I miss when I was syphoning all that sweet, succulent dopamine from my first month on BlueSky 😭 WILL I NOT EVER (consistently) BE ENTERTAINED?

I’m going to bed 🖤🫶🏻 have frog :)

I can’t stop looking at the work UNKNOWN and feeling like it’s not spelt properly. Every time I type it on my excel sheet it just looks WRONG

Walking into a room like

Post your Marvel Rivals mains!

Remember; you are not the bad things done to you. You’re always more than the sum of the things you hope others don’t see.

Boy oh boy do I love being exhausted all days just to be completely awake the hour I’m supposed to be sleeping. I stopped reading to share this hi guys back to reading now

Yeah idc what picture it paints; if Musk actually were to buy TikTok it’s going straight into the trash

Not to brag but I haven’t had a mood swing in, like, 7 minutes.

Well regarding my last post, this was dumb. Literal political theatre.

Ngl I always wanted to witness history being made but this is not anywhere near as cool as Hamilton made it look #tiktokban

Moments before the fire alarm rang in a Mexican restaurant and I never got to finish my piña colada

Using Shift to accurately punctuate my typed words 🙂‍↔️ Using Caps Lock as a pseudo-shift button 🙂‍↕️ I call it “Make-shift”

Kinda late but just finished Squid Games season 2 When this mf dies, party. at. my. house.

Every time I leave the warmth of indoors to go into the cold I like to picture the animation Link does in Breath of the Wild when he ventures into an area where temperature drops with no resistance

I hate the how intensely effort fades when novelty wears off with executive function disorders I’ll hyper focus and dream of becoming one of the greats in a given thing then a month later I don’t even remember it. The worst part is it applies to relationships, to plans, anything.

never forget what they took from us

If you see this, post a pic without explanation

Currently home in the middle of the night and heard some weird ass bang somewhere outside my room now I’m playing FNAF security guard with my three ring cameras. I really hope it was just my fridge making ice and paranoia 😭

There’s this chunky outdoor cat whose all black except from all four his ankles* down and he just walks down the sidewalks slowly, observing I call him Sheriff *do cats have ankles?

⛄️Merry Christmas or Xmas Eve, wherever you are ☃️ #SuperMarioBros #fanart

Merry Crisis to all! Or Holidays. Shalom. We’ve all been through a lot just have some fucking fun okay

A lot of people experience FOMO but not me. In fact, I experience JOMO. The joy of missing out. Oh damn we have to cancel our plans last minute w/ no back up? Guess I gotta order fast food and game all night 😮‍💨

Idk why I fail to grasp the idea of Christmas eve on a Tuesday. Like something about it just screams DECEMBER 23rd

When I was a kid I used to think this movie was live action and people in Europe looked like this

“Ahhhhh okay” I still don’t understand 😔

Me facing 2025

The only thing stopping me from finishing this pack of Oreos is whether there’s enough milk to sustain this gluttony

One of the worst ADHD things is that your Spotify liked playlist will never truly something you like. One song gives you dopamine one day and you absolutely hate it a month later

When that last person in select picks duelist even though you already have 4 and you filled strategist

Tryna maybe get isekai’d into some sort of scattered memory like a far off dream? ..possibly open to splitting a paopu fruit 🌟 Might be into lining up the pieces of— oh idk, yours & and mine?

School Zones always make me nervous; even on weekends. How can anyone be relaxed in an area where children spawn in the middle of the road at a higher rate while driving is beyond me

Woke up and almost immediately had some Oreos w/ milk I can’t tell if this is freedom of choice or turmoil

Ohhh yeah. Tonight is one of ‘em taco nights 🌮

5 favs + 5 tags! Mixing it up~ 🥣 Game: Firewatch Anime: Trigun Animal: Axolotl Number: 13 Color: blue 🗣️🫃🏽🦕🪼🌊 @faesylvie.bsky.social @ivyinmyheart.bsky.social @novuhhhh.bsky.social @arsonrat.bsky.social @bripls.bsky.social

Idk if every sport is like this but pickleball be having some of the most instigating old people Serve wrong one time and have a fleet of geriatric buttheads try your life for the rest of your days It was one time and I was new, Arnie, let it go 😭

Share 4 of your favorite strong female video game characters!

Nothing plans a DnD session like having a month to do and then spending the last 6 hours preparing it. Its done tho 🫠

You know why you don’t let someone who’s high as a hell cut the frozen pizzas? Because that’s how you get a god damn perpendicular cut pizza

:( MarvelRivals#

Me gnawing at Luigi's jail cell bars 🩷

The worst part about getting a new supervisor is that they always wanna do everything by the book. And I get it but just trust the process, my guy 😭

Hedgehog gets a paragraph and I get called a nerd. Love that lol

I hate when people ask me to open up like, bro I just met you 4 years ago can I get a second

If you see this quote with your first ever anime!

Contrary to popular belief, my dog does in fact think 2:30 AM is prime peepee hours 🥱

I wouldn’t have expected my main in Rivals to be who it is. The switch up to maximum effort is like *Playing Psylocke or Spider-Man but getting my ass beat* “Oh that’s what we’re doing? we’re gonna go HARD? Weights need to come OFF then???” okayyyy LET’S GET EM TIPPY TOE

Me telling our single support player to hold it down before I go to 1v6 the enemy team

Bro when these Spider-Man players get a hang of him it’s gonna be a wrap. Peter be throwing HANDS when he sneaks up

The developers who make the #Yakuza games need to get on it and make some #JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure games. With how batshit insane Yakuza is; I’m p sure all you’d have to do is change is the character models