“friend of nancy drew” was a crossword clue tonight that activated my neurons

i don't even look at the regular bluesky feed outside of this list, like... is that a real place??? i don't need to know about it if it is.

my tamagotchi fucking died.

just got the cutest cards ever i could CRY!!

uterus doorbell

just left work because i had a panic attack!! feeling like a freak loser!!!!!

help hobonichi restocking in 2 hours do i get the A5 or A6 🧐

on day 5 of my tension headache. why must i suffer this way.

sam levinson needs to go to prison

happy mother’s day to all of your beautiful mothers, those of you who ARE beautiful mothers, and especially to those of you who might be struggling with this holiday. sending so so much love 💐💕

u know what i’m gonna say it. i have TWO favorite colors. grab my bib.

this is who runs this account

discord is down and i didn’t realize this until i kept trying to send my friends a picture of my pizza like 25 times so let’s see if they all send at once

tried to play curse of monkey island and got SO. overwhelmed. i tried i really did.

never buying always pads again because why do they literally reek of chemicals when i open them…… i’m scared!!!

tried tubing mascara for the first time today and i finally don’t have a plethora of black shit under my eye after my shower. i feel so free

hi baddies with health ocd, here's ur reminder that experts are saying hantavirus has a low chance of becoming a pandemic, does not spread easily between people, and they get on top of things quickly and carefully after covid!! yes the administration sucks rn but there are people who care about us!!

currently experiencing a concoction of period cramps and poop cramps at the same time while having to stand and film all day at work. free me from this prison

why does sitting in my hot car and letting my skin cook like a rotisserie chicken before i turn it on feel so good

dare i say she’s perfect

she gets it

is it normal to rinse and wipe the spatula in between every scramble when ur making scrambled eggs or do i just have issues

realized how hard it is for me to sleep without being drowned by the heaviness of 10 blankets when i had to sleep with a singular fitted sheet and blanket last night because i forgot my sheets were in the wash until 2am

i COOKED

i would commit crimes for the moomin hobonichi cover

convinced myself someone poisoned my salmon but i ate it anyway...... hashtag exposure therapy

hachi and nana got married we fucking WON

just played tomodachi life in one position for like 7 hours

will be clawing at the bars of my enclosure until this arrives

save me coke zero

just had a jalapeño everything bagel with jalapeño cheddar cream cheese. AND it was free. life is worth living.

unfolding as planned

sam levinson is very obviously trying to be like quentin tarantino and it’s…… really something

just saw someone wearing a fjallraven backpack and got flashbacks

where’s my michelin star

playing curse of blackmoor manor after work is like a second fucking job bitch i’m so confused right now

LETS GO LESBIANS LETS GO

i could literally cry i made ponyo and she’s drawing herself in the sand 😭😭😭

ok i HAVE to ask for a raise TODAY like within the next 10 minutes and if i don't put it in writing i'm not gonna do it so i am putting it here i am going to poop myself

seeng how much fun everyone is having in tomodachi life but i just had to pay $2k in taxes so i must restrain myself

i would die for mosslax

drinking red wine. eating penne vodka. playing tomb of the lost queen. taking notes in my checklist notebook that i won in a giveaway. what a saturday night.

foaming at the mouth

66° and sunny but if i dare go outside to enjoy the weather i will be cursed with 7 thousand sneezes wasps flying in my face & itchy eyes

“say goodnight nancy”

just finished last train to blue moon canyon. gonna miss my diva fatima

some pics from the animal crossing aquarium!! more in the replies, it was soo cutie ‧₊˚𓆑 ࣪