Hi. My name is Ashley Jamieson. I am an attorney. And for the last 19 months, I have been working for @USDA in the Office of General Counsel in the Civil Rights, Labor, and Employment unit as a litigation atty. Fighting for the rights of workers. And this morning they fired me.

Good news. But Disney’s “what had happened was…” rewrite of how it went down should be taken with a grain of salt. Jimmy’s lawyers had enough ammo from what the President and the FCC chair have said very publicly.

What a shit Monday. one of my dog’s (many) tumors burst this am. I immediately sprung into action to clean, disinfect, and dress the wound, but now that he’s settled, I have found myself completely traumatized and unable to focus or do anything the rest of today. Pup is OK. Pain meds, treats etc.

Damn right — lock him up!!

If you didn’t catch Bad Bunny’s epic PR residency finale live last night, no worries! 24hr replay is happening on both Amazon prime and twitch. www.twitch.tv/amazonmusic

It’s Sunday and Donovan Carrillo has qualified for the Olympics in Milano! It’s gonna be a goooooood day! youtu.be/tQxsADfp6mI?...

Bad Bunny livestream starts at 8:30! Should be free for all on Amazon Music’s twitch channel, but you can also stream on Amazon music app or Amazon prime. twitch.tv/amazonmusic/...

Nothing will entertain me more in these dark times than watching billionaire corporations make idiotic decisions and the good people of this country voting accordingly with their wallets. Suck it — Disney, ABC, ESPN, and HBO Max.

I’m so sorry to the haters, but the way Veejay kept gutting Jesus throughout the episode had me cackling so hard. Then Jesus snapping during judging and Law twisting the knife further 😂😂😂😂😂😂 This isn’t really project runway anymore so you may as well enjoy the shade!

Yes I got my ticket for opening show. In Dolby.

Oh look the pedophile protectors in congress are back at it again. Delay. Deny. Lie. Anything to stop the truth about Trump’s partnership with Epstein and all the young women and girls they harmed. Together.

Death watch? The first amendment is dead. The constitution is dead. Democracy in the US is dead.

I think it’s time to dive into an old comfort show to help cope with..everything.

Repubs got Jimmy Kimmel taken off air because they’re a bunch of babies. Free speech?? I’m flattered by their desperation. They’re getting crushed in the polls and broke the economy, so ALL they have left is beefing with a comedian. YOU SENSITIVE SCRUBS CAN’T STOP WHAT’S COMING!

“We hit some new lows over the weekend with the MAGA gang desperately trying to characterize this kid who murdered Charlie Kirk as anything other than one of them and doing everything they can to score political points from it.” -Kimmel on Monday Night. That’s it. That’s what got MAGA crybabying.

A free and democratic society cannot silence comedians because the President doesn’t like what they say. This is an attack on free speech and cannot be allowed to stand. All elected officials need to speak up and push back on this undemocratic act.

if Jimmy Kimmel's political humor is too hot for you to handle, I'm not sure "snowflake" even cuts it as a term of derision for the level of fragility you've achieved

Am I spending all of my available free time today prepping for tonight’s HOA meeting? Perhaps….But if I could share with you all the 43 emails we (the board) have received from my crazy neighbor from hell in the last 4 days alone… well you’d get why 😂😂

The cardigan color is cute. But nevertheless, he sides with his bank account on this. It’s a no.

Trans rights are human rights.

New Taylor store countdown? Nah not this week. My bank says NO!

on this day in 1849 "Harriet Tubman escaped from the Southern plantation where she was enslaved and later led other enslaved people to freedom in the North along the route of the Underground Railroad."

Bad Bunny is live streaming his final PR residency show?????????? !!!!!!!!!!!

Thank ya, Brits!

BREAKING: The Charlie's Murderers doxxing website was just hacked and has been taken offline. I spoke to the hacker on the condition of anonymity. My latest: www.muellershewrote.com/p/breaking-e...

But I’ll say arrivederci! Au revoir! Forgive my French, but fuck you! Ta-ta!

Things are really bad in the US right now. But I do believe the tide will turn. we may have to wait a while. We may have to suffer quite a bit, but good will prevail in the end. And let’s be very, very clear here: the loudest voices are often the weakest people with fragile egos.

Keep on dancing til I’m dead.

So not surprising that the people who fetishize assault rifles kill more Americans than those who don't.

Fire Brian Kilmeade. Duh. Prove us wrong that there isn’t a double standard.

What do you mean all the right wingers who threatened “lefties”, minorities, and lgbtqia+ individuals on social media this last week aren’t being fired for their hateful, violent rhetoric? Oh that’s right. We live in a fascist country.

Ding ding ding

I’ve stayed away from college football for a few years. Just tons of life things that I allowed to push out my love for watching the game. Anyway, making a big effort to re-engage. Today’s planned viewing lineup (EST):

Ya can’t hide who you are, 11:59.

Finally watched Weapons. That was crazy.

alright everyone back in the car, she got us again

I wasn’t even fully baked yet 😭

Look at the backtracking that’s happening today. Y’all could have avoided embarrassing yourselves, but you couldn’t help it. Y’all were so eager to flex your misguided moral superiority… The lesson: listen to the folks who have been attacked by the hateful rhetoric. Next time, stand by them.

Surely a coincidence. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Weird how MAGA went from “they must pay!” to “we must pray!” the minute they found out it was a white dude.

Ms. Eggy not coming back to SNL? Well, the show had a good 50 year run. That one is the difference maker for me.

WHEN ITS BURN THE BITCH THEYRE SCREAMING WHEN THE TRUTH COMES OUT ITS QUIET

Nancy Mace continues to pretend we don’t have eyes and ears. “I’ve never dehumanized one of my colleagues.” Uhh I’m pretty sure Congresswoman McBride can speak to this lie. We have all seen what you’ve said and done and can back up Rep. McBride.

Some much needed good news!

New music Friday! Ed Sheeran, King Princess, twenty one pilots, Rachel Chinouriri… Don’t mind me. I’m going to be locked in for the next several hours 😂