happy new year 2026 !

the michelin mans poop truck

i <3 my new dining room

after about a week at my new place i finally got the string lights and lamp up in my room so i dont have to use the hospital lighting in there

happy thanksgiving im currently trying to pack all my wall decor into 1 grocery bag

watched a paper cube with photos of someones cat get run over by a passing train and it made me really sad

first snow of the year in nyc!!

i feel like im set back to square one weekly in one or more aspects of my life and its so draining. its like im running on a treadmill

if you live in NYC please don't forget to VOTE TODAY!!! All the crybaby billionaires are teaming up to try and stop Zohran and now's our time to tell them to shut the eff up

happy halloween yall !!carve a pumpkin or something

ok so this will be in december now, and ive got a really nice 3 bed apartment being held for me in south side. im still on the hunt for roommates but im on a real time crunch now. please reach out to me if interested

my facebook marketplace is a gold mine of fascinating garbage

photo i took in an alleyway last year that i really love

i dug up this rabbit dude i drew a couple years ago for while learning a program i had to use for a college course lmao

heyy im trying to move to pittsburgh in about 4 months(feb) and im looking for possible roommates a bit early (preferably 2) i know i wont get like any reach here lol but if anyone sees this and is interested feel free to shoot me a dm and we could talk whenever i see it : )

my birthday is in less than 3 weeks someone get me my spongebob balloon and patrick star vanilla sheetcake (sandy and plankton party hats provided)

heyy im trying to move to pittsburgh in about 4 months(feb) and im looking for possible roommates a bit early (preferably 2) i know i wont get like any reach here lol but if anyone sees this and is interested feel free to shoot me a dm and we could talk whenever i see it : )

the little plastic skeleton on my wall has no arms how will he play his own ribcage like a xylophone

who up singing and playing baby games on their computer

being broke is possibly one of the most miserable and isolating experiences ever im so tired of this shit

empire city gourmet deli fungus party but noone came

2 dollar donut holes backfired 15 minutes after eating

i cant wait for the day i get to tell my waiter theres a fly in my soup

i hate orange juice why was it the only thing i drank today

i curse thee with hiccupping and burping simultaneously

i love it when the lights go out on one end of the car like this

if text had the same versatility as speech i would be soo funny

i heard a kid laugh outside my window and it sounded just like spongebob

get yourself a fake flower with dye so potent it turns its water green in the span of 5 weeks

the decrepit cow head above the dairy section at trade fair really speaks to me. i love this thing dearly

sat you forgot your shoelace come back bro

ive got the apartment to myself for a few days watch me break everything

bunny

go check out my friends webcomic if u haven't already please its so good

JARS CH. 1 NOW AVAILABLE ON jarsjarsjars.com

mop pads and meat mop mads and meat

our house is being haunted by the farting phantom today

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE GO SUPPORT MY FRIEND HES MOVING SOON AND HES STINKING UP THE WHOLE HOUSE WITH HIS FARTS I NEED HIM OUT EW EW EWW (ily man<3) (look at these awesome drawings he did of my guy)

wednesdays haul (2 days late)

hank mail