Little is spoken on the loyalty of cats. This little guy rarely leaves my side, greets me at the door whenever I come home, and comes running whenever I call. ❤️

Boy, the trasnphobes in our community are having their own “coming out” moment today. #trash 🗑️

Crazy that we be firing millions of years of evolution’s worth of genetic code off in some rando’s mouth or whatever.

Call it schadenfreude IDGAF, but I find some solace in the fact that, despite all of the opportunities life has handed him on a chintzy gold platter, Trump is, and always will be, a MISERABLE human being who will derive no joy or pleasure out of living. Karma always finds a way.

Instagram: “this hot dog is TOO SPICY!!! 😫😖”

Get all those “I did that!” stickers, featuring Trump grinning and giving a thumbs up, ready to slap on all the inflated price tag labels on shelves at your favorite retailers and supermarkets in the new year. #TariffMagic

My Trumper ex-roommate clutched his pearls HARD when I referred to Trump’s cabinet selection as a clown show; I can only assume it’s because he also likes clown shows and the comparison does them dirty.

I swear, these holiday-themed butt plugs at Target get more elaborate every year.

To finally give in and post softcore porn, or not post softcore porn? The burning question.