Fucking hell. Did Jeffrey Epstein's BFF just say that a VA Nurse wasn't an angel? Fuck that guy.

It's weird how even in a fake AI video as chimpanzee's the Obama's are still smiling, meanwhile Trump still looks like someone threw poop at him.

Also if you don'øt want your paramilitary "police" force to be unfavourably compared to the Gestapo, maybe don't have them summarily execute peaceful protestors in the streets.

I mean it's arguably true, that just because you went to "Epstein Island" doesn't imply you're a kiddie rapist. The problem rally is that you refuse to answer questions, try to cover it up, and cause distraction by invading Venezuela. It makes it seem like you weren't there for the weather.

Also can I quickly point out that this fucking guy is the one who said that "People who never smile are liars".

Am I the only one thinking we shouldn't be disturbing ancient massive creatures that sleep in the depths of our oceans?

They say never meet your heroes. It turns out that if you never went to Little St. James Island, you probably didn't.

Måske I skulle lade være med at omtale det som en "drengestreg" hvis I er så foragede? ekstrabladet.dk/krimi/tordne...

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Når selv "Risengrødsministeren" kan se det... ekstrabladet.dk/underholdnin...

Det var da godt vi ikke fik bygget alle de der atomkraftværker, når nu det var ren fantasi at vi ikke ville være USA's allieret indtil universets varmedød,

There aren’t more famous game devs in the Epstein files not because our industry is better, but because game makers have been so thoroughly alienated from the fruits of our labor most of our monsters aren’t rich enough to make it to Monster Island

Invade Greenland? Bitch you couldn't even invade Minesota.

I mean I'm not saying that having people scream "Fuck you" in your face all day isn't tough. But that's probably why we don't heavily arm retail clerks, and give them immunity from proseecution.

Also can I quickly say that I love that people still think Elon Musk, who doesn't believe in cis-martian space, is going to colonize Mars in the forseeable future.

Yeah. The reason ICE are unlawfully shooting civilians is "rhetoric". I mean "I'm not even mad at you" and "Are you okay". How dare they!

Back when Elon and Doge where firing random people by the thousands, I suggested government workers quit their jobs because they shouldn't want to work for such an asshole. Now I'm suggesting they quit their jobs, to avoid being indicted for crimes against humanity. What difference a year can make.

Trump and his cronies will imply that the "radical left lunatics" are calling his supporters stupid, and yet they're that one's asking you to believe that "I'm not mad at you, dude" and "Are you okay?" are the rallying cries of domestic terrorists.

Reasly Steam?

After being held in two of them as a boy, I fought for decades urging America to never again build concentration camps and put human beings in them. It breaks my heart to watch this happen twice now in my own lifetime.

Wait. So the GOP is literally coming for your guns? Every accusation is a confession.

"That's a fair point. You shouldn't compare ICE or Border Patrol agents with Nazis, because the Nazi's where willing to show their faces." - Stephen Colbert. Damn son...

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When President Bonespurs is saying that European forces wheren't on the frontlines in Iraq and Afghanistan, is that meant as a compliment? It's hard to tell from such a POG and fortunate son.

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For Fucks Sake! Stop verden jeg vil af. www.independent.co.uk/asia/nipah-v...

Good. Fuck 'em, and anyone else who ruined Oakley's and balaclavas.

TW: This is Nguyen Ngoc Loan. When he decided to summarilly execute his opponents, at least he had the decency to look him in the eye. By the way, it was determined that this was a war crime. In case you're the kind of asshole who might need to know that.

QFT!

We’re airing a new campaign ad, starting tomorrow. Here it is:

Trump did the meme.

This is what democracy actually looks like. In case you were wondering.

Am I the only one concerned that according to Trump the only thing that can stop Trump is his morality? The convicted felon who covering up the crimes of the world's most notorious sex trafficker and child rapist. Fucking hell man.

Also can we *now* agree that an armed citizenry is *not* a viable deterrent from government overreach?

For fucks sake. If you're such a pathetic weakling that you need a gun to protect yourself from young women and old men, the maybe you're too fucked up to be an I.C.E. agent in the first place?

I mean it's going to be hilarious when US troops arrive on Greenland, expecting penguins, but finding polar bears. I say to Pete Hegseth; FAFO.

Yeah, I'm going to have to agree with Seth Meyers (I think it was) here. Trump isn't in cognitive decline. He's 79, but has the mental faculties of someone who is 8.

That escalated quickly. I guess Brexit only kinda means Brexit?

Fucking hell man. First the Catholic Church keeps electing genuinely good people as Bishop of Rome, and now there's even a prince who seems sympathetic. This truly is the strangest of timelines.

I love how the people who lost the war on terror to a bunch of quran quoting lunatics with AK's and Land Cruisers, and is the only nation to ever invoke the NATO musketeer oath, are now dismantling NATO, and claiming that Greenland cannot defend itself.

This is why I love following Marc Elias, not because his messages are hopeful per se. But I love seeing how at least someone is willing to fight back.

"Well, well, well, how the turntables" ekstrabladet.dk/penge/droppe...

I mean I know we're all laughing/horrified at Trump's statements at Davos. But are we sure that he is conflating Greenland and Iceland? Or maybe he just wants Iceland too.

Jeg er normalt ikke tilhænger af dødsstraf... ekstrabladet.dk/krimi/43-aar...

Når jeg ser danske soldater ankomme til Grønland i ørken camouflage, kommer jeg sådan til at tænke på den famøse linie fra Generation Kill; "Woodland camouflage? Anyone happen to remember we’re invading a fucking desert country?!"

I mean Trump shouldn't be thinking exclusively on peace. He should probably also be thinking hard about who he needs to get 1st Special Forces Operational Detachment–Delta to suicide, to protect the Epstein Files.

Also remember who doesn't care for participation trophies? Non-participation trophies are somehow worse.

THis is the Gerstapo photo of Sophjie Scholl, taken 18 February 1943, 4 days before they murdered her for "treason". It's not great when the fucking Gestapo are better at Habeas Corpus than fucking ICE.

Pro tip: If you don't want to be called a paedophile protector, then stop protecting child rapists.