som "boligejer" selvom det reelt set er Nykredit som ejer det. En boligejer vil da skide på om renten stiger... ekstrabladet.dk/penge/skidt-...

Yeah. It's almost like if you agree to help the US government implement mass surveillance and autonomous weapons, people might have ethical problems with that.

This is my favorite climate change chart. Japanese monks, aristocrats, and emperors kept meticulous records of cherry blossom festivals for 1,200 years and accidentally built the world's longest climate dataset.