I have a tummy ache will someone bring me saltines and ginger ale pls

Has anyone here ever heard of The Office?

I feel like I should just go back to tumblr

One thing about me is I’m gonna be sleepy

I don’t want Halloween to be over bc I don’t want to look at the holiday season without her in it. I feel like used to do the holidays just to make her happy now there’s this big hole in the calendar that I just want to get past

Can’t believe I used to work 9-5 legitimately how the fuck did I make it through 12-3 without passing out. My prime work hours are 6pm-11pm and 6am-10am NOON IS FOR NAPS

My favorite tiktok trend rn are all the cunty fan cams of the conjuring movies i have to watch all of them

My cat keeps crawling into the inside of the couch and eating pieces of the inside of the couch and then throwing up pieces of the inside of the couch please I’m begging you stop going inside of the couch

I would have robbed the louve with them if they had invited me.

WHY ARENT FLAMENCO OR YAYA ON MY COWBOY CARTER ALBUM EVERYONE DROP WHAT YOU ARE DOING THIS IS AN EMERGENCY

You guys are not allowed to start big brother drama off season i already switched my name back to Normal Again #bb27

Should I start watching survivor or like what’s the vibe rn

Chicago

I want to make a sandwich but if I do my cat will wake up and beg for a piece of turkey and I just don’t want to deal with that rn 😭 (I will always give her a piece of turkey don’t worry you guys)

What am I supposed to use this platform for now?

Logging in and finding out Ashley is even more iconic when she’s online. Pls join Bluesky, queen! #bb27

Fr tho Ashley saved big brother #bb27

The house wanted her evicted WEEK ONE! & She saved her OWN life winning that veto.. To week 12- Winning part TWO AND THREE IN AN UPSET & takking HERSELF TO FINAL 2! Ashley Hollis has breathed new life to the social game! CONGRATULATIONS TO THE WINNER OF #BB27!!!

In a season where they wanted comp wins to take over, strategy won. Social game won. Ashley won. Despite everything set up against her, she fucking won and I’m so PROUD 😭 #bb27

ASHLEY QUEEN OF BIG BROTHER!!!! #bb27

so proud of her #bb27

BRING ZINGBOT BACK, MAKE HIM APOLOGIZE TO ASHLEY #bb27

ASHLEY I ALWAYS BELIEVED IN YOU!!!! #bb27

ASHLEY ASHLEY ASHLEY!!! #bb27

#BB27 Ashley won Part 2 of the HOH comp! She and Morgan will battle in Part 3 live on Sunday.

is there still a shot for cam and his dawgs at the crib to win? #bb27 #bbsky

they wouldn't want us to fight !!! #bb27

Ewww I hate that portrait of the mastermind!!!! #bb27

So was there no mystery aspect to the house this year? Everyone was searching around for nothing? #bb27

Sweeties, that wasn’t a pressure cooker comp! #bb27

Guess who is Ava’s #1 now 😎😎😎 #bb27

I love when a celebrity comes out as a Big Brother super fan #bb27

Congratulations to Big Brother 27 winner Ashley #bb27

Every person left in this game has a direct reason to want Vince out #bb27

A SPLIT VOTE! #bb27

I literally never even imagined a “lauren wins BBBB” scenario #bb27

Happy Double Eviction to those who celebrate #bb27

You guys I went to the movies last night so I missed all the Zingbot stuff until I got home omg what is this skit with the Mastermind???? #bb27

Lauren on Thursday if she doesn't win the BBBB #bb27

Vinny is a friend to none #bb27

GUESS WHOS NOT ON THE BLOCK AGAIN 🥰🥰🥰 #bb27

I hope they get Vince out in double eviction #bb27

Vinny made too many fake alliances throughout the game so no matter what he does people will be angry at him 😇 #bb27

You guys i actually had a nightmare last night that Vince won HOH and when I woke up this morning I went on bluesky right away to find out who actually won so I’m GENUINELY living my nightmare right now #bb27

Why does my cat always smell like PRETZELS 😩

Keanu loves Rachel like the Joker loves Batman #bb27

I should be at a Lady Gaga concert. ME! I SHOULD BE THERE!

Ava legitimately didn’t care about what happened once she got safety like even if she didn’t pick Rachel she wasn’t thinking about any sort of fallout like this #bb27

This comp makes me want to throw up #bb27

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪 #bb27