Does anyone know how much testosterone is needed to fire a remote missile at civilians? Asking for a drunk psychopath.

The smoke blown up Trump’s buttocks is polluting the entire world.

You won’t believe the plot of Season 7 of The Americans.

“We need to sever identity and politics from the past,” writes Stan Grant. “Truth-telling has been a necessary corrective to the Great Australian Silence, yet it has its limit.” trib.al/D4enLht

Men in the military, you better be careful. On base, showering together, sleeping together, drinking together, getting horny together, furtively glancing at each other’s cocks. You better watch out. There’s a lot of jerking among these High-T wild animals 😵‍💫

One day, a footballer will do something completely outrageous - not get tattooed. #NRL #AFL #EPL #NFL

The American Empire will be the shortest in history, and arguably the quickest to self implode. And the only Empire to vote for their own demise.

Not in my wildest acid taking days did I ever sound as insane as Donnie Trump. To use a clinical diagnostic term, he’s fucked in the head.

Sadly, America has descended into demented dictatorship. We’ll take your jazz, punk, rock and soul, some TV shows, movies & writers. And a few national parks. You can keep everything else.

It’s an incredible Jimmy Smith day … #MusicSky #Jazz #JazzSky

Family harmony is watching the football on mute while Madonna’s new album is playing. It’s great too, Madge that is. #MusicSky #Madonna

Half time at the #FIFAWorldCup final is now so long you can make an omelette, play a Grateful Dead version of Dark Star from 1972, enjoy an extended bathroom break…and not miss any action. #WorldCup2026 #Spain #Argentina

I’m personally going to weigh the testicles of every warrior in the USA military to ensure our men and women have what it takes to fire missiles from hundreds of miles away - Pete Hegit, Department of Freudian Suspensions.

Extremist Senator Pauline Hanson demands everyone in Australia speaks English. The Marmalade Moron is in Italy, demanding hospitality staff speak her language as she can’t speak theirs. Hope they serve her spaghetti bowelgnaise. 🍝

I’ve had near death medical emergency that hurt less than a paper cut.

The whole family got new albums this week: Bad Bunny Madonna Social Distortion Jack White Oscar Peterson #MusicSky #TurntableWars

Elected by Australians, repenting Australians in the federal Parliament. Not much different to US, are you?

Barnaby Joyce MP who shagged and impregnated his advisor while married, says Australia is a Christian nation. Barnaby, God doesn’t like adulterous drunks. Neither do we. #auspol

Just once .. .. can we wake up and not be assailed by Trump stupidity and insanity? Just do the Lindsey Graham dance, Donny boy.

Controversial comment, but truly hated this film. Tarantino appropriates everything; he’s a stylistic plagiarist IMO. Also, tired on American self-righteous violence. That’s why we’re at Nordic film festival 🥰

From Azaria Chamberlain to Peter Falconio, Northern Territory police have been a mix of KKK and Keystone cops.

A really underrated album and band along with Daniel Wylie’s CRR stuff. Might give this a spin while the pasta gets acquainted with hot water. #MusicSky

Celibate Rifles - Sideroxylon. This #vinyl been in the family for 43 years, our Prime Minister used to go to their gigs.

If you work for Murdoch's News Corp then you're not a journalist. Your job description is: Lobbyist. PR practitioner. Political party hack. Denier. Sock puppet. Sales & Marketing Manager. Ventriloquist's doll. Lackey. Lickspittle.

The Interrogations by Richard Overy? This is a must read, and provides not just transcripts but important info that the film glossed over (hard to achieve in 120 minutes).

The film Nuremberg was just US bullshit. US refuses to sign treaty on war crimes and now Unremarkable Rubio wants to abolish International Criminal Court. US and Russia look like twins.

The youngest one calls the song Sugar Me.

@mcsquared.bsky.social Too true. In all likelihood you’ll be an Amazon sales rep bemoaning slight decreases in your home value.

“Books are like companions who stay with you. They ease loneliness, they comfort, they make us laugh, they can show us other people suffer, they offer hope.” Gail Crowther, author. #BookSky

In a bookstore today - The Amazing Adventures of Cavalier and Clay was filed in Non-Fiction. Far out, I so hope it was a true story 😅

And suddenly #FIFA ref discovers players take a dive…. In a corrupt sport, they want a rematch of the Falklands War. Sad, but we can no longer believe #FIFA results. #AUSARG #WorldCup2026

Wait till she sees the price of cocaine …

Harry Kane is amazing - winning #WorldCup final #NORENG and BAFTA award. 👏🍾 #WorldCup2026

🎼 Harry Kane is my name, and I dived on the pitch again.. The night they drove old England down..🎼 #NorEng #WorldCup2026

Was given a German mint vinyl copy of this from a friend who didn’t like it. #weirdo Pat Metheny found a good home with much love.

Great pick, this is a terrific album, with some truly awesome longer versions of Golden Earring songs. Very underrated band.

Wet winter blues aided by the beautiful Nina Simone. #MusicSky

This. All of this.

The hidden secrets we indulge in when the family is out at a sporting event… #FrankZappa #MusicSky

Now we’re talkin’. Saw Redd Kross on all their tours down under, a great band.

It was then Nationals Senator Barnaby Joyce who broke an election promise and voted to sell Telstra. Labor wanted Telstra majority govt owner & controlled and opposed selling our national comms network.

You know what I'm going to do? Civil disobedience is my personal mission.

There are 'go-to' discs/LPs I use to test speakers. Gene Clark - No Other is one. Guardian called it "One of the greatest albums ever made. Initially celebrated for its obscurity, now celebrated for its magnificence.. a magnum opus: epic, sprawling, poetic, choral, rococo." #MusicSky #GeneClark

Being an old punk I dismissed Billy Joel at the time, only when I got over music snobbery did I realise these are really good albums with terrific production. Bruce Hornsby was another very late discovery. Moral: music is great, regardless of genre, artist, style or looks. (fascists excluded)

Got the stereo sounding just about right. Tannoy Bradley SL65, a bit or repositioning made huge difference. #Stereo

Best policies ever - Count Binface says he’ll nationalise model trains and Adele too. This could be Britain’s finest moment since Churchill.

Got the entire family cooking together with some prime Jerry Garcia {1991}. Had to listen to Bsd Bunny first, which was excellent too. #MusicSky

Almost 20 years ago, made a tape of my pick from Jefferson Airplane offshoots. #MusicSky #JeffersonAirplane #GraceSlick

Audio Technical 540 ML/V is what I have, seeking advice on upgrade. We’re not audiophiles but want a cart that manage jazz, rock, punk, soul, Afro Beat, blues #vinyl etc. Suggestions?

Just said I was going into city to buy fresh needle. Should have mentioned it’s from hi-fi store.