I just vividly hallucinated inspector gadget summoning a breathalyser testand I just have to share.

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This is how I feel telling guys I like them istg

Guess who's single!!!!!!!!! :3 #imsofkinglonley #shitpost

If I were into a woman, yk

20min Gardevoir on ibispaint for a frien 🗣 • #art #pokemon #gardevoir #ibispaint

Scariest thing about this drawing is how I spent 30 minutes on it and it still looks like shit.

I’m not suicidal but yk I wouldn’t mind a lil of this

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BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG some of y’all are lucky I can’t get guns

I can’t help it if I feel sheepish

Help?

I could totally fight a rooster istg

You can’t prove shit

Confined

I fucking love musicals

State of my generation

Idiot

#moderationisforbitches #proudalcholic #rolemodel

Anyone got 800$ to lend?

Penalty

Bummer

I can’t think of anything funny to post today. have a expertly edited hello kitty branded cigarette

🗣️🗣️🗣️

Welcome, welcome. The scream? It was my own. Of course you can look around, what do I have to fear?

Same except I ate a 12 volt battery and leaded gas to increase my power.

Election results are in

Me when I find out who removed the litter box from the school bathroom.

GET’EM GET’EM

Art by avogado9

I wanna eat royalty