There's a strangely freeing power you hold when you look at a task, inhale deeply, speak a mantra, and just pound out the work. Not positive, not negative, just silent determination to get shit done. My favorite mantra lately is "Fuck it, we ball."

Remember: If something is labeled as "basic," that just means that there's a large demographic of people who enjoy it. So enjoy your pumpkin spice latte and your Uggs! People who scoff at these simple pleasures just have an inflated sense of superiority. Until we meet again!

You ever think about how if you treat something poorly, in mythology, that item would remember your transgressions and just prank you or make you not exist anymore? This is why all my stuffed animals deserve cuddles and forehead kisses. For safety reasons, of course...

Take time to be silly. Being an adult is so exhausting at times, I think it's healthy to unleash a little whimsy. Pretend to be a dinosaur while waiting for coffee, talk shit to the birds outside your windows, use a funny voice to narrate something random. Be silly. For me?

Random thought: If you make art, and someone asks if they can goon to your art... Is that a compliment? Because your art made someone feel something so intense, they felt the need to act on that feeling! Yes, the feeling is lust, and the act is goonery, but still! You won.

Hmmm... I think I struggle to get anything productive done on weekends because of the lack of routine... Work days are easy. You have that routine you just fall into lockstep with. But with weekends and long breaks, I wind up relaxing despite having things I want to do...

Back to the adventures! 📅 MON: Tainted Grail @ 8pm EST 📅 TUE: Persona 3 @ 8pm EST 📅 WED: Hollow Knight @ 8pm EST 📅 THU: Zelda: BOTW @ 8pm EST 📅 FRI: Assassins Creed 3 @ 8pm EST 📅 SUN: Guild Movie Night! @ 8pm EST

Every year, on Samhain Eve, the Hallowed Eve, we skeletons begin our war against the Winter Witch... Some years, we are able to hold off her forces for most of Harvest Season... Some years, she musters traitors and tempts the innocent... But I say: SPOOKY SEASON FOREVER!!!

I feel like gnomes have become the new goblins... Little mischievous shits that muck about and cause mayhem... Meanwhile, goblins have been relegated to a minor nuisance at worst, So uh... Any adventures wanna go de-gnome my garden? Three silver per beard!

Sometimes, magic is offering a sacrifice in a ritual circle, chanting the words of the ancients under the carefully calculated timing of night and stars... Most times, though, magic is in the mundane, everyday occurrences that we do to make ourselves happy... Like coffee!

Ah, the joys of having goblins scrabble around your bed and screaming at you until you arise to tend to your castle... I love my cats.

Continuing my rant about magic rocks: Monster Cores! Another Fantasy trope, but how exactly do they work? Where are they located? Near the organ that the monster uses like the throat for dragon flame? Or the heart, where blood is constantly flowing? And what are they made of?

Hags this, milfs that... Where's my potion makers at? The ladies who see someone having a bad time and think: "This lich needs some tea or some soup" then go be an absolute AuDHD fueled gremlin... It's me. I have tea for you. You're doing a good job, and I am proud of you.

I just had a thought... What if we all band together and make November into a motivational thing: No Excuse November The goal is that you do the things you've been putting off for later. Start drawing, learn that new language, start a project, etc. #NoExcuseNovember

We really do seem to limit ourselves by what other people think... I catch myself doing it a lot, and it's hard to correct. You wanna make people happy, so you do things for THEM... But we neglect ourselves in the process. Make yourself happy first. You deserve it.

Spooktober is nearing its end... 📅 MON: Resident Evil @ 8pm EST 📅 TUE: Devil May Cry @ 8pm EST 📅 WED: Hollow Knight @ 8pm EST 📅 THU: DOOM Eternal @ 8pm EST 📅 FRI: Little Nightmares 2 @ 8pm EST 📅 SUN: Guild Movie Night! @ 8pm EST

Monday morning rain... The last week of October, Finally feels like Fall.

