For the record I'm absolutely fine with Admiral Bradley being dishonourable discharged and sentenced to life imprisonment (reduced to 3 years of house arrest) like LT William Calley.

Also I love that the US Secretary of transportation is calling you guys out for not helping a pregnant lady with her luggage, not giving the pregnant lady shit about endangering her life and that of her infant, by illegally flying during the third trimester.

JSOC under Obama: Flew secret "stealth hawks" full of navy seals into Abadabad to kill Osama Bin Laden the world's most notorious terrorist. JSOC under Trump: Destroyed a boat with 11 random civilians, then came back to kill the 2 survivors.

Let's face it; asking a bunch of billionaires to solve an affordability crisis, is a bit like asking a bunch of gluttons to solve a famine.

That's £1,000,000 raised for charity by everyone fundraising for Jingle Jam! We're absolutely blown away - thank you so much for tuning in, donating, fundraising yourself, and making this an incredible Jingle Jam so far! We couldn't do it without you!

Det går skide godt oppe i elfenbens tårnet. Altså konklusionen er god nok, det er præmissen som er forkert. ekstrabladet.dk/nyheder/poli...

Jeg kan se at vi stadigvæk lider under illusionen om at vi skal straffe de kloge, og ikke de talentløse... ekstrabladet.dk/krimi/tiltal...

When Comrade Musk says that "in 20 years working will be optional" what he's really saying is that he hopes that in 20 years, paying wages is optional. Now in some ways I hope he's right. But for different reasons than he does.

Sejt. Jeg vidste ikke engang der *var* en Pizza Hut i DK. ekstrabladet.dk/penge/pizza-...

Woot! Jeg kan få lov til at blive ved med at være dansker! nyheder.tv2.dk/samfund/2025...

Hvor er jeg træt af at folk bruger "gennemsnit" i stedet for median, bare fordi folk åbenbaret er lidt matematisk udfordret. 2 millioner kroner i gennemsnit er ikke skide imponerende når vi ved at en enkeltperson har 350 milliarder. ekstrabladet.dk/penge/over-t...

I love how I'm getting all these ads about how capitalism lifts you out of poverty if you work hard, while those who are lifted the most, have thousands of employees so *they* can spend *their* time raping kids on their best friends private island.

It's completely unreal to me that the richest person in the world (whose fortune is countable at least) is making predictions about the future, that makes Ray Kurzweil's preditions seem grounded in fact and realisim, and people are still admiring his new clothes...

Det eneste jeg hører er at den sidste uge jeg er på arbejde kommer trafikken til at sucks, men pludselig bliver den helt fjong., når jeg ikke skal ud i den længere. Suk. ekstrabladet.dk/nyheder/samf...

Also and UI don't say this lightly, but I find it disturbing beyond my ability to enunciate, that a fucking professor of philosophy understands AI better than most CEO's.

So Elon Musk wants his robots to follow around criminals to make sure they don't offend again? Well first of all, I guess that's one way to get your own posse. Also are we talking about those robots that needs to be carried around by 8 people so it doesn't fall over?

On one hand I love the idea that Trump is so out of touch with reality that he thinks the word affordability was "made up by the democrats". Bitch it predates the most recent discovery of the Americas, never mind the fucking democrats.

Fucks sake. ekstrabladet.dk/nyheder/samf...

Dear Microsoft, If I (or anyone else) actually fucking wanted a "copilot for gaming" it'd probably still be called Cortana.

I mean I sort of understand why our parents out of ignorance thought that Judas Priest, Ice-T and Dungeons & Dragons where corrupting their children. But come on now. KPop Demon Hunters? It's basically what if Hannah Montana was also Buffy the Vampire Slayer...

Jamen dog. Julegaverne kommer tidligt i år... ekstrabladet.dk/nyheder/poli...

I love how Elon Musk is like "I build rockets, I build cars" which must come as a huge surprise to his tens of thousands of employees. I mean I'm no fan of Billie Eilish, by any stretch of the word, she's a lot more "Self Made Millionaire" (Thug livin' out of prison pistols in the air) then you are.

Really? We're doing this again? Fucks sake guys. 1997 called they want their list of people alleged to have sucked off Bill Clinton back, particularly since there's a new sheriff in town and sources say he's the best at everything.

