Apologies in advance for anyone who has to be in class with me over the next couple of weeks, experiencing my intense “I needed this” energy. not-quite-punk.ghost.io

Did you accidentally make “cool indie rock girl” your entire personality in your 20s, but now get super stressed whenever anyone asks you about your upcoming concert calendar?? Oops! This one’s for you.. not-quite-punk.ghost.io

Wrote a spooky(ish) story about the indignities of everyday existence (also, subscribe to my newsletter on Ghost). not-quite-punk.ghost.io

A Buzzcocks song is in a commercial for Back to School Shopping at Ross. How does this make you feel?

It’s “am I going to overheat so badly that my body over corrects me into hypothermia?…” degrees in Los Angeles right now.

Yes I write about bands almost every week for my day job, but I haven’t written a think piece/essay type situation in a minute. Got to do the latter this week (also for my day job!)

Knowing vs. not knowing “Captain Planet” is one of our clearest delineations between micro generations.

So many Oscars thoughts, especially about the Best Actress upset. I still think a Demi win would have been amazing and cooler from an overarching awards narrative perspective. What she did in “The Substance” was more than deserving.

Overhearing someone describe their location to the person they were on the phone with as being on, “the east side of the Gelson’s parking lot” is bringing me indescribable joy.

I love how computers almost forget how far they’ve come sometimes. They’ll be like: “This photo will take 4 hours to upload… Oh wait, j/k, it’ll take 50 seconds.”

I’m still giggling about the pitch perfect specificity of every mid-sketch ad read that has ever been in SNL’s “Black Jeopardy” because (without fail) they are all things that existed in my (very white) southern grandma’s house.

I hope everyone who sees this has friends that are as unwell (in the best possible ways) as mine are:

There’s some real “final scene of the rom com” rain happening in LA tonight.

Every now and then I wonder if I hallucinated the entirety of “David the Gnome.”

Feels like as good an excuse as any to listen to “If You’re Feeling Sinister” this morning… youtu.be/bKSI1idOUzM?...

@ekkoastral.bsky.social ‘s “Pink Balloons” was Henry Rollins’ no. 1 record of 2024 (scroll to 15 on the list for some words from him 😎) www.kcrw.com/best-of-2024...

We need a version of thesaurus dot com for figuring out what word to use when the word you thought you wanted to use sounds correct but actually means something so different that even antonyms aren’t useful.

Band t-shirts at chain stores always weird me out and this is a whole new level. I feel compelled in this moment though, to confess that I *almost bought a Blur t-shirt from H&M a few years back. The sheer weirdness of a Blur shirt on sale at a Burbank mall H&M almost got me…

There will always be new phrases in the (semi) collective consciousness that would have made great emo band names in the mid to late 2000s, here are a couple on my mind today: