i need a week of work off so i can rot in bed and read anyone have covid they can pass on to me??

thanksgiving and other holidays are always hard for me, but i think this is the worst one in the past 4 years

BRAD PITT IS 60 YEARS OLD??????

CAN SPOTIFY WRAPPED COME OUT ALREADY PLEASE

ladies first this ladies first that, how about you let a lady finish first in bed?

just got off at my usual stop for work only to realize i need to go to a meeting two stops away 🤡 there goes my plans to not stress today

i’ve decided to see what this hot frosty on netflix is about wish me luck team 🫡

why am i craving meringue lately…

i’m practically foaming at the mouth to see my spotify wrapped this year

not an outfit i handmade but i felt so cunty in this fit

quote this with a picture from your first festival vs. your most recent festival 🪩 first fest: ultra 2018 last fest: lost lands 2024

hey @bsky.app can we get group chat messages please

i love my cat so much she can never do any wrong my sweet angel baby

so many memories and friends made through twitter :( i’ll miss her

can i get my john cena follow on here plz i miss it

before yall serotonin syndrome kicks in I just want everyone who comes at me today that I can absolutely promise you that I had a better weekend than you and I had more sex than you and did better drugs than you and smoked better weed than you and heard better music than you

Being in the 25+ raver community is no joke like wym it ends at 3 am? I’m taking a nap before the show and the afters is my skincare ready for me in the bathroom when I get home 😭😂

as someone who types out and deletes and types out and deletes a thousand times to make sure what i’m saying makes sense to what i’m replying to, i really hope they add drafts here

why am i about to start tearing up over how much i love men with long hair

i hope the sw*fries never use this app

in the clurb, we all fam