Why do maidens still proffer their boudoir portraits to me? My dear, yes, you look fabulous, but I have no desire for your flesh! I'm far too busy having FUN with being a crotchety old wizard to bother with carnal desire... Plus, I lack organs, so... No skin flute for you!

The cold seeps into my bones, and I seek the most potent of remedies... A potion, basic perhaps, but effective at waking the mind and warming the soul... Slapping five coppier pieces upon the bar table, I shalt decree: "One Pumpkin Spice Latte, for me!"

Someone once said: "Try to fill every mundane moment of your life with magick. Drinking coffee? You’re partaking of a potion. Showering? A ritual cleanse. Going to work? Trading your life force to the dark lord in exchange for the scroll of Earthly desires." And I live by that.

"Oh, I asked Grok- I asked ChatGPT-" Lich, please. I asked the whisper of the plants, listened to the brook as it babbled, and entertained the grumbling of the thunder!

Fine, you dweebs want my strongest potion? It's 16oz everclear, with two packs of Liquid IV and a pack of Emergen-C, mixed with eight 5-hour energy shots. Tastes like pain and will fucking damn near kill you, but FUCK is it fun while your heart's beating... Don't drink this.

Remember: Lemons are a human-made fruit. So life did not give you lemons. Your bitch-ass neighbor did, so you're well within your rights to crossbreed the lemon tree with a Box Tree and make lemon frag grenades. Until we meet again!

Did anyone else's divination setup just completely fizzle out today, ooooor are the gremlins trying to steal my toe knuckles again?

"GIVE ME YOUR STRONGEST POTION, MERCHANT" My dear adventurer, I say this with the utmost respect... You can't handle my strongest potion. You're level 3, barely making 5 copper by killing rogue goblins, and look like you'd fall over if I flicked you in the 'nads! Go level up!

Will you hold my hand in the Haunted Houses? I get scared easily... 📅 MON: Resident Evil @ 8pm EST 📅 TUE: Devil May Cry @ 8pm EST 📅 WED: Hollow Knight @ 8pm EST 📅 THU: DOOM Eternal @ 8pm EST 📅 FRI: Little Nightmares 2 @ 8pm EST

Remember the old "the golem knows where it is because it knows where it isn't" meme? Well, I had an epiphany... The same goes for people... You know where you are because you perceive the world around you through your five senses... Which all tell you where you are NOT!

Your foes will see you call forth a star from the heavens to smite their entire keep in a single strike... And claim you are too frail to wield a blade. Those who wish to tear you down will see only the faults they wish to see... While you are powerful in your own unique way.

You ever go looking for something and find your first grimoires, only to read them and cringe at your younger self? My Magus in the Arcane Arts, that's growth! You have come so very far. Do not let the current shadows of the giants you face detract from the ogers you've slain.

Spook-tober time! Spooky Games all 'round! 📅 MON: Resident Evil @ 8pm EST 📅 TUE: Devil May Cry @ 8pm EST 📅 WED: Hollow Knight @ 8pm EST 📅 THU: DOOM Eternal @ 8pm EST 📅 FRI: Little Nightmares @ 8pm EST 📅 SUN: Community Movie Night! @ 8pm EST

The real reason wizards wear robes with big bell sleeves is so we can hide firework tubes in there. Thought I was out of spells? THINK AGAIN, KNAVE! I CAST FIREBALL! And then you launch a mortar full of tannerite from your sleeves at them just to watch them panic...

