BREAKING NEWS: Mondo gets cancelled! I'll forever stand by this point though. You can't hate someone with these dance moves, right? *ducks oncoming gunfire* #vtuber #envtuber #britishvtuber

NEW VIDEO! It's Double Dragon time! Time for Mondo to enter the dangerous streets and get his girl back. Or avenge her death. He's a bit fuzzy on the details. #vtuber #envtuber youtu.be/LmTg81veA4g?...

NEW VIDEO! This one is for the British vtubers! I explain why the UK is the greatest place in the world. Watch me fail miserably. #vtuber #envtuber youtu.be/v79XJsR_Zi4?...

NEW VIDEO! This week I enter the squared circle in my maid outfit, play some 90's wrestling games and job out to everyone! Let's just forget that Wrestlemania week was last week and I buggered up the timing of this.🤣 #vtuber #envtuber youtu.be/B2mUwKBmsWc?...

Never give up on your dreams humans! There will be some hard times and some pain but keep them close to your heart and they’ll never ever die. I’m living proof. #vtuber #ENVtuber

IT’S TIME FOR THE WORST FIGHT IN HISTORY! In my new video I face my mortal nemesis… an old git called Warren (Power Moves). Take a deep breath as I slowly lose what little sanity I had. #vtuber #envtuber youtu.be/j3NLHwbxf_c?...

I was a little concerned about my new video at first. I thought spending over half an hour on just one stage might be a bit much. Then I watched the video & seeing my sanity slowly slip away and becoming a hollow shell is a lot of fun.🤣 #vtuber #envtuber

Anger, rage, suffering, despair… some very strong emotions indeed. In my next video I’ll be expressing all of them in a healthy way (maybe) in order to fulfil my destiny… to beat up an old git. Follow your dreams. #vtuber #envtuber

Yeah, I know. It totally says I’m husbando material & god’s gift, right? … right? #vtuber #envtuber

I may not be a fan of Pit Fighter on SNES (mind you, who is?)… But at least I look sexy in a maid outfit.😘 #vtuber #envtuber youtube.com/shorts/evy7U...

Want to give me your soul? Come on, just a nibble. I don’t bite. Too hard. 😘 #vtuber

Since starting content creation this year I’ve been having lots of fun. Just don’t ask me to rap… 😱 youtube.com/shorts/Y04sw...

NEW VIDEO! This time I play one of my fave SNES games, Super Aleste / Space Megaforce. Watch as I goon over Mode 7 & battle valiantly against alien bastards to get my chippy dinner back. #vtuber #envtuber youtu.be/24TN3yeoT3I?...

NEW VIDEO! This time I play one of my fave SNES games, Super Aleste / Space Megaforce. Watch as I goon over Mode 7 & battle valiantly against alien bastards to get my chippy dinner back. #vtuber #envtuber youtu.be/24TN3yeoT3I?...

Yay! I figured out my password!😈 Time to celebrate by pulling off some sick moves before breaking every bone in my body!

Well, I failed two minutes after waking up. Do I get a prize? #Vtuber #EnVtuber #NoNutNovember

Can someone please empty this before I drown? Why does it taste like the milk my friends use to make me in college?😋 #Vtuber #EnVtuber

You deserve happiness, no matter how small your penis is. KEEP ROCKING!🤘🏼😈🤘🏼 #Vtuber #EnVtuber

Girls always ask me if it hurt when I fell from heaven. Because it looks like I landed on my face.☹️ #Vtuber #EnVuber

Was given an Xbox360 for free yesterday, so now I can play my import copy of Mushihimasama Futari & cry at being killed every 5 seconds. Seriously, STOP SHOOTING AT ME! I’LL TELL MY MUM ON YOU!😭😭😭 #Vtuber #EnVtuber

With Halloween approaching I’ve decided to get out of my normal clothes & slip on something that would give Art the clown a heart attack. *shudders* truly terrifying!🎃 #Vtuber #EnVtuber

Was given an Xbox360 for free yesterday, so now I can play my import copy of Mushihimasama Futari & cry at being killed every 5 seconds. Seriously, STOP SHOOTING AT ME! I’LL TELL MY MUM ON YOU!😭😭😭 #Vtuber #EnVtuber

Damn I look sexy in hi def!😈 #Vtuber #EnVtuber

Feed me treats, rub my belly & give me head pats and I promise I'll SPILL THE BLOOD OF YOUR ENEMIES & DRAG THEIR SOULS TO ETERNAL DAMNATION! 😈 I like skittles. #ENVtubers #Vtuber

My local council has gone too far! They are now saying I have to get rid of my extension because I didn’t have planning permission! I don’t see what it has to do with them. It’s my penis!👿 #vtuber #ENVtuber

Feed me treats, rub my belly & give me head pats and I promise I'll SPILL THE BLOOD OF YOUR ENEMIES & DRAG THEIR SOULS TO ETERNAL DAMNATION! 😈 I like skittles. #ENVtubers #Vtuber

Oh crap!😨 #Vtuber #EnVtuber

My local council has gone too far! They are now saying I have to get rid of my extension because I didn’t have planning permission! I don’t see what it has to do with them. It’s my penis!👿 #vtuber #ENVtuber

I tried reading a book today. Sadly I gave up half way through. I found the plot a little too complicated and the dialogue too complex for my poor brain. I should have picked something simpler than “The Very Hungry Caterpillar”.😭 #Vtuber #EnVtuber

Who’s your daddy? Not me. Bugger off.😋 #Vtuber

If you see this, post something pink. I’ll be honest… when I saw “pink” I nearly posted something that would have banned me.😉

DISCLAIMER: Do not copy the actions of this Vtuber. He’s a twat.

Blenders love teabagging. My balls, however, didn’t…😵 #Vtuber #EnVtuber

“Play Mortal Kombat” they said. “It will be fun” they said. LYING BASTARDS!👿 #Vtuber #EnVtuber

I can’t decide if a shovel or a pitchfork is the best tool for this job. It drives my family mad. They say I should use toilet paper like everybody else. #Vtuber #EnVtuber

I just remembered that this song exists so you should all suffer too. “We come in peace, shoot to kill, shoot to kill, shoot to kill”😆 youtu.be/FCARADb9asE?...

My sex life in a nutshell… 😭

When the thing you are watching on your phone accidentally goes on the TV and the entire family sees what “cultured” anime you’re watching.😵😵😵

Time to go to work… seriously there’s not enough caffeine in this world this morning… urgh!👿😵

Things Mondo loves: -Vtubers -Horror movies/games -Rock, punk, metal & grindcore -Anime, especially the “cultured” kind😉 - “souls” games -Monster girls😍 -Beer & Cider -Pizza. ALL THE PIZZA! - The Weird & Wonderful of this world😈

Ever thought of getting up in the early hours of the morning to just have a long run for miles, to the point where you are a sweaty mess? Yeah, me neither. #Vtuber

Wanna play with my balls? #Vtuber

I’m alive! Yeah. That’s the last time I was invited to a funeral. #vtuber