what my shadows

* Oh, my closet? * (He opens the closet.) * It's... * WHERE IS MY CLOSET?!?!?! * (The closet is nowhere to be found.)

whenever I open Google Translate website it decides what the default to-from is and it's NOT what I used last. this year it's German-to-English. I don't remember ever translating from German??? but now I have to click Auto-Detect off from German every time I open the site and I'm VERY confused...

my phone has decided to stop charging and I'm not handling it well. I mean like I typed "I yearn to feel the shards of its glass tear into my fingers as I smear its visage across the walls." in my crashout I'm like not feeling great chat why can't they make technology that works

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still trying to figure out what happened but I think the buttons in my YouTube mobile player became unresponsive because it tried to put a full screen YT Premium upsell pop up on screen but the player was fullscreened so I couldn't see it. had to push the Android back button to see it and close it

Living with #type1diabetes can be very challenging. @digiduncan.com shared with us how difficult "ping ponging" blood sugar days are for them. What do you think is the most difficult part of living with #T1D? ⏩ Watch the full YouTube video here: youtu.be/INe4_NtD9JU

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(opens Premiere Pro) Premiere Pro: (rolls D20) (lands 1) are you SURE you want to reset your preferences? me: um wtf I didn't tell you to do that?? [No] Premiere Pro: oh ok nevermind

who decided that volume on Android should be between 0 and 15? it's not a Base Two thing because then it would either be 8 or 32, not 16. why 0-15???? I'm so confused

remaining in touch with tech literacy by deliberately downgrading my phone's assistant from Gemini to Google Assistant. you can do that apparently I can use a real assistant on my phone instead of that AI slop garbage machine to the wonderful folks at Google, please maintain this. it's better.

I had the same thought on two different days and posted it twice like back to back

if Wheatley Portal 2 was spamton the song titles would be - THIS IS THE PART WHERE I and - KILL YOU

supee gkue

I can tell exactly when new YouTube UI rolled out to the guy who made the YouTube screenshot extension I use because it updated and now it's vertically centered instead of being bottom centered which looks like ass in the new UI specifically

I've been using this phone for over 2 years and Only now am I discovering that installing the Gboard keyboard doesn't change what spell checker it's using, and that's a separate setting for some reason. I've been using the "Samsung spell checker" this whole time. no wonder why it barely worked

I finally figured out how to bypass the YouTube comments bug. YouTube comments crash my phone keyboard??? I use Gboard but it and every other installed keyboard freezes when I attempt to type a YouTube comment… but not if I switch to the godawful stock Samsung keyboard that came with my phone… ew

I hate when UI elements rearrange while I'm using it I booted up my Quest and immediately went to open Steam Link but then the dock finished loading and Steam Link instantly swapped with Settings mid-click and I opened the wrong app As I was typing this a window opened and interrupted my typing :(

if you could uncrop all of the screenshots I take on my phone you would find a lot of diagonal pen lines because the stupid screenshot editor doesn't have distinguish between crop mode and draw mode so if I miss the little corners of the crop gizmo by mere pixels I start drawing for no reason :(

there's a lot of duplicate screenshots on my phone because the option to crop the screenshot I just took is a Quick Time Event and the button's hitbox is like really small so I keep missing the button by like 0.1 mm and then suddenly the option to crop goes away and I have to take a new screenshot

love hearing my PC fans rev up to full speed not because I'm doing path tracing or whatever but because I pushed "Save As PNG" in Photoshop and Photoshop is a performance hog in literally everything it does for no reason I open it and my entire Windows PC, even my mouse goes to 2 FPS for a minute??

my new UNDERTALE oc W.D. 40

the most indescribable state of being no words can capture the feeling of being illiterate

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very expensive reddit camera

me: I'm gonna go to bed now the dehumidifier: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep me: ok FINE jesus lord almighty you can stop beeping now I'll empty the damned dehumidifier (no joke it actually beeps 20 times like why thats too many)

i cant believe UNDER10LE real

I went to check a collision error in my latest project that I could've sworn I fixed and it turns out I think I dreamed that playtest because the collision issue is not there

I just got jumpscared by a calendar event notification set to repeat every year for "Trageday" tomorrow what the hell?? when did I set this? I would never joke about that (I would) people inhaled concrete, glass, and asbestos that's bad if given the opportunity to breathe a tower, don't. cancer.

If they add the ability to upload audio to Bluesky I will start posting the silly little low quality covers of undertale songs I make on rare occasion I could do it now but I can't be bothered to open Premiere Pro just to convert .WAV to .MP4 (why does Premiere not support FLAC and OGG???)

"how can you tell he's scatterbrained" "he has 5 different Unity projects open at the same time" "oh"

griffin powermate 2007 why are you so high latency

I don't like the way we use the word 'content' online nowadays. As a VRChat world creator, I could call myself a 'content creator', but I don't. I make media. I make experiences. I don't make "content" to be consumed, I make art to be experienced. I associate 'content' with mass-produced slop now.

(Walks over room boundary) (Water changes color randomly) why would chara do this

only Toby Fox could make me have an existential crisis about what a jumprope tastes like

how much "(Susie's Idea)" does it take to get banned from Free Ham Sandwich Day

low quality fish jpeg -ai

I love all those youtube titles that say "Your iPhone" I know they have like at least 50% market share in the US but I'm rocking a 7 year old android phone and I get briefly stunlocked every time I read a title like that it's great

Grayjay seems to be having a bit of a hard time parsing when a youtube video is uploaded. it may have come out 2 hours ago, but Grayjay says nah an hour in the future my guy

got a server ping in a server i set to NONE notifications for the first message in a newly-created channel because my #discord client thought that I was so active in that channel (I didn't even know it existed and it had 0 messages) that it overrode my my notification settings to Custom (All) stop.

I never understood how the big tech companies can't get their apps to not break and then some guy makes an open source program that just works sometimes when I click on my phone screen the YouTube app will just load a different video that wasn't on the screen??? how do you manage to do that

me accidentally clicking on a YouTube video because I was trying to scroll but my phone has that slightly curved screen edge so 0.1 mm of my palm was on the edge of the screen, so instead of scrolling it clicked whos idea was a phone with a screen on the edges and how did that make it to production

have you ever lagged out a Windows-based PC so badly that it beeps at you what do the beeps even mean

I said what I meant now give me pluey

* You teleport as much bread as you like. (Teleport no bread because it has tumors) (Teleport normal amount of bread) (Susie's Idea)

i think i play too much vrchat

new update on the shenanigans regarding me trying to delete my suspended Twitter account: It looks like they are appending every support ticket I send them to a case that has been closed for like a long ass time, and I don't know how to make a new case

I have a second hand Samsung Galaxy S9+. when I got it I thought the curved edges on the screen would be cool but they suck. I failed the quick time event for hitting the screenshot crop button because 0.1 mm of my palm was on the very edge of the screen so it wasn't registering my inputs at all

Been trying to delete my suspended Twitter account. I don't know how it got suspended as I think I Tweeted only once ever, but. I can't deactivate it? I have to file an appeal that gets auto-rejected instantly? There's no way that's legal right

had to force quit Unity because the @vrchat.com SDK got stuck in a loop of uploading my world over and over and there's literally no way to cancel a build/upload process without crashing the editor and risking project file corruption seems like a big design flaw to me