Oh shit Speed Racer is playing in IMAX on 4/20

It's funny to me that Trump could fix a LOT of his problems if he just completely abandoned Israel, except that's probably the one thing that would actually get him impeached.

Huh. Like when the CIA and MI6 did a coup on Mosaddegh in 53 to ensure Iranian oil wasn't nationalized leading to the Iranian Revolution and the birth of the Islamic State. Who could have possibly seen this coming

JD Vance is a punk ass bitch with minimal real political values anyway. He would move the way the political winds blow. Trump admin people start going to jail he's going to be too scared to do anything crazy.

I'm watching John Woo's Once a Thief and it's really making me want an adaptation (and the next book of) the Gentleman Bastards series. Action comedy about orphans raised to be thieves

Now Watching: the 4k remaster of Hard Boiled I've seen The Killer and it slapped so I'm pretty stoked

Engels was a class traitor. I'm not going to 100% write someone off purely because they're rich but it definitely makes me extremely wary.

Youtube needs a way to filter out all videos with quiet AI voiceovers explaining what's going on in the video, it feels schizophrenia inducing

It's so cool how Trump is terrorizing airports with ICE in order to get Democrats to stop protecting women's rights to vote and somehow I know Dems are still going to fuck this up.

I had no idea they made a Blu-ray so I had to cop. Woefully underrated, maybe my favorite thing Kristen Bell has ever been in

Ngl I think I suck at Slay the Spire. There's something that just isn't clicking. I've made it to Act 3 twice after at least a dozen runs.

My phone's antenna to be able to access Verizon's network has completely shit the bed and I missed Samsungs 1 yr warranty window by like two weeks 💀

I was rewatching Sicario yesterday on 4k UHD, and it's fucking gorgeous. It's also very good. But it really struck me how it feels like our government is just run by people who saw this movie and thought "this is awesome and good and I'm going to base my entire personality off this".

Truly an evil machine.

Men's AND Women's hockey 🦅 youtube.com/shorts/hhI5D...

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Happy Mother's Day from us at Facebook! For today only, 50% off our AI loved ones package you can talk to your dead mother once again for just $16.99!

eating pussy is honestly so much fun, it's too bad it killed Michael Douglas

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The fact that the Olympics still has ads even if you pay for the ad-free version of Peacock would be a fucking crime in a Just America

Just started playing Monster Sanctuary, it's on sale on Steam for like $5, definitely recommend it. It's like if Pokemon had been made as a platformer on Sega Genesis.

Another instance of ICE just straight up murdering someone in the street. What the fuck

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People who talk on speaker phone in public go straight to CECOT in my administration

Can't force people to have good taste I guess.

It's the return of the King. Sideways hasn't dropped a video in four years and he comes back with another banger about the most banger of villain songs.

Just watched F1 on UHD, really wish I had caught that in IMAX. Not breaking any new ground for a sports movie, but it's a solid sports movie and hell of spectacle movie.

Thought of my answer. Stray Kids God's Menu is honestly probably the best music video I've ever seen. youtu.be/TQTlCHxyuu8?...

4 games that defined my 2025

Woke up at 4:40am Christmas day like I'm a little kid again. Except instead of being excited about Christmas, it's because my CPAP mask was bugging me and woke me up and my old ass can't get back to sleep.

That's gonna be a 🤮 from me, dawg

Remember when Reagan's press secretary stood there in the White House and mocked gay men for dying of AIDS and insinuated that the only reason a journalist could possibly care is that he too was gay? But sure, "good and decent people". Get fucked.

On my way to the Butlerian Jihad

Wait it's been 20 years since Guild Wars came out? Jesus Christ that makes me feel old www.youtube.com/watch?v=80f2...

Imagine the emotional blackmail of vulnerable people when their AI dead loved ones demand money to keep talking to them.

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In theory I support that patients have more access to their records than ever, but in practice I don't like that I get a notification on a Saturday of an out of range lab that might mean nothing or might mean I have cancer and I have nobody to talk to about it

I can't believe this only has 5k views on YouTube. Brad Sucks absolutely rules. youtu.be/pPP0wysHrdA?...

I went to a Blue Jays spring training game this year, really should have bought a hat. I bought a koozie but unfortunately left it at my parents place.

Platner revealing his tattoo like youtu.be/8korEU0NokQ?...

My family doesn't believe my girlfriend exists. And I'm a solipsist so I'm not convinced either.

When I was in paramedic school in 2009, they used a video from 1961 produced by the Department of the Navy to show how to deliver a baby. And funny enough Internet Archive has it! archive.org/details/Emer...

Even fatter Shane Gillis lookin ass dude

Standing up to defend trans healthcare on it's own is right, but also I guarantee if they get what they want here they'll come for hormonal birth control next. Taking hbc makes women unable to have kids, makes them more like men which is trans healthcare which is illegal. It's the obvious next step

I've been having abdominal pain and I'm 95% sure it's constipation but the last time I had belly pain I blamed on constipation my appendix exploded and I almost died. So that's definitely not making me anxious or anything.

Really would love this to come to the Boston area

Just want it out there and on the record that if anyone makes an AI video or recreation of me after my death I will haunt their asses.