This is the face of a candy eater Bella

Last year I had 5 trick or treaters, so I may be eating most of this candy

Stache Season is here

It’s swabbin’ time - don’t forget to get tested babes ❤️

Alexa, play Blue Moon by Zara Larsson

Beefy Bottom Autumn 🤝 Fem Top Fall

Body Hair Barber - is that a thing? If so, how could one find one?

Can I be your…

This is what people shorter than me are greeted with

Tonight at a wedding I was told that I look like if Teddy Swims & Travis Kelce had a baby

Have a good day out there babes ❤️

Got to be a tourist in my own city 🏙️

Date night fit

Sent this to a man first, but thought y’all might like it too 🤭

Landed in Austin this afternoon after seeing Gaga in NYC, only to see she announced she will be in Austin in March

Got my ears lowered

Helped my friend pick up a playscape from a very nice/fancy gated community today

Am I too tall or is the mirror too short?

Singles night at Lowe’s 👷‍♂️

The vibe for today

My friend saw this and said - Your arms are getting bigger 🚨 IT’S HAPPENING 🚨

Changing my name to Dug

My mom found some jewelry that belonged to a family member and told me to put it all on

Was scared out of my mind, but got to walk on the rim of this TV Tower

Everyone say hi to Fat Margaret (Fat Margaret is the name of the tower behind me)

Never beating the untied shoe allegations

I like my men, like I like my snacks - Big & Corny

Alexa, play Golden Hour by Kacey Musgraves

Trying new things!

The better to hug you with 💪

Going to the store, y’all need anything?

Alexa, play Dugga Doo from the 803rd Interstellar Song Contest

Building a new fence at my house 🏡 🔨

Alexa, play BOY CRAZY. By Kesha 🎶

The face of a man with a headache

Life is GOOD!! Have a great day babes ❤️

We are so back 😜

My first pair of glasses 🤓