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// Fatass. 😭😭

...... I- Oh nooo guys... Maaaaybe… I forgot to color one of the drawings on my bedroom wall. 𝙈𝙖𝙮𝙗𝙚 I’ll spend the 𝙬𝙝𝙤𝙡𝙚 𝙢𝙤𝙧𝙣𝙞𝙣𝙜 fixing it!

. . . . Okay. So I didn't flush it down the toilet.

I don’t know where I went wrong! Actually, I never make mistakes— 𝙄𝙁 I did, it was while trying to get it right! So, I’m still right, and I’ll never regret a thing! ✋🏻 ᵀʰᵃⁿᵏ ᵍᵒᵒᵈⁿᵉˢˢ ᵀᵃᵐˢʸ ⁱˢⁿ'ᵗ ʰᵉʳᵉ, ᴵ ⁿᵉᵉᵈ ᵗᵒ ᶠⁱⁿᵈ ᵃ ʷᵃʸ ᵗᵒ ⁿᵒᵗ ᵇᵉ ᵃ ᶜᵃᵗᵃˢᵗʳᵒᵖʰⁱᶜ ᵈⁱˢᵃᵖᵖᵒⁱⁿᵗᵐᵉⁿᵗ ᵗᵒ ʰⁱᵐ

Rubbing alcohol and alcoholic drinks AREN'T THE SAME THING— (LOUD FRUSTRATED SIGH) IS THAT WHY YOU SAID ALCOHOL COMA??

Finch is my 13th reason.

Am I cooked?

Because— . . . Did you just say alcohol and rubbing alcohol are the same thing—?

. . . . JUST— I— no. Maybe- JUST TELL ME WHY would it be a bad idea ?

“ What's the difference between this alcohol and rubbing alcohol anyway? They're basically the same thing... And— Why? ... ”

Did you actually pour it down the toilet?

Maybe..

Yes You WAS.

I know!!!! My name is soooooo cool to say out loud, but I think you're overreacting!! ✋🏻🙄

I'm not mean, I saved someone from an alcoholic coma. 𝘛𝘢𝘭𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘪𝘯𝘷𝘪𝘴𝘪𝘣𝘭𝘦 𝘤𝘢𝘮.

Whaaaat?! I can’t hear you over the glorious roar of the toilet FLUSH!!

𝘈𝘤𝘤𝘦𝘱𝘵𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘩𝘦𝘭𝘱, 𝘵𝘢𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘡𝘢𝘯𝘬𝘢'𝘴 𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘸𝘦𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘱𝘶𝘭𝘭 𝘩𝘪𝘮𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘧 𝘶𝘱. 𝘉𝘶𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘦𝘦𝘵𝘴 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘦𝘺𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘴𝘮𝘪𝘳𝘬𝘴, 𝘢 𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘮𝘪𝘴𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘦𝘧 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘶𝘳𝘷𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘭𝘪𝘱𝘴. “ Um. ... Nah… Now that my embrace is no longer a threat, I don’t want to hold you. (↓)

← A very funny fact is that his jinki almost became a trash beast in the past but he will always avoid any questions about it. 🫵🏻🙂‍↕️✨

I lied I don't have a spoon.

𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘯... 𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘭𝘬𝘴 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘢𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘰𝘰𝘮𝘴 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘰𝘸𝘭. 𝘏𝘦 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘧𝘭𝘶𝘴𝘩 𝘪𝘵 𝘥𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘵𝘰𝘪𝘭𝘦𝘵 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘱𝘶𝘳𝘦 𝘳𝘢𝘨𝘦𝘣𝘢𝘪𝘵. 𝘎𝘰𝘰𝘥𝘣𝘺𝘦, 𝘢𝘭𝘤𝘰𝘩𝘰𝘭. . . . 𝘛𝘰𝘪𝘭𝘦𝘵 𝘧𝘭𝘶𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘴𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘴.

NO YOU'RE NOT. Definitely and honestly not, sorry for saying this at such a random time. But anyway. YOU ARE THE FREAK ONE.

Tyler.

... Pfft— ᴺᵒᵗ ᵗʰᵉ ᵒˡᵈ ᵐᵃⁿ ʸᵃᵒⁱ ᵈʳᵃᵐᵃ Who SAID THAT?!

How. Dare. You. YOU are! 🫵🏻💥

/ / And the crowd... Disappeared?

