Ant TALKS like he's that guy. He LOOKS like he's that guy. But he's not that guy, pal.

Rudy Gobert conference finals appearances- 2. Donovan Mitchell conference finals appearances- 0.

The Nuggets would have a dynasty if not for MAGA Porter jr.

Donovan Mitchell. 🤷‍♂️

Went from ready for a Flagg jersey on day one to hoping he busts like a virgin on prom night.

The NBA is the most rigged ass shit I've ever seen.

🦣🦣🦣🦣🦣🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘

NBA fans will watch Rudy Gobert just get beat honestly, but with his whole heart, but watch Donovan Mitchell choke year after year and think Rudy is the whole problem. Because highlights.

SO GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING HAPPY FOR RUDY FUCKING GOBERT RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!!!!!!!!

Can't wait for Adam Silver's favorite team to turn Rui and Gabe Vincent into Giannis.

Street Clothes may wanna beat that traffic though.

Ahhh, beautiful Northern Utah. Will it be in the 50s? 80s? 30s with snow? Yes! It will be all of it!

Look, Minnesota needs this win. Utah needs this L. There's no reason we can't come together on this.

Oh, I fucking do. I derive joy. I came.

Was Taylor Jenkins dating Nia Long?! Because something stinks in Memphis.

I think the Utah Hockey Club boys know this season isn't the one. But man, what a bright future.

Draymond Green is gonna fuckin bitch about getting hit in the nuts? Draymond Green?

It's kinda funny how no one is shoving Luka/LeBron/Bronny highlights down my throat tonight...

I might drive a POS 20yo Chrysler Pacifica, but the fucking metal doesn't fucking fall off of it.

Utah Hockey Club right now:

Bronny James is straight ass. Sorry, not sorry. That dude is NOT an NBA player.

TEND YOUR FUCKING GOAL, VEGGIE!!!

I've never given 2 shits about 'numbers' on social media, but only ever having porn bots follow me over the last couple months is feeling a bit personal. 😭🤣

Dems and R's have always had shitty people. The difference is that they used to be able to hold each other in check a bit by mutually assured destruction- i.e., if my dirty shit comes out, so does yours. R's don't care anymore bc their voters don't care. And I don't know how dems overcome that, tbh.

100,000 (get it?) Percent fine with the NBA fining the Jazz for tanking. But they better fuckin fine everyone else too.

No one, not even Dallas fans, is going to be happier than me when the Lakers get bounced in the 2nd round.

Not to defend Stephen A Smith, cause that feels fucking gross, but Bronny is an adult and a 'professional athlete' now. Subject to the same criticisms and assessments as everyone else. Not a great look for LeBron, imo.

FUCKING VEGGIE VEGGIE VEGGIE!!!! www.dailyfaceoff.com/news/utah-si...

Primary every Democrat. Absolutely sick of this weak ass, toothless, performative response to the death of America. If all you can think to do is print t shirts, and signs and wear pink suits, get the fuck out of the way for someone more serious about this.

So Trump isn't president anymore?! Congrats on your performance.

@mjfree.bsky.social did they wear yellow and blue?! Are we saved now?!

but DiD tHe DeMoCrAtS wEaR bLuE aNd YeLlOw TiEs???

Boy, Klay Thompson has got to feel some sort of way, huh?

Tump: Destroys America Democrats: We should wear Yellow and Blue ties to the State of the Union! We're going to have to do a hell of a lot better than that, people. A HELL of a lot better.

Awww, are you frustrated, you fucking cunt? Are you mad? You own it!!!

The fuckin BALLS on these people. 🤣🤣🤣 www.espn.com/nba/story/_/...

Am I seriously going to be subjected to every single pass Luka makes to LeBron as a highlight for the rest of Lebrons career? Is that really where we're at? They didn't fucking invent basketball. K

FWIW? Not a goddamn thing. No forgiveness, no quarter, no breaks. If you voted for this fuck, you own it.

Americans who have scored more NHL points than Clayton Keller- 69 this season: Kyle Connor-73, Jack Eichel- 70 Americans who weren't selected for Team USA in the 4 nations Face Off: Clayton Keller. #nhl

fAcE oF tHe LeAgUe

Let me know what grocery store she ends up begging on the edge of the parking lot at. If I don't end up next to her, I'll gladly drive by and throw car trash at her.

One of those happy places!

Keyonte George currently:

Proper tankage, Utah. Proper.

The Bulls started 4.5 white guys tonight, but the Jazz are gonna get made fun of if they draft Flagg...

I don't have a uterus, so it can't be me. But I volunteer my wife to have Dylan Guenther's babies. And she's cool with it.

Logan Cooley is back! We're never gonna lose again!!! #hockeysky

Real Salt Lake is gonna be Real lucky relegation isn't a thing in the MLS this year.

Goddamn, it's good to have the Utah Mammoth back in action.

I've never seen a team fall apart like a HUD house in a hurricane like the Penguins are doing right now. Absolutely nuts.