The absolutely embarrassing, private shit people will loudly discuss in the store is incredible. Just once in my life I wish I could be so free.

At 8 o'clock this morning, without my asking, a guy wearing this shirt, with a pistol in a shoulder holster, told me about how he was being sued by his mother for ownership of a truck she bought him, and that he was trying to get her rabbi to talk some sense into her. "Wish me luck," he said.

Poem on his birthday

The ladies can't get enough of my

"...because they rhyme" youtu.be/F5hlil50vi4?...

I saw this clip a couple of days ago and it boosted my spirits immeasurably. I was not overly familiar with Snider, but he always seemed to be a real positive force in the world. It's a cruel thing that he's gone www.instagram.com/reel/DRFZWO_...

Ghost Tropic was released 25 years ago today. One of Molina's very best records. Slept on then, and now, but the true heads know: youtu.be/xD4X8Lh4Q8I?...

Strap yourself in and feel the Gs

Cowpokes

BOTD, 1941 youtu.be/9X_nl1v9x8Y?...

"Coral was forced to perform to eat." Yeah that about sums it up.

In honor of Dick Cheney's passing, I'm sharing some deep and cutting political art I made circa 2005. Really hits hard in retrospect:

Guy at Goodwill buying a bible and a couple hammers. Seems ominous.

I can't stand being in line at the grocery store, and the person in front of me uses Food Stamps, and then when they get in the parking lot the moon comes out from behind a cloud and they turn into a werewolf.

The medicine I'm taking says don't take more than 4 doses in 24 hours but it also says to take a dose every four hours. Why is this medicine fucking with me I'm sick.

Ivan, Louisiana, 2007/08

Bear Creek, Texas, the Reagan years

For God's sake, if you're gonna fuck one of these monkeys USE PROTECTION

Combing thru the archives & found this decade-old quote from a coworker

Found a folder on my old laptop named "celebrities": opened it up and the first four pictures were: Joe Camel, Art Bell, a picture of the Black Dhalia in the morgue, and Chef Boyardee's draft card.

People make fun of Marty using Gimme Shelter so much but what they don't consider is that song fuckin rules

One Battle After Another (Paul Thomas Anderson, 2025)

I saw three Zoltars yesterday

Doing some research on Curly in honor of his birthday and I thought he looks kind of ruggedly handsome here

What I holler every time I leave the function

Guided by Voices Airport 5 Boston Spaceships Ricked Wicky Acid Ranch Circus Devils Lexo and the Leapers Shakira

Lookit this asshole, circa 2006

Ceci n'est pas une store

Currently embarrassing myself before a crowd of disinterested middle aged diners and a big fiberglass alligator AMA

I remember when I was a kid and Marvel sold about eight million copies of X-Men #1 doing the same thing

Man, is all you have to do to be a good band now is be from North Carolina? This really speaks to my austere protestant soul: youtu.be/0BsKzw7hEZ0?...

That I would drink without prerogative, when did I have such courage? With the acquiescence of my lover’s veiled eyes, I drank 13 October 1948 youtu.be/UIPXHsUXVH0?...

That Lynne Ramsay movie using John Prine as Spooky Dark Trailer Music is really something

If you think about it the Hamburger Helper is a kind of Bodhisattva

I wish they'd do a Riyadh Guys Who Work At The Store Festival I could headline.

Jason Vs Freddy Vs Kramer Vs Kramer

Thought this evil Fanta™ demon was Neil Young

Let's fuckin goooo

hbd David Hidalgo youtu.be/Vp7H1YDuDt0?...

If you spit enough Coke back into the machine it'll dispense quarters and fucked-up dollar bills

Updating my résumé

Was discussing pro bull riding w @mourningdoves.bsky.social & they were reading off the names of rodeo bulls and without a thought when they read the name "Chicken on a Chain" I was like "oh yeah, that's the bull Larry the Cable Guy owns." Not my finest moment, honestly.

The day after Taylor Swift released Shake It Off, I overheard this lady I worked with named Carol telling someone "she's gone ROCK," her voice shocked and angry. Also, another time I was looking for a pen and looked in Carol's desk and found a pancake in a ziploc bag.

JT Walsh would've killed in One Battle After Another

Separated at birth

Local businesses are getting a little bossy

Thank u Internet for these thy gifts

Every thousand years This metal sphere Ten times the size of Jupiter Floats just a few yards past the earth

Moby Dick crossing "Kill Captain Ahab" off his to-do list with a sigh of satisfaction