Saaaaaame, gosh I am constantly spending more time than I even realize, groping myself or fully fapping

"just 15 more minutes" two hours later:

Thank you weed for making me thankful for the love I have in my life 🍃🤝💞

I love ginger dick. You do too, admit it. 🦊 (with huge hung @lancewoodsxxx.bsky.social)

Woah, dude, this strain is going right to my dick! Let’s kick back and take a big whiff... Bonus points if you don’t cough and you keep it in as long as you can take it...! At by @malyrn.bsky.social huffaromas.com/products/haz...

Chronic Cock and Chronic Cannabis were just made for each other 🥰

The type of pics I take after hitting the bong

Growing up, I thought there was something abhorrent about how much I touched my penis. But I couldn’t stop. I’ve never been able to stop. It brings me so much comfort and joy knowing there’s been this vibrant community of bators around the world this whole time.

Porn addiction is winning AND growing today 🥵🥰

Weed makes my weiner twitch 🍆💚🥰

It's ok bro, BIG dongs just need more attention, it's simple goon science 😘

Too hard. Send hole #bigdick #cock #dick #gaybro #goonbrain

This thing is so fucking distracting. And it'll just be in the way until i deal with it. #dick #cock #bigdick #hung #bwc

I can't fit it back in. Any help? #jock #cock #bwc

Porn addiction is winning

Let’s smoke while you suck my dick 😈

I don't care if you want/need a seat, that's not important. What is important is that this subway car is packed LIKE A CAN OF SARDINES. So, instead of standing in front of a seat and occupying twice the space, SIT THE FUCK DOWN. 🤬

This appearing on my feed on Father's Day is fantastically pornographic 😍🥵

I may not be a daddy, but I'm absolutely your pothead big bro. You can hang out with me today instead if ya want :)

Smoking *for* somebody is just the hottest thing ever, and I'm uncharacteristically switchy for it! You smoke cus I tell you to? 😍 You tell me to smoke? 😍 I just love potheads giving each other reasons to smoke 💚

I love it when I do something that makes my pp stiff 💖

Birthday Agenda: ✅ Wake n' Bake 🔜 Keep smoking til it's a Rise n' Roast ✅ Penis Porn 🔜 Pound a Truly 🔜 Take a stroll for Starbucks birthday treat 🔜 Make Mead 🔜 D&D

This is your Sunday reminder that it's completely ok to spend all day worshiping porn & pot 💚

Sometimes you are just so pent up and horny that you start turning into a donkey faun when you want to let off some steam...well, at least Donny does.

Look at him 😩 he’s begging to be sucked

Same bro 💚

STONUR PUMPIES!

Why am I at work on humpday instead of humping my hand? 😭

In need of a good long goon sesh bro ✊✊😵‍💫😈 up n down this big fat dick all night 🥵✊✊

The hottest porn will ALWAYS be my IRL stoner friends 😍 I'm the deffo most attracted to the dicks of guys I've smoked with 🥵

Your Honor, I'm just a pothead puppy 👉👈

Nothing beats the cozy hug of a fat bowl after a very annoying day 🍃

This is your annual pride month reminder that NOBODY has my consent to call me f-slur.

Listen, it's not MY fault that satyrs are just infinite lil generators of lust magic! And it's not MY fault that I love to gas up my bros with all that magic!

I love how much I love weed 💚 If you love to love weed as much as I love to love weed, I love you 😘

I think I need weed

Listen it's not MY fault that satyrs like to trigger our bros, it's just my love language ok? 😘🍃🥴🍆🤩🥰

Weed is the best way to start the day Get high, STAY high It's what your dong needs 💚

I'm such a dog. Call me a good boy. 🌿💨🐕 #stonerpup #humanpup #batorpup #batewiththeboys #Stoner #bator

Just getting started for the night 🥴 grease up your goonstick

🤌The physical act of smoking a bowl 😍 Send tweet

What do you call it when the Wake n' Bake lasts longer than 4hrs? "Rise n' Roast" 😍🍃🍖

On Sundays, we Worship Weed 🍃🛐🍆

The only right way to end a tolly-break is to relapse on stonerboner losersex with your best bro 🥴

My sexuality is Stoner 🍆 My pronouns are Weed/Him🍃 And I'm a fuckin ♂️BOY♂️ 📜The Stonersexual Creed📜 🥴1) Bros want to need weed; we choose Addiction 💞2) Bros who Bake together, Bate together; we choose Brotherhood 💚3) Bros Spread our Smoke; we choose Pride

27-day Tolerance Break just ended, fawwwwwwk it feels SOOOOO good to smoke again 😍 #Stonersexual

POV: Your roommate asks if you wanna wake and bake with him but his morning wood won’t go down

@aldersatyr.bsky.social and I worshipping penis. Hail Pan! #Satyr #Bator #SatyrBatyr

Sundays are for broskis & brewskis 🥵🍻🤝🍆🥴

exposing this stoner boner while masturbating and edging. 😈 🍆 🤚 📸 #kennjase | #bateworld | #batecommunity | #b8 | #batebud | #batebuddies | #batespread | #bator | #gaydick