Better a pig than a gen A.I. user!

realized today that no one can stop me from putting ribena into my sprite. my fun little drinks are about to be so much better

Someone came out of the yarn room

when you’re the only one in the group chat who watches sports

I spent a stupid amount of money on delivery today for an egg everything bagel with actually for real lox and it was a huge mistake. Not because it wasn’t good but because it’s now going to take everything in me to not do it again

I usually split my time a lot more evenly between my music streaming services, but I’m kind of glad I didn’t this year bc this is absolutely the funniest thing that could have happened to me

pinched my hand between two triangles of a toblerone and now i have a little bruise. is this the silliest way to accidentally do that?

10/10 would Bentonville again

It really feels like he can speak human words sometimes

Picture this: it’s 2am and I’m still yelling about Gale of Waterdeep from the hit video game Baldur’s Gate 3 to anyone who will listen

sleepy man

new place, new cat photo