Turns out there’s historical precedent for federal police using the framing of “safety” to justify extrajudicial violence.

This is so unbelievably rad, Norm. I can’t even handle it. You are excellent at what you do! Everybody, check out Norm’s piece!

Have we considered that this died horseshit might be straight from the pro wrestling playbook? No I don’t know why. Why is not the point. It’s all insane.

HAHA = Ha America Ha Again

Today’s green juice was the most perfectly balanced I’ve made in a year of making juice at home.

Cookin something good for the Sandwich TikTok

Pharmaceuticals used to be like Belfutinol or Kurnastipam but now pharmaceuticals are like Rizdropzi or Fezbrin.

EFF MUMP so iconic it deserves a tasteful serif

Film nerd protest I can fuck with

EAT SHIT BOZO! Goddamn he sucks

To engage on Twitter is to sever yourself from moral awareness, and get your ass refining macro data.

Made this with @sethworley.bsky.social and my team at Sandwich. www.youtube.com/watch?v=4UKM...

It just feels good to be validated for the work we’re doing with Theater over at Sandwich Vision. youtu.be/T5W7-_yk5XQ?...

Today was my birthday so I treated myself to one of these every day for the rest of my life

My dad is a legend

One of the worst things Elon Musk does (among all the other terrible stuff) is he forms the letter m with his top teeth against his bottom lip instead of putting his lips together. This is called a labiodental nasal m and I hate it for him.

Amazon rep used to work at Lumon

Once you see it, you never don’t see it

My hell is staring at Slack while someone’s “is typing” goes on and off while they figure out how to respond to the probably dumb thing I just said.

Pssst. This was always an embarrassing, shitty logo. Now it also has a terrible meaning.

Important work happening on Instagram

www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv... This may work as a gift link.

If you can get past the paywall, read this. No reason. www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv...

This energy

I can’t believe the Grammy for best song of the year finally went to Happy Birthday.

I’d pay extra for an Apple News subscription that guarantees when I open the app, Trump is not in the first 10 headlines.

One of my favorite things from the Kamala campaign was I saw her crack an egg with one hand and I thought “that's cool, I want to do that” so I learned from YouTube and can do it now. But any chef friends got tips on one-hand egg break without getting egg on your fingers? Would be cooler that way.

I feel like I’m severed between season 1 and season 2 because I still have no idea what the fuck is happening on this show.

I want to see every act of bravery on here. Bishop Budde’s sermon. Rep. Sherman scolding Trump for his threat to withhold fire aide for political gain. Please share with me here one act of bravery for every one of Trump’s acts of stochastic terrorism.

What a thing to be leaving a country who punishes its leader for acting illegally and returning to one who rewards theirs with unlimited power.

Yeah it’s not just the salute, it’s the mouth, the facial contortion in anger. Sorry, guys. This is a bad man with the worst intentions.

Fuck this timeline.

I want to know what Priscilla thinks of all this throwing of women under the bus.

We have each other

I rewatched Barbie and realized that Zuck and all the bad men in tech are Ken when he gets to the real world and gets all wet for Stallone in a fur coat on a horse. They don’t know that part is a joke. That’s their level of sophistication. It’s Ken-level. Fuckin idiots.

It’s nice that we had plenty of masks left over from the global pandemic to prepare us for the catastrophic urban firestorm is not a sentence I thought I’d be writing, but I can’t say I’m surprised.

Asiana Airlines has a customer service AI called Aaron and I find his honesty refreshing.

NOT OK

Here’s a take: I abhor autoreply emails. Find them personally offensive. It’s like holding up your finger when someone talks to you to say “not right now”. It’ll be fine if you don’t autoreply and respond later when you can. Almost everyone sucks at email and you won’t be judged.

Proudly launching Theater 2.0 today. Brand new theaters, lots of content, a Planetarium, Plex Media Server, new design and this launch video I made for zero dollars. Install it today on your Apple Vision Pro and escape this cruel world to an oasis of pure cinema enjoyment.

There are only two or three times in a guy’s life he gets to enjoy this special feeling, so when it happens, a guy cherishes it.

I’m so intrigued and it will be exciting to see this implemented. It might be horrible, it might not be horrible. Not sure anyone having big feelings know any details of how it’ll work. But it will be provocative, that’s for sure. www.cnn.com/2024/12/05/m...

Here's my theory of everything: people are nicer to each other when they feel safe. Help them feel safe and they'll be nicer. I don't think there's anyone this doesn't apply to. And I'm talking first-order safety, not safe from intruders kind of thing. People feeling loved not hated means safety.

Sometimes I need AI to help me think through a good but wordy piece. Here's the piece (Why Did Silicon Valley Turn Right): www.programmablemutter.com/p/why-did-si... Here's the thinking through: chatgpt.com/share/675102... And it seems to come down to intention and shame. Again.

The sun out here making logos in Aldus Pagemaker in 1994

It stings to wonder how so many people can support a leader knowing all of the horrible things he’s done. Like cheating, lying, sexual predation, bullying, stoking violence… Until you remember how many people do bad those things regularly. Then it’s like “oh yeah, he’s like me.” No more shame.

I feel like Bluesky is going to hate this. Why do I do this to myself. usemywords.game youtu.be/rLiKMXUIA8M

Uh oh I’m beginning to hate this place.

RIP Nlora