Y’all ass be tweaking 😂.

Waiting on my Harold’s…

Parenting Pro Tip 203: Make sure that top screwed on all the way before you start shaking that shit up.

I’ve been a Realtor over 15 years and I’ve been in thousands upon thousands of houses, only like 3 had carpet in the bathroom and I assure it was installed in the 1970’s as a result of an interior decorator high on acid 😂

With lil neighbors like that your last name must be Wilson 😂

Ova East, Out South, Up North and Downtown

First he was Tupac now he playing Will Smith in the Chris Rock biopic 🤣. Or he Cuba Gooding Jr in the fake movie Camron made for Omar Gooding Shout out to the blind casting director that keep him working

The Goonies

Trying to see if it was purple sweater in the library with the blicky… 🧐

Got a good ass deal on a zip…

Trump literally sent a mob to ☠️ Nancy Peolsi down the same streets he got the National Guard harassing black people on…

They ain’t even give they ass a script before they sent them out to violate people civil rights . They give you a script when you sell knives over the phone… That shit gon go real bad for them if they pop up in Chicago…

I think that’s the main point of police in general. They overseer ancestors probably looking up smiling while engulfed in eternal inferno

I might play with yall a lil bit on here… in real life tho 😒

🤨 huh? 😂

They brought back Trey and Tammy on Always Sunny 😂😂

Has anybody seen Freaky Tales? I’m 20 min in and it’s good so far. Kinda like a ghetto Scott Pilgrim, not the storyline but the vibe.

Perks of being from Chicago (Ova East)…

I had dinner on the beach while the sun set for the last 3 days… it’s been an amazing journey😂

6am and somebody butt ass necked uncle already on the timeline…

He look like the evil Wario version of dude that be doing the dance in the airport and the DMV and shit like that 😂

I’ve been basking in the summer sun 🌞

Langston Kerman got a podcast called My Momma Told Me where they talk about black conspiracy theories (it’s really good) and I just heard an episode where they talked about that, police said it was kids fighting that caused chaos at the mall and that somehow turned into 8 ft aliens 😂

Last night I got high and ate sushi on the beach while the sun set, then I looked at the stars 🌟

Hello New World…

Best part of summer

I could…

She already look hella cool with the pants, the sword work just putting the levels through the roof…

Life every chair and swing until the sirens ring, swing with the harmony of swag surfing… #TheNewBlackNationalAnthem

Me leaving the 35 and up store 😂

What episode is that?? 🤣

I thought that shit was bout to say something like “ain’t gonna help without proper diet” or some something like that 😂. That was life advice and not fitness advice

I don’t understand the Family Dollar employees who do this while on the clock…

Shrimp salad 🦐 🥗

Advertise your account with a gif

I think it’s more Quintin Miller (who’s from Zone 6) wrote it in lyrics Drake recited and everybody else ran with it and Drake just rode the wave…

Same spot I took this class picture is where they built the teachers lounge 25 years later. I take pride in giving back to the school village because I was bad as fuck…

I don’t know if that’s just they personal life preference or if I should be reading it in Scarface (Al Pacino) voice… “NO DOGS, NO KIDS” 😂

So last year my biggest push as Parent Council President was getting the school to build a teachers lounge… THEY DID IT!!! I was shocked as fuck when I went into the school today. I graduated from the school in 2003 and they never had a teachers lounge… I fixed that shit 😏.

Grilled salmon salad 🥗

The universe is crazy. I saw a nigga with some dusty ass Ecco jogging pants on Roosevelt and State earlier… I’m on 111th and Racine behind a bus waiting to turn, why that nigga the person getting off the bus 🤯🤯🤯😂. That’s literally over 100 blocks away

This a wild ass cast 😂. I don’t remember this at all.

I feel like if somebody delivering a frozen treat they should be able to strap a flashing light 🚨 on top of that Toyota Prius to make sure ain’t no melting going on… forgetting frozen treats should be punishable by flogging

Lady gaps 🦷 🦷 and when the thighs and booty big but the ankles small and dainty 😂- like, how did the DNA come together for that marvelous act of physics?