𝘏𝘦 𝘣𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘭𝘺 𝘩𝘢𝘥 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘮𝘪𝘴𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘦𝘷𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘴𝘮𝘪𝘭𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘧𝘢𝘥𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘳𝘢𝘴𝘩𝘦𝘥 𝘧𝘢𝘤𝘦-𝘧𝘪𝘳𝘴𝘵 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘡𝘢𝘯𝘬𝘢’𝘴 𝘣𝘢𝘤𝘬 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘧𝘦𝘭𝘭 𝘣𝘢𝘤𝘬𝘸𝘢𝘳𝘥. OUTch— ‼️ got it, got it... Personal space. I will respect that- From here. 𝘏𝘰𝘭𝘥𝘴 𝘶𝘱 𝘢 𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘢 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘢𝘴 𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘪𝘵𝘴 𝘥𝘰𝘸𝘯, 𝘳𝘶𝘣𝘣𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘯𝘰𝘴𝘦.

/ / The scar one.... I swear

3. He has a scar on his butt when he used Umbreaker to scratch his ass.

HELL YEAH ‼️✨ No evidence? Then case dismissed!! 🧑🏻‍⚖️!!

. . . It's okay, Enjin my dude... We don't need to fight over something so silly. 𝘚𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘴. 𝘊𝘢𝘴𝘶𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘬𝘴 𝘶𝘱 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘰𝘸𝘭 𝘢𝘴 𝘪𝘧 𝘪𝘵 𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘦𝘹𝘵𝘳𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘭𝘺 𝘯𝘢𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘢𝘭 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘴𝘶𝘥𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘭𝘺 𝘳𝘶𝘯𝘴.

And I am the freak one I see...

Did you see that August?! GRIS IS BLAMING U S for NO reason 💔 The betrayal.... ”

⠀ ⠀ ᅟᅟ WHUH ׅ ⎖𖤠 NOW GRIS、 GRANNY ALICE ALWAYS USED TO SAY IT’S NOT NICE TO SHIFT THE BLAME ON OTHERS—- 😧‼️ ⠀

I'm okaaaay It's okay ಥ⁠╭⁠╮⁠ಥ) The lion is very okay ! The lion never cries! The lion is BRAVE!! [ 💪🏻 ] 𝘏𝘦 𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘦𝘵𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘴 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘣𝘰𝘵𝘩 𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘴, 𝘱𝘢𝘭𝘮𝘴 𝘶𝘱, 𝘮𝘪𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢 𝘩𝘢𝘪𝘳 𝘵𝘪𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘢 𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬.

⠀ ⠀ ᅟᅟ NO PROBLEM、BROSE—- oh wait- you alright ׅ 𖤠𖤠 😦⁉️ *he’d drop his dramatic flair to his tone as he seems genuinely confused- concerned even! ⠀

ᴬⁿᵈ ⁿᵒ ᵒⁿᵉ ᵇᵃⁿⁿᵉᵈ ᵐᵉ ᶠʳᵒᵐ ᵗʰᵉ ᵏⁱᵗᶜʰᵉⁿ, ᴵ ʷⁱˡˡ ⁿᵉᵛᵉʳ ᵇᵉ ᵇᵃⁿⁿᵉᵈ ᶠʳᵒᵐ ᵗʰᵉ ᵏⁱᵗᶜʰᵉⁿ 𝘎𝘳𝘶𝘮𝘣𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘎𝘳𝘶𝘮𝘣𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘎𝘳𝘶𝘮𝘣𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨...

Eh— ? I would never spread lies....

⠀ ⠀ ᅟᅟ f a t c h a n c e ׅ 💢💢 this is obviously something August or Finch made up to get back at me for banning them from the kitchen ׅ ⠀

/ / There IS a reason, but I'm too lazy to write the lore, so I'll leave it to reveal while roleplaying! mwehehehhehehe

Okay Thank you soooo much (⁠〒⁠﹏⁠〒⁠) You're so nice to me... ✨🌸 𝘓𝘪𝘱 𝘵𝘳𝘦𝘮𝘣𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘦𝘺𝘦𝘴 𝘧𝘶𝘭𝘭 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘴, 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘯𝘰 𝘥𝘦𝘦𝘱 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘰𝘯 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘢𝘥 𝘷𝘪𝘣𝘦 𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘴𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘪𝘳.

YES!

you do??? (⁠っ⁠˘̩⁠╭⁠╮⁠˘̩⁠)⁠っ Can I borrow one until I go buy a new one? I wanna go downtown today... get some stuff for myself... I promise I’ll give it back..

⠀ ⠀ ᅟᅟ OOHHH- WELL WHY DIDN’T YA SAY SOMETHIIIING—- ׅ 𖤠𖤠 I GOT PLENTY OF HAIR TIES ON ME ׅ ⎖ 😆✨ ⠀

. . . You said you'd rather be bitten by someone else as if being bitten were a nice thing- IT'S A THREAT, ENJIN

Enemies dni

August... My hair tie... Just brooooooooke (⁠´⁠;⁠︵⁠;⁠`⁠)

I will.