OLD MAN YELLS AT CLOUD @fernalope.bsky.social [updated]

BEOP BOOP BOO BOOPS YOUR SNOOT NEW VIDEO youtu.be/9uQUz6yBzq4

His name is Derald and he is 43

"Whistleblower" claims Fernalope does not feed his community. Staggering evidence proves otherwise.

WHOLESOME: Fern loves his community

BREAKING NEWS: hi fern :D

Untrue. Fern is immortal and cannot die. The secret? Carrots.

Fern's favorite food is "a tie between sushi (...) or anything Mediterranean," the jackalope claims.