It speaks volumes about Trump that he thinks sucking off "Bubba" is a worse thing to be associated with than repeated and systematic child sex abuse on his best friends private island.

We're two weeks away from Jingle Jam...which means we're two weeks away from announcing our best Games Collection ever. For now, though, it's still a secret - all will be revealed December 1st!

Dear Office 365, You don't get to decide if the messages I report as junk are "clean" or not. I frankly couldn't give a flying fuck what you think. To me they are junk, so fucking block them already.

I mean he was never Triumph the Insult Comic Dog or Jimmy Carr levels good at it in the first place.

Det her er nok ikke et godt tegn. ekstrabladet.dk/penge/rigman...

Fucks sake. Det kan simpelthen ikke passe I har råd til a købe #dkmedier, men ikke har råd til Cloudflare. ekstrabladet.dk/forbrug/Tekn...

Wow. Jeg kan huske dengang vi jokede af folk som spurgte om hvornår Internettet lukkede. Det er fedt nok at 20 år senere, er det en ting som findes. Well done til vores folkevalgte repræsentanter.

Also, and I really don't want to pass judgement on anyone, but when Jeffrey Epstein calls *you* evil, you done goofed. Time to call the cyberpolice.

First there was MK Ultra. A *crazy* conspiracy theory that turned out to be true. Whoops.

Nej, de fleste ved ikke engang hvad en "sub-address" er. Men altså det er jo helt fint at folk er så talentløse, at vi kan holde øje med dem.

Even if you know nothing else about AI, then the fact that Trump is a big fan, should probably give you cause to pause.

Hej Greentel, Det er selvfølgelig fint nok jeg får 5G dækning og alt det der, men jeg tror ærligt talt ikke der er super god 5G dækning, når der hverken er 3G eller LTE der hvor jeg bor.

Surely Jeffrey Epstein could have afforded his own e-mail server, or like a Google workspace subscription. Right? I mean gmail? Do you really want to train gemini on your child sex trafficking business?

ALso am I the only one who thinks that Elon Musk's "I love you" AI bullshit looks like she's saying that shit under duress? Maybe it's just me, but if even your AI can't say I love you, without leaking deception indicators, you might have fucked up.

Ja. Det er ikke et fantastisk bredt politisk spektrum vi har her på Nordfyn. Jeg stemmer stadigvæk på borgerlisten.

Dear MAGA, Seriously. Stop complaining about Trump. You voted for this. Donald Trump is a punishment from God. If you had not committed such great sins, God would not have sent such a terrible punishment. Just go fuck yourself.

When you let AI code your shit: I mean it could be.

I mean I realize that it's been 16 years, but still fucking hell.

Yeah, you should probably always be weary of politicians who seriously oppose Liberal Arts degrees.

Det er simpelthen pisse dårlig kundeservice at besvare en mail fra en uovervåget (ikke eksisterende) mail adresse. Hvor er det træls med monopoler.

Right wing meme's be like: "Me, when I see a cute doggo"

Intet at se her. Blot en politiker, dømt for grov kriminalitet, der efter få måneders behandlingstid af sin førtidspensionssag får tilkendt en ftp på ca 50k mdl. — af de samme kolleger, der gør alt i deres magt for at afholde almindelige mennesker fra at modtage ditto til en sats på under det halve.

Det er åbenbart heller ingen politikere i Nordfyns Kommune som mener man bør kunne få sin renovationsafgift helt eller delvist refunderet hvis ikke man får afhentet sit affald. Men det er fucking vigtigt hvor en ny svømmehal skal ligge!

Wow! over a million people are fleeing New York? Mamdani isn't even mayor yet, and traffic is just clearing right up...

Gad vide om AIBros er de nye CryptoBros?

Det er nu 3 karakter skalaer siden jeg blev færdig på universitetet. Det er vildt nok ar det tilsyneladende er det eneste politikerne kan blive enige om er galt med uddannelserne. Tal som et mål for middelmådighed, som aldrig skal bruges til noget igen.

I get it. Musk wants to pretend he's going to make a flying car. But are you really going to buy a flying car from the guy who made a truck, that can't get wet?