I have this feeling that the “It was just a joke” politicians may regret what they’ve unleashed.

So this 'summoning of generals' was to justify blowing up boats outside of Venezuela, right?

Are we talking about the same James Comey that sent a letter to Congress two weeks before the 2016 election, an event could have shifted us into this timeline? Huh. Anyway, Hades 2 comes out tomorrow.

Anyone reached out to Brendan Carr yet?

For the chryon I'm reading on cable news about 'experts fear an increase in political violence', I gotta ask... WHERE YA BEEN?

How can we tell if RFK Jr. is getting grilled if his face is already a golden brown? Should we be looking for scorch marks?

Look, I know it's all a part of the trolling campaign, but I'm really hoping that 'Thank you for your attention to this matter' is seriously looked into like 'Russia, if you're listening...' He doesn't sign every 'troth/truth' with it, and I don't recall him doing it in his first admin.

It's too much to ask for the timeline where Zelenskyy says 'I gained two cards to play since the last time I was here President Trump. This folder has proof of the pee tape. This folder has the Epstein Files.', isn't it.

At least they didn’t take it as far as they could… “The Rachel MadNOW Show” #msnow

Have they talked with each other for two minutes yet? We need to know what's going on with this war.

Be careful out there folks, there's apparently armor-piercing hoagies down in D.C.

You know, it wasn't until this morning that I discovered that 'Big Balls' was accosted by two 15-year olds in the attempted carjacking (that was stopped by the DC Police), and I feel like this extra bit of information should be of note when describing the takeover/Purge happening.

I'm sure it's just a coincidence that I had the mindset to watch The First Purge this weekend... even with current events happening today.

You think he'd be for windmills if he knew the ones in the ocean were generating electricity that could kill the sharks? Eh, let's throw some stairs on those windmills, get another one of his phobias/dislikes in there.

This idiot… what is he saying about these tariffs now, with these numbers that seem to be made up?

So... is the administration going to sue the Wall Street Journal a second time with this new story?

I'm starting to think that 'thank you for your attention to this matter' is some sort of trigger for AI bots on some other media site. I wonder if anyone's looked into the number of replies or retweets or likes to those "truths"...

If someone could tell me the difference between what Sean "Diddy" Combs did and what Matt Gaetz did, that would be lovely.

You may be surprised that China was one of the countries who signed the original Iran deal that Trump scuttled, so why would they help when it comes to keeping the Strait of Hormuz open? Particularly when Trump's also trying to snap tariffs on then?

I tried. I really tried to watch this Pentagon Briefing. I’m now muting the TV and waiting for someone serious to talk.

I love Nintendo, and I'm still wondering if I'd shell out $500 for the Switch 2 if one became available (at a non-WalMart store). Why in the world would I consider buying a Trump Phone for the same price?

Some thoughts about the military parade in my hometown of Washington DC today -- specifically, the route. Military parades in DC are quite rare. But when they happen, they have always begun, symbolically and geographically, at the Capitol and moved outward. 1/

It seems that Secretary Noem doesn't know what a 'lunge' is. Do you think that Corey Lewandowski will let MTG's personal trainer give the secretary a tip?

NEW: U.S. agents suspected Trump ally Bukele and some in his inner circle of diverting USAID funds to MS-13 leaders. Agents sought to review any U.S. bank accounts held by 15 Salvadoran political figures including Bukele, other senior officials and their relatives. @propublica.org

As someone with 40K unread emails, I really hope that any future elections are not decided by my inbox... #effsubstack

Wait. The bill Mike Johnson is trying to get passed is ACTUALLY called 'The One Big Beautiful Bill Act'? This is the dumbest timeline.

If he’s forgotten the oath he swore during his inauguration, I think EVERYONE needs to question his mental faculties.

Does the whole administration think they can't be sued for slander? It seems like there's a major case for Mr. Abrego Garcia and his lawyers should he ever get back to the U.S.

Hey @miadi.bsky.social, you catch this? =D

Soooo... now that the #trumptariffstax will do serious damage to Chinese sellers on Amazon, what mall stores will be making a comeback?

Liberation from your 401k

For those of my Swattie friends who may not have seen the Facebook post: actionnetwork.org/petitions/de...

The Felon-In-Chief has his State of the Union on Tuesday, and I'm wondering if decent members of Congress should boycott, or should make a statement.

What do you mean, they're replacing the Joint Chiefs Chairman with a chicken fingers chain? #stupidesttimeline

Not a government employee, but if I had to reply to OPM, I would reply with lyrics from Sting: Monday - Decided to wait until tomorrow Tuesday - Made up my mind Wednesday - Thought today would be fine Thursday - Had something on my mind Friday - Gave myself time Of course, I'd forget to send it.

Maybe... just maybe... you should have a higher approval rating the first month after you've been re-elected than the foreign leader you're calling on to have an election... WHILE AT WAR. #felon-in-chief #putinpuppet

Hypothetical question here: Do you think that the Felon-in-Chief knows the names of three minerals that he wants to extract from Ukraine in exchange for ending the war there?

NBC News confirms: An IRS employee affiliated with Elon Musk's DOGE has accessed an IRS system that holds sensitive taxpayer information. @msnbc.com

Apparently, I'm going to need to request that this guy has a cognitive test EVERY DAY until he's removed from office.

Including the Chiefs in the Super Bowl! #flyeaglesfly

HAPPY BIRTHDAY COOPER DEJEAN! #flyeaglesfly

Hey, does anyone know if JP-JD Mandel had any comments about Neera Tanden? You know, if Phoney Stark's intern's social media posts shouldn't be held against him, no matter how racist they are. Oh, and could someone check on JP-JD Mandel's wife? I'm worried about her.

So, if I can buy a 12 pack of condoms on Amazon for $8 bucks, and I have $50 million, carry the 1... that's 6.25 million packs that's allegedly being sent to the Taliban according to the Felon-In-Chief. I mean, the Internet says that the Taliban banned birth control in 2023 though?

He can't build a wall on OUR border, and he thinks he can go and rebuild Gaza? THIS MAN NEEDS A COGNITIVE TEST! #feloninchief

Does Kristi Noem's Hat have a social media account yet? #cosplaysecretary

Has he signed an executive order blaming DEI for his first two failed marriages yet? #trumpisunfit

I swear, next thing you know, he's going to say 'The helicopter should have put in the Konami Code, and then there would be 30 extra lives instead of over 60 lost' #trumpisunfit #upupdowndownleftrightleftrightbastart

Let the Commanders score. The world needs a Scorigami this week. #eaglesvscommanders

If I recall my calculus, if you continue to get a penalty half the distance to the goal line, you will never get to the goal line. #eaglesvscommanders

One of these days, this place will have more people commenting using hashtags to make things trend. That way, people don't have to listen to Tom Brady. #Eagles