So, I think I can make a spell to invert someone's balls/ovaries... Necromancy is the study of flesh magic. Transmutation is the study of transformational magic. There is a mathematical equation for "inverting" a sphere: X' = M + ((r²/(||X-M||²))*(X-M) In this essay, I will-

I am once more plagued by questions on the nature of magic... 🧙‍♂️ 💎Elemental gems💎 - A staple of RPGs, right? Fire gems, Frost gems, nd gems, etc... But a GEM is inherently earth-based, so how do the gems become imbued? Does magic get trapped in the crystalline structure? 🤔

Y'know what? Fuck promo-posting! Y'all getting unhinged self-taught wizardposting now! 🧙‍♂️ I may not be strong enough to cast Fireball yet, but my shop is near a cave, so I can harvest all the necessary components! And when I do, ohhhhhh, I will be SUCH a menace...😈

We're building up quite the community in our little Homestead, and I'm enjoying the sense of comradery we're building with each of our villagers! We now join @oileeve for their first foray into Deadlock! Come cheer them on! www.twitch.tv/oliveisonline

I think we deserve to spruce up the homestead a bit! Polish the silver, renovate the houses, upgrade the facilities... Join me for some Homemaking that SLAYS, live in the 🟣 & 🔴 Dimensions! #ENVtuber #AssassinsCreed3

More exploration, and I managed to buy the lantern I've been wanting! WHEEEEE! We now join @bunnywinterlily.bsky.social as she SMITEs her foes! Come lend your aid!

I have this big ol' mark on my map, but no idea what it means or where to go... Time to start exploring everything! Join the chaos in the 🟣 & 🔴 Dimensions! #ENVtuber #hollowknight

Well, I may not have defeated the DOOR, but we defeated quite a few Shadows... We now join @venusdawnvt.bsky.social as she cuts down mighty foes in Hollow Knight! Come lend your Spirit!

I am halted by the enemy of all gamers... The dreaded DOOR... Join me in defeating this horrifying foe live in the 🟣 & 🔴 Dimensions! #ENVtuber #Persona3

Let's see just how easy these deliveries are, eh? We're starting our week chilling in the 🟣 & 🔴 Dimensions! #ENVtuber #EasyDeliveryCo

Huzzah! 📅 MON: Easy Delivery Co @ 8pm EST 📅 TUE: Persona 3 @ 8pm EST 📅 WED: Hollow Knight @ 8pm EST 📅 THU: Breath of the Wilds @ 8pm EST 📅 FRI: Assassin's Creed 3 @ 8pm EST

We were thoroughly trounced by the Tropics... But I had fun, and we met some cool people! Thank you, @delysia.bsky.social , @MullBeary , and @pillowcaseghostie.bsky.social for inviting me to the party! We now join @ellyen.bsky.social for some chill Minecraft hours! Come lend your diamonds!

Today we scale the PEAKs of insanity! Join me as I, @pillowcaseghostie.bsky.social , @delysia.bsky.social , and @MullBeary try our best to become good Scouts! #ENVtuber #peakgame

Tonight at 8pm est we join the homies for more #peak gameplay! Hosted by the lovely @delysia.bsky.social and joined by @parvumursi.bsky.social and @barrydbones.bsky.social See you then!

We managed to sneak into the Gerudo City, and now we have a mission from the Chief herself... We must out-ninja the ninjas! Thank you @.Levi_Athan_VT for guiding your crew to my shop, it's lovely to meet you! We now join @manysharpteeth.bsky.social for Helldivers! Come lend a 🔽🔽🔼▶ !

It's about to get hot in here, so bring a cool glass of water and maybe some sunblock! Join our journey to the Gerudo Desert live in the 🟣 & 🔴 Dimensions! #ENVtuber #BreathOfTheWild

I actually made some progress! (I think...) But now I gotta figure out how to get further in the story... We now join @soupid.bsky.social for some cute adventures of MiSide! Come join the fun!

I know people think I'm a fun guy, but that doesn't mean I want to be a fun-GUS~! Join the blood spore-t live in the 🟣 & 🔴 Dimensions! #ENVtuber #hollowknight

We're stuck at floor 16, but that just means we can grind for levels in the lower floors! Thank you @sheghoullvt.bsky.social & @crypticscrawls.bsky.social for guiding your allies my way! We now join @littlenycto.bsky.social as they dominate the Night Lords in Nightreign! Come lend your blades!