True love is when my wife couldn't watch the panel so I litteraly spent the whole thing on Discord typing it out in as much words as I could for them.

Does anyone want me to write a IWTV Mean Girls au?

Really need to kiss Gabrielle amourously with tongue then maybe she can impregnate me with a blonde baby she'll refuse to pay child support for. Maybe Lestat will offer to pay it.

W/o downloading anything new -where are you at mentally?

God decided to punish me for jerking it to the gay vampires torturing each other by exploding a whole thing of sauce all over me. I did not learn my lesson.

Screaming, crying, throwing up at the fact that Gabrielle/a truly did love Lestat in the only way she could even if it wasn't the way Lestat needed to be loved. They tried their best even if it wasn't enough.

Anything else excited to actually meet Lestat de Lioncourt this third season. I believe the vampire we met the first two seasons was named Lestat du Pointe du Lac.

I am putting anyone who thinks Armand is evil in the scary goo jail for a thousand years to think about what they've done.

Graphic design is my passion times with our favorite blond boy

Made myself cry in an Uber just thinking about the paralels between Claudeline and Devil's Minion.

I may be a huge lesbian but if Assad Zaman is ever in need of a hole I couldn't deny him.

Anyone else thinks too much about how Armand has hair on his chest, but Lestat is clean-shaven which means he was shaven when Magnus took him or are you all normal?

Me telling my friend on Discord: "Sometimes you have to stop jacking off and read a book too." And the book was TVL.

I am in no way a good artist, but I thought I'd post this little fanart of young Daniel I drew. I have it on a shirt.

The Vampire Lestat, your shoulder to waist ratio is insane. I want to spread you on a cracker.

If you think Sam Reid had to work the hardest to prepare for his role in IWTV, please remember to play Old Maniel Eric Bogosian was asked to give birth to a whole LBF 37 years ago, so I think he wins.

Big yawn

Louis: "Anything else you want to say, buffon?" Santiago:

Anne is sick and twisted for writing Armand litteraly begging Lestat to love him and refusing to give him his blood if he didn't in TVL. This little forever teenage child who has never felt true love in his life and has no idea what it's like. I was counting the decades until Danny Molloy shows up.

I JUST FINISHED TVL AND LITTERALY I WANT TO SCREAM! ANNE RICE I AM KISSING YOU ON THE MOUTH! GIVING IT 5 STARS!

Had to read through this fucker yapping for 100 pages straight in TVL and the whole time I was just hoping a random steamroller would show up out of nowhere and flatten him.

I need to be sedated!!!

I have a real fear in my heart that when I actually get down on one knee and propose to my partner, it will be less special due to the sheer amount of times I've proposed to them already.

No stronger bond than the one between my lesbian ass and this twink I found in the dumpster. True friendship.

My girlfriend just pointed out to me that since I'm not allowed to donate blood due to a health issue, it would also not be advised to allow hot vampires to feed on me and now I am devastated.

Ship drama in the IWTV fandom is insane. They all suck and fuck and they're all terrible for each other. Just lie back and enjoy the ride.

My beautiful venomous insect son. He is three ten thousand years old and three inches tall. I am very proud of him.

My favorite Australians

A motherless A childless child mother

Sometimes I'm having a good day and then I remember Eric Bogosian, LBF and Jam are all being payed to make out with Assad Zaman and God really does have favorites.

Closer look (obsessed). #AssadZaman and #EricBogosian spotted walking in Toronto in costume (? not so sure) of #Armand and #DanielMolloy for #TheVampireLestat . Credits to x.com/glossc1s #zamasian #armandaniel #devilsminion #tvl #interviewwiththevampire #iwtv #iwtvamc #iwtvimmortalfamily #iwtvsky

AMC Armand look-alike contest to be held in my shower. Clothing optional. Followed by Movie Armand look-alike contest to be held in the dumpster behind the bakery.

Happy Sam Reid putting his whole Lestussy so hard into a line he was actually embarrassed day to all those who celebrate.

When will I ever be free from arguing with older straight women who claim the IWTV movie is better because the cast is hotter. I swear they gotta be kidding because I'd take our sweet Jacob over Brad Pitt any day.

This is your daily reminder that Lestat did not kill Paul. You may proceed.

Me talking to the tiny picture of François Truffaut in my wallet: "Oh, we're really in it now, François." #cinemastudent

He is sooooo sad. I've gotta eat him out.

Living for those three weeks of the year when it's cold enough to wear this hoodie that says "may God eliminate you" in portuguese

I love my wife I love my wife I love my wife Wife, I love you

Does anyone know the name of the IWTV intimacy coordinator. I have a few questions regarding some senior citizens.

Lestat’s womb really went copy-paste. His little clone.

Anyone else had the experience of tearfully coming out to a family member and having them basically respond with "Yeah, duh?"

I can't get over the fact that this wonderful show gave me the love of my life. It feels like a Gothic fairy tale. Thank you, Interview With The Vampire. Thank you, Anne Rice.

Sometimes, I just have to defend my blond boy.

My vampire lovers, do you guys think we'll get to see Benji, Sybelle, Viktor, and Rose in the series?

Sam Reid 🤝 Louis XIV: Lestat c'est moi

Absolutely perfect side profiles. Our fandom eats.

I'm sorry, but the age gaps in IWTV are so delicious. 100+ years Loustat age gap. 15 years Claudeline age gap. 400+ years Devil's Minion age gap. I'm only human. I swoon.

I will always be here to compliment Assad's acting because you could absolutely tell his Rashid didn't need the paycheck

I would like to pick his brain with tweezers and look at all his thoughts, then put it in a blender, turn it into a smoothie, and drink it with